The Incident Report | Knockout/Car Crash Counter | Smallville Fan Club

Welcome to The Incident Report!

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As we watch along together, we will keep score of all the knockouts and cars ruined each episode and tally them here.

Join us every Saturday at 8 PM EST for the Season 6 Watch Party!

So grab your hardhat and make sure your vehicle is insured, because this list is going to get long!

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This thread will contain spoilers and discuss the series as a whole.


Knockout

If you’re looking to be an overworked medical professional, or suffer insane amounts of brain trauma with no deleterious effects, then move to Smallville!

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Total Knockouts (for every WAL so far): 382

Season Totals
Season Total Visual Representation (:face_with_spiral_eyes: = 1 Unconscious Person)
:one: 49 :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes:
:two: 53 :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes:
:three: 58 :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes:
:four: 97 :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes:
:five: 82 :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes:
:six: 32 (in progress) :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes:
:seven: TBD
:eight: TBD
:nine: 11 (from holiday event) :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes:
:ten: TBD

Totals by Character (and how it happened!):

Lana Lang: 39
Season 1: 6
Episode How it Happened
:butterfly: E2 Metamorphosis Cocooned by Greg Arkin aka “Bug Boy”
:skull: E4 X-Ray Tina disguised as Whitney takes her out in the cemetery
:skull: Tina puts her in a sarcophagus and she passes out from lack of oxygen
:handshake: E11 Horse gets spooked and throws her off in the creepy woods
:sunflower: E15 Nicodemus Passes out from the flower toxin while climbing the windmill
:eyes: E20 Obscura Hits the ground hard after a gas line explosion and wakes up seeing through someone else’s eyes!
Season 2: 4
Episode How it Happened
:cyclone: E1 Vortex Of course she’s unconscious, it’s the season premiere and Clark’s literally saving her from a tornado!
:closed_book: E5 Nocturne Pushed into the cemetery mausoleum by evil Byron and bonks her head
:lying_face: E11 Visage Tina disguised as Clark shoves her into the wall in the Talon
:running_woman: E21 Accelerate After Emily Dinsmore pushes her off the bridge
Season 3: 6
Episode How it Happened
:sleeping: E4 Slumber While trying to stop Sara’s Uncle Conroy, Lana is put to sleep with the same drug!
:performing_arts: E8 Shattered Lex pushes her into a horse stall and the spooked horse tramples her.
:headstone: E12 Hereafter Kidnapped by a mysterious assailant in the school!
:brick: E14 Obsession Hits her head when Alicia attempts to eliminate the competition.
:lock: E21 Forsaken Emily Dinsmore shoves her into the wall at the Talon and kidnaps her, as friends do…
:lock: Emily decides Lana isn’t her friend anymore and gasses her cell.
Season 4: 7
Episode How it Happened
:lips: E3 Façade Knocked out by a falling mirror.
:broom: E8 Spell After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
:scream: E10 Scare Falls victim to the nightmare toxin released by LexCorp.
:scarf: E12 Pariah Strangled in the bathtub.
:camera_flash: E21 Forever Gets frozen while signing Brendan’s yearbook and taken to the duplicate school.
:camera_flash: Gets frozen a second time after attempting to escape with Chloe.
:mortar_board: E22 Commencement Wakes up in the crashed helicopter as the soul survivor, but she is not alone!
Season 5: 9
Episode How it Happened
:compass: E1 Arrival Passes out while having a crisis in the middle of the road while trying to escape the aliens!
:compass: Thrown across Lex’s office by Aethyr after trying to trap them in the meteor vault.
:zap: E2 Mortal Knocked out during the scuffle with the escaped convicts from Bell Reve holding the Kent family hostage.
:vampire: E5 Thirst “Killed” by Buffy
:vampire: Passes out from an anti-vampi-k-vaccine to the heart
:mending_heart: E7 Splinter Knocked out by a paranoid, silver kryptonite infected Clark.
:no_entry_sign: E11 Lockdown Kicked into warehouse equipment by Deputy Harris during their fight.
:robot: E15 Cyborg Knocked out by the Black Ops Security team sent to capture Victor.
:syringe: E17 Void Takes the death serum and is brought back to life.
Season 6: 7
Episode How it Happened
:man_supervillain: E1 Zod Zod, who is inhabiting Lex’s body, throws her into the wall of the mansion office.
:school: E5 Reunion Hit’s her head on the ground when Lex tries to push her out of the way of the falling chandelier.
:adhesive_bandage: E7 Rage Lana faints when meeting Chloe for lunch and is very chill about it while also wanting to keep it a secret.
:adhesive_bandage: Later we find out at the doctor she has fainted off screen three times this month.
:adhesive_bandage: Off screen #2
:adhesive_bandage: Off screen #3
:radio: E8 Static When she is sucked into the radio frequency dimension, for some reason it knocks her out.

