The Incident Report | Knockout/Car Crash Counter | Smallville Fan Club

:rofl: It totally feels like a fan service episode. Especially for the Clana fans. It’s the else worlds episode to think, what if they were endgame? And then pretend it never happened.


Exactly. It’s probably not as bad as I remember. I usually skip it when I rewatch. I’ll give it another chance!


I find re-watching to be a wild ride. Some of the things just hit different as an adult.


One fresh knockout and totally vaporized car in Evan’s Field! :sv_crash:

Just another reminder our next WAL for episode 21 Forever :camera_flash: is scheduled for Sunday, August 20th!

We are just 2 episodes away from the end of season 4!


Wow 10 knockouts this past episode!!

This Saturday is the Season 4 Finale!! :partying_face:

I have a funny feeling we’re going to get those totaled cars… :stuck_out_tongue:


We made it @SmallvilleFanClub! We have finished season 4 with a series record of 96 knockouts!! :face_with_spiral_eyes:

Our season 4 winner(?) for most knockouts was Lex, leaving the rest of the cast in the dust with 10 knockouts!!

We have 5 + totaled vehicles. :sv_crash:
We decided to add the + because we can’t see how many vehicles get annihilated by the season finale meteor shower. We know in the past many vehicles were taken out by meteors, and based on the packed highway and meteors in close proximity, we’re assuming there were some. Instead of haphazardly guessing a number, we’re using the + to indicate an untold quantity.

Serious question, does the crashed space shape count as a totaled vehicle? Is it totaled? Maybe time will tell…

So how are your votes for person with the most knockouts and totaled vehicles holding up? :rofl: Are you surprised by our current standings?

We are rolling straight into season 5 this Saturday! Buckle up, this one is spectacular! :smallville_fan_club:


Wow already starting season 5 off with a bang! We have 10 vehicles totaled including a helicopter! :sv_crash: :helicopter: and 7 knockouts!! :face_with_spiral_eyes: Season 5 is off to the races!!


Wow! Starting out big


Episode 2 is on the books!

We had 7 knock outs and 1 crashed car!
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Clark is still powerless! I’m pretty sure this is a series record with him without powers. This Saturday will make 3 powerless episodes, but no lack of super heroics. How much longer can he survive like this?

He looks so happy, I hope he gets to enjoy it a little longer!


Updated with Episode 3 Hidden :rocket: 4 knockouts/unconsciousness’ (if that’s an actual word…)

Clark enjoys the mortal life by getting shot and bleeding out in the middle of the road :face_with_spiral_eyes: and then passing out/dyeing in the hospital :face_with_spiral_eyes:

Chloe tries to stop a nuclear missile launch by knocking the villain unconscious :face_with_spiral_eyes:

And then Jor-El finally finishes his upload into Lionel’s tiny human brain and takes over his vessel fully. :face_with_spiral_eyes:

Just a reminder @SmallvilleFanClub, we are on a break this week since I’ll be tied up with a work event this weekend. Next week we return with our Aquaman episode!! :0_aquaman: So use this weekend to find your swim trunks! :shorts:


Updated with E7 Splinter :mending_heart:

In addition to Martha and Lana’s knockouts, Clark once again takes out another red truck. You can bet next episode will feature some repair work. :rofl:

Fun fact, this episode is where this screen clip originates! See the black truck!


:five: Season 5 is complete!

We finish out this season with a total of 82 knockouts :face_with_spiral_eyes: slightly under season 4 so not a new record this season.

We had 30 totaled vehicles :sv_crash: which is a new season record, blowing season 1’s previously reigning record of 19 out of the water.

Our grand total for the series so far is 350 knockouts :face_with_spiral_eyes: and 73+ totaled cars :sv_crash:

Our knockout champs are:
:1st_place_medal: First place: Lex with 34
:2nd_place_medal: Second place: Lana with 32
:3rd_place_medal: Third place: Clark with 31

The Kent’s have our highest car insurance premiums with Lana second and both Lex and his father Lionel tied for third.

Season 6 Watch Along thread will be posted shortly!
Will Lex hold on to his lead or is he going to get a helmet?
Will the show’s budget sustain more exploding cars?
Find out as we start season 6 this Saturday at 8 PM EST!


Damn those are close!


I can’t wait to see Clark and Lois take off after Lana and Lex leave the show in season 7. Then we will have to add Oliver to our counter lol


Season 6 is off to a stabby start!

We had 3 knockouts this episode of our main 3: Clark, Lana, and Lex. :face_with_spiral_eyes:

This Saturday we have a gusty episode :wink: Hold on to your hats folks! High winds are in the forecast!


Updated with E2 Sneeze :wind_face:

Lex is our only knockout, and although he doesn’t know who did it, we know it was Oliver Queen, and he’s got some really good archery skills…


Updated with 10 knockouts and 1 exploded car from episodes 4 Arrow, and 5 Reunion.

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Updated with episodes 6 and 7 knockouts.

We had a total of 11 :face_with_spiral_eyes: but no new car wrecks, although some minor damage occurred, nothing was totaled. Also, we are going to count everyone who should have died, but didn’t due to the fancy drug as knockouts, not deaths. :no_entry_sign: :skull:

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Updated with episode 8 Static

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Lana has now surpassed Lex for most knockouts surprising nobody.
Our second KO this episode was a police officer given the Bane style back break by the Phantom Zone escapee Alder/Draxx/Dave Bautista :stuck_out_tongue:

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Only one knockout this week! :face_with_spiral_eyes:
Jed McNally get’s his bell rung by Clark, who apparently was not a fan of the mole men movie.

I’ve got to say, I was really expecting some car crashes this episode. Clark is driving the blue truck, and Chloe had a mysterious new blue car. I thought those were clues that vehicles were about to meet their demise, but alas. Maybe next episode!