This Darkseid looks like he has cookies.
Sugar free raisin cookies
And juice
Ah mah lawdy, where can I get one?!?! I’m half way to desperate from direly needy
@Star0fLyra the real Darkseid was found growing in a marshmallow patch in that forest where teddy bears have picnics, but if you mean the doll, I might have found that image on a website called “Etsy.” Maybe.
Oh and if you meant cookies, just wait. Darkseid sells them door to door to raise money for band.
My team has not yet verified the authenticity of this photo
My team has verified the authenticity of this photo
They verified Darkseid omega beamed them all out of existence. With a second thought.
Actually they beat him. I don’t have the relevant panels, though, so I don’t know if they sandwich artisted him to death or just scared him away with their tuna scoopers
Subway guy: “Can you do us a favor Green Lantern?”
Hal: “Name it.”
Subway guy: “Endorse Subway.”
Hal: “No, sorry. Subway’s fine but there’s better sammich joints around. You guys want to see Oa?”
14 week gap, was Darkseid at Subway the whole time?
He was paralyzed with indecision between honey oat and Italian herb bread for his turkey with pickles
Granny Goodness avoids the pickles due to her low sodium diet
I remember this thread! We were all trying to justify anybody beating Darkseid in the Meta Madhouse event.
Scott Free said Granny avoided Subway because it caused her subway car to get backed up.
Yeah! And an orphan in a leotard beat him! With small sticks! We did iiiiiiiiiiit
Didn’t Flash beat Darkseid then Nightwing beat Flash? Maybe I’m misremembering this though.