Lex Luthor: 38
Season 1: 8
Episode How it Happened
:comet: E1 Pilot Caught as a kid in the meteor shower
:comet: Crashes his car into Clark on the bridge
:rose: E10 Shimmer Conked on the head by our ghost
:rose: Pushed headfirst into the mansions stone wall
:handshake: E11 Clark shoves him into some tires after Lex shot him, a lot.
:man_dancing: E14 Zero Lex is tasered and thrown into a van!
:sunflower: E15 Nicodemus Clark shoves him into napsville
:brain: E16 Stray Tossed out of a moving limo
Season 2: 2
Episode How it Happened
:family_woman_woman_boy: E7 Lineage Drugged in his own car! Convertible life gone wrong!
:family_woman_woman_boy: Knocked out while unconscious so he doesn’t see Clark saving his life from the axe murder!
Season 3: 6
Episode How it Happened
E9 Asylum :pill: Tasered when attempting to escape over the barbed wire fence of Belle Reve.
:pill: Knocked out after the beating.
:pill: Given a sedative when captured by the orderlies as he tries to rescue Clark.
:pill: Passed out after the electric shock memory wipe treatment.
:family_woman_boy: E19 Memoria Lana pulls Lex down from the ledge and he hits his head and is briefly unconscious.
:family_woman_boy: Passes out after his flashback with Lionel in his mansion office.
Season 4: 10
Episode How it Happened
:running_man: E5 Run Knocked out by the fence Hanison.
:dancer: E9 Bound Pistol whipped by Shannon Bell, his vengeful stalker.
:scream: E10 Scare Infected by his nightmare toxin, he dreams of death and rains of blood.
:violin: E16 Lucy Pistol whipped by Marcus Becker.
:busts_in_silhouette: E17 Onyx Knocked out during the explosion.
:busts_in_silhouette: Pistol whipped by his evil double.
:busts_in_silhouette: Passes out when merged back together.
:camera_flash: E21 Forever Gets pistol whipped by Jason and taken to a cabin in the woods.
:mortar_board: E22 Commencement Thrown into the wall when Lionel’s stone gives off a burst of energy to call Clark, rendering Lionel comatose!
:mortar_board: Chloe shoves him into the cave wall to stop him from discovering Clark’s secret, although she’s about to find out she doesn’t know the half of it!
Season 5: 8
Episode How it Happened
:vampire: E5 Thirst Knocked out by vampire Lana
:santa: E9 Lexmas Shot in an alley during the opening and spends the majority of the episode in a dream world
:ballot_box: E10 Fanatic Samantha Drake breaks a crystal vase over his head.
:no_entry_sign: E11 Lockdown Shot by former officer Greg Flynn and passes out due to blood loss.
:syringe: E17 Void Given the death serum by Dr. Lance and brough back to life by Chloe.
:dotted_line_face: E20 Fade Choked by the invisible man Graham Garrett.
:dotted_line_face: Sedated in the hospital to recover.
:birds_of_prey_club_oracle: E21 Oracle Milton Fine uses the “vaccine” on him rendering him unconscious.
Season 6: 4
Episode How it Happened
:man_supervillain: E1 Zod After Clark sucks Zod out of him with Jor-El’s crystal, he falls unconscious.
:wind_face: E2 Sneeze The LuthorCorp elevator fills with knockout gas and Lex is kidnapped and experimented on to discover the source of his now gone powers. We find out Oliver Queen has sent his men but didn’t mean for it to get violent.
:school: E5 Reunion When Duncan’s ghost shatters the windows in Oliver’s penthouse, interrupting their fight, Lex is hit by a huge pane of glass.
:adhesive_bandage: E7 Rage Knocked out with an arrow from Green Arrow that actually kills him but is brought back to life.

