The Tenth Return of The Prattling Polls Polls Polls

Awww. I love nana birthdays! Have you talked to her today? Is she groovy so far?

(You and I both know I’m trapped in a state of confusion)

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I haven’t talked with her yet today…but I’m going to her house later today

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Did you buy her a pony?

(Confused about age appropriate gifts)

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You’re right. You should keep him all to yourself… somewhere else. :+1:

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You’re right. You should protect him from us… somewhere else.

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You do realize you are the ones that summon Kelex…Kelex only comes when y’all call him

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Happy birthday, @DickGrayson_TheBoyFriendWonder‘s grandma. :birthday: :tada: :balloon: :confetti_ball:

I hope you have a wonderful day together!!! :blush:

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Oh my gosh how did you know??? :joy::joy::joy:

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Kelex told me.

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:thinking: Please, do not lump me in with the evildoers. Thank you. :blush:

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What dastardly villain could have done it?

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Excuse me! I do not summon the robot. I just complain like a child when other people do.

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I mainly use Kelex as a joke.

Or as a random number generator

Don’t bother clicking all those links :arrow_up:. Each letter just leads to a different post where I used Kelex’s dice rolling thing.

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Kelex is kinda thicc
:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Kelex is no joke. He’s an evil AI mastermind.

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I’m gonna go before I start ranting about how Kelex is the victim…

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@Kelex

  • Helpless victim
  • They’re asking for it

0 voters

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Sorry, but…

nobody is ever asking for it.

This is how much of a rapacious culture is continued year after year. Decade after decade.

And now, back to our regualy scheduled prattling.

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If @Kelex was an actual user, then it’d be the victim.

Right now, it’s just a tool that the mods have used which we have played with.

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Happy birthday to er!

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