The Incident Report | Knockout/Car Crash Counter | Smallville Fan Club

Challenge accepted.

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Big update today @SmallvilleFanClub!!

4 episodes worth of incidents!! We are almost done with season 3 and just about to tie last season for knockouts and car crashes! Will we beat it??

  • We can do it!!
  • Nah, the season finale is sure to be injury free.

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With so many knockout, it’s a miracle that nobody suffer a very serious head injury or even worst, brain damage that could’ve kill them. But hey, it’s Smallville where you can be seriously injured free. :exploding_head::face_with_head_bandage::woozy_face::grin:

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Maybe that’s why they keep making bad decisions :thinking:

Does Lex turn evil because of Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy?

Is that the real reason behind the trunks? :briefs:

Are all of Lana’s problems due to her current tally of 17 knockouts?

Nah, I’m sure it’s just destiny or something right?

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did i miss it

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Hey @ttcoolthomas2023.53920, welcome back to the community! :partying_face: Fear not - the Smallville Fan Clubs host their WALs every Saturday night at 8:00pm EST, so you’ve got plenty of time to make the next one. Find them in the below thread. :point_down:

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That’s right! We are 2 episodes away from Season 4!!

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Congratulations @SmallvilleFanClub season 3 is complete!

We’ve broken yet another record with a season total of 57 knockouts! :face_with_spiral_eyes: Bringing our series total to 188!

So far Clark is our most brain damaged Smallvillian with 22 knockouts! Don’t worry, Lana is right behind him with 19, and Lex with 18!! Does this explain their poor decisions going forward? Probably! :stuck_out_tongue:

:sv_crash:
On the vehicle side of things, we beat last season’s total by 1 vehicle! Thanks “Kara”, for your assistance in that one! Still far below season 1, but that kind of budget can’t be replicated! We end season 3 with 10 totaled vehicles. Our series total now stands at 38!!

We will take a break this week to reset for Season 4 to begin the first Saturday of March! Set your signal watch, bookmark the thread, and meet us next week for the season premier of Smallville!

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:dizzy_face::face_with_head_bandage:Wow, I’m so knockout by this! Really shocking with so much head trauma!

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:rofl:

Yeah, being a doctor in Smallville might make you the big bucks, but at what cost??? Some kid almost blew the place up! And good luck getting to work without totaling your car! :joy:

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Doctors in Smallville are very good at shrugging and saying ‘IDEK’ whenever something superpower-y happens.

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Ya know, for as “invulnerable” as Clark is, he sure does pass out a lot… :thinking: Can our other characters catch up, or will Clark maintain his super lead? Tune in Saturday and find out! :wink:

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On the topic of medicine, can we talk about the lighting at Smallville Medical Center? Every hospital I’ve ever been to has been like being inside an active copy machine. These doctors must have Riddick level night vision or something. It was incredibly easy to put this together. All I had to do was search for “Smallville Hospital” and image search did the rest.

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Sorry I keep missing Smallville watch along @Bar-El, Reason is—
:fire_extinguisher::right_anger_bubble::dizzy_face:
:disappointed:

(Later)
:face_with_head_bandage:Ouch, what a headache, it’s really suck to keep getting—
:flashlight::right_anger_bubble::dizzy_face:
:disappointed:

Lionel Luthor: Poor @Lincolnfan78, you know, this should teach him a good lesson, keep your nose out of Luthor’s business, tragically accidents do happen. If you imply I knock him out twice, you’re sadly mistaken, I believe it was Lex who did it, what a shame. :smirk:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

And they can afford to turn some lights on, they have lots of paying customers, including the Luthors!

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I can literally hear him saying this! Someone send @Lincolnfan78 a helmet! :rescue_worker_helmet:

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We are up to date! :smiley:

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3 knockouts this week! :face_with_spiral_eyes:

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That’s pretty phe-knock-enal!

Like phenomenal…

Laugh

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:facepalm_batman:

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