Clark Kent: 33
Season 1: 3
Episode How it Happened
:fire: E3 Hothead We’re counting what appears to be a quick faint in the K-sauna
:cold_face: E5 Cool Clarksicle freezes when going up against Sean Kelvin
:cloud_with_lightning: E12 Leech Thrown into a car while powerless
Season 2: 4
Episode How it Happened
:scorpion: E14 Rush Pete punches Clark into the side of the Talon with a fist full of kryptonite!
:face_with_thermometer: E16 Fever Clark passes out on the porch after coming down with the meteor infected flu!
:milky_way: E17 Rosetta Clark sleep “walks” to the cave and puts the key in the wall. He’s hit by a beam of light and wakes up in the middle of Route 8!
:broken_heart: E23 Exodus After destroying the ship, Clark wakes up under the rubble of the storm cellar, the newest crater in Smallville
Season 3: 10
Episode How it Happened
:dart: E3 Extinction Clark passes out and almost dies from getting shot by a kryptonite bullet!
:sleeping: E4 Slumber It’s all a dream…literally! Clark is trapped in Sara Conroy’s dream nightmare.
:sleeping: Struggling to stay awake, Clark falls asleep in the middle of his study session with Lana.
:sleeping: Clark falls asleep at the wheel and puts the truck into the most epic cartwheel, but don’t worry, he slept through the whole thing.
:pill: E9 Asylum Knocked out by the kryptonite beating he’s given while trying to rescue Lex.
:racing_car: E13 Velocity Knocked out with a bonk to the head by a meteor infused nitro tank.
:racing_car: Wakes up in the trunk of Pete’s car, only to pass out again due to the vicinity of the same tank that knocked him out the first time!
:family_woman_boy: E19 Memoria Clark faints after getting too close to the memory tank and becomes a lab rat.
:family_woman_boy: After the memory facility explodes, Clark passes out again.
:crossed_swords: E20 Talisman Jeremiah stabs Clark in the chest with his fancy alien blade. Clark makes it to the kitchen and passes out on the floor due to the blood loss!
Season 4: 7
Episode How it Happened
:gem: E1 Crusade Martha splits Clark out of his Kal stupor with some silver kryptonite, rendering him unconscious, and less alien, on the cave floor.
:broom: E8 Spell The Countess steals all his powers and he’s rendered unconscious
:broom: After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
:lips: E3 Façade Knocked out by Dr. Fine after getting a face full of kryptonite gas.
:scream: E10 Scare Falls into a nightmare sleep due to being exposed at the LexCorp facility.
:yin_yang: E15 Sacred The Countess inhabited Lana shoves him into a wall knocking him out.
:mortar_board: E22 Commencement After ripping the door off Lex’s safe, he finds out the hard way it’s full of meteor rocks.
Season 5: 6
Episode How it Happened
:rocket: E3 Hidden Without his powers, he falls unconscious after Gabriel Duncan shoots him and leaves him for dead in the street, and kidnaps Chloe.
:rocket: Passes out in the hospital with Lana, then dies! Don’t worry, he gets better.
:vampire: E5 Thirst Passes out near the K-stalactite meds
:coffin: E14 Tomb K-punched into unconsciousness by creepy Mikey
:syringe: E17 Void Is injected with the death serum by Dr. Lance.
:dotted_line_face: E20 Fade Graham Garrett punches him in the face with a fist of kryptonite.
Season 6: 2
Episode How it Happened
:man_supervillain: E1 Zod After appearing in the Phantom Zone, Raya knocks him out.
:frank_grinhqtas: E3 Wither Falls unconscious when the Phantom Zone escapee uses her plant powers on him in the woods.
Season 9: 1 (From our special holiday event)
Episode How it Happened
:woman_zombie: E3 Rabid Passes out when donating blood with a syringe dipped in liquid K

Chloe Sullivan: 20
Season 1: 3
Episode How it Happened
:stopwatch: E13 Kinetic Is pushed out a 3rd floor window of the Luthor mansion by our k-tattoo gang of ex-jocks!
:paintbrush: E19 Crush Chloe is hit by a telekinetic horse shoe and falls like a sack of grain onto sacks of grain
:eyes: E20 Obscura She’s found unconscious by Clark after her kidnapper buried her in a metal coffin underground in Chandler’s Field!
Season 2: 2
Episode How it Happened
:two_men_holding_hands: E9 Dichotic Hits the pavement when fighting back against Ian who is about to throw her over the dam!
:scorpion: E14 Rush Happens off screen, when she undergoes surgery to remove the adrenaline junky alien parasite.
Season 3: 3
Episode How it Happened
:phone: E16 Crisis Knocked out when trying to protect Lana from Adam Knight.