Jason must…
1: Live.
2: Die.
3: Be Santa.
4: Scream. (If only he had a mouth…)
5: Baby, the rain must fall…
6: Baby, the wind must blow…
7: And wherever his heart leads him, baby, Jason must go.
What else must Jason do? You decide!
Jason must…
1: Live.
2: Die.
3: Be Santa.
4: Scream. (If only he had a mouth…)
5: Baby, the rain must fall…
6: Baby, the wind must blow…
7: And wherever his heart leads him, baby, Jason must go.
What else must Jason do? You decide!
Jason must do the Macarena
Jason must eat corndogs!
Jason must rock the f*** out!
Jason must pay rent
Mow the ****ing lawn and then ride his Huffy BMX over to Floyd’s barbershop for a haircut.
Kids today!
Be a fricker
He must be CRAZY!
Jason must be joking
He should eat a Now and Later.
Jason must do what Simon says.
Jason must do his homework before playing on his Game Cube
Jason must be bamboozled