The Incident Report | Knockout/Car Crash Counter | Smallville Fan Club

[Bar-El]

Welcome to The Incident Report!

As we watch along together we will keep score of all the knockouts and cars ruined in each episode and tally them here.

So grab your hardhat and make sure your vehicle is insured, because this list is going to get long!

This thread will contain spoilers and discuss the series as a whole.

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Knockouts

If you’re looking to be an overworked medical professional or suffer insane amounts of brain trauma with no deleterious effects, then move to Smallville!

Total 6

• Season 1
  • E1 Pilot: Coming soon!
  • E2 Metamorphosis: Coming soon!
  • E3 Hothead: Coming soon!
• Season 2: 1
  • E21 Accelerate: Lana goes unconscious after Emily pushes her off the bridge and Clark saves her!
• Season 4
  • E8 Spell: Coming soon!
• Season 5: 5
  • E5 Thirst: Lana is “killed” by Buffy. Chloe is bitten into unconsciousness by vampire Lana. Lex is knocked out by vampire Lana. Clark passes out near the k-stalactite meds. Lana passes out from a syringe to the heart.
  • E14 Tomb: Coming soon!
• Season 9
  • E3 Rabid: Coming soon!

Who do you think is the most concussed by the end of the series?

• Clark

• Lex

• Lana

• Chloe

• Lois

• Other

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Cars Damaged

If you’re looking to get rich you’ll want to either sell, repair, or insure cars in Smallville!

Total 0

• Season 1
  • E1 Pilot: Coming soon!
  • E2 Metamorphosis: Coming soon!
  • E3 Hothead: Coming soon!
• Season 2
  • E21 Accelerate: 0
• Season 4
  • E8 Spell: Coming soon!
• Season 5
  • E5 Thirst: 0
  • E14 Tomb: Coming soon!
• Season 9
  • E3 Rabid: Coming soon!

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[ManOf78ThousandUsernames]

Wow you are definitely putting alot of hard work to the club. Great job, I know who has the most knockout, I’d better not say or somebody might Knock me out cold!

[Bar-El]

I’ll have to add a poll so we can vote on who is the most concussed

[Bar-El]

[ManOf78ThousandUsernames]

Hope it comes with a seatbelts!

[Jared-El_Wayne]

Really loving all things Smallville
It’s making me go back through the favorite episodes. Getting primed, lol.

[Bar-El]

What are your three favorites?

Mine are

1. The one where Clark gets shot with the kryptonite bullet, love that slo-mo and his expression as he goes from casually blocking to panic mode.

2. When he and Lionel swap bodies!
   *chefs kiss

3. The Hangover episode when Zatana gets everyone drunk on magic wine! Everything in that episode is hilarious!

[Jared-El_Wayne]

In no particular order, my faves are:
← Probably my absolute fave. episode. →

• S09E07 - Jor-El returns to Smallville looking for
  (or is leaving behind?) the Book of RAO.
  I love when Clark picks up Tess by her neck. lol.
  Not to mention the late bonding between Clark And Jor-El.

• S07E08 - Clark releases his Kryptonian mother
  (Lara) from Kara’s Blue crystal.

• S08E11
  Legion of SuperHeroes visit Smallville.
  (time traveling and Kryptonians are a good mix.)

[Vroom]

@Jared-El_Wayne

• S08E11
  Legion of SuperHeroes visit Smallville.
  (time traveling and Kryptonians are a good mix.)

This is true, as evidenced by the similarly-themed New Kids in Town episode of STAS, as well as your highlighted episode (which was written by Geoff Johns, I believe).

[Jared-El_Wayne]

@Bar-El

@Bar-El

What are your three favorites?
Mine are

1. The one where Clark gets shot with the kryptonite bullet, love that slo-mo and his expression as he goes from casually blocking to panic mode.

I liked that one a lot too. Do you remember the episode number?

@Vroom

@Vroom

(which was written by Geoff Johns, I believe)

I didn’t know it was written by him.
I think I remember the STAS episode. All good stuff.

[Vroom]

@Jared-El_Wayne

I think I remember the STAS episode.

New Kids in Town was also notable for showcasing Kenny Braverman who, in the comics, had become Conduit (a Triangle Era favorite villain of mine).

He’s such a **** in the episode that when he says “What’s the matter, pal? Take a wrong at Tatooine?” to Brainiac, that you kind of want to cheer Brainiac on for how he dealt with Kenny.

[ManOf78ThousandUsernames]

There’s sort of Smallville connection to the episode.
In the episode of New Kid in town, Pa Kent say he couldn’t wait to watch The Dukes Of Hazzard.

A few years later Jonathan Kent would be play by the Duke Of Hazzard actor, John Schneider! There has been a few Dukes of Hazzard references on the show from theme music to the 1969 dodge car which was blue.

[Vroom]

Yet another reason why New Kids in Town is great.

Too bad there was no Daisy Dukes reference, though.

I haven’t seen much of TDOH, but I do like Daisy, that’s for sure.

[Bar-El]

@Jared-El_Wayne

Do you remember the episode number?

Yep! It’s season 3 episode 3: Extinction

John and Annett are incredible in that episode too. Their panic looks so real!

[Bar-El]

@Spider-Man78

1969 dodge car which was blue

I didn’t know that was a reference to the Dukes of Hazard. I’ve never seen the original. I should go see if it’s streaming somewhere…

[ManOf78ThousandUsernames]

The car in the episode was actually based on the General Lee which is seen in the next picture. Of course Tom Wopat was a co star on the show as well.

Behind the scene the car would crash after a flying jump during a car chase!
On screen, it makes a perfect jump.

[Bar-El]

that’s so cool!

[Vroom]

Tom Wopat also guest-starred on Home Improvement as “The Granite Guy”, as Tim called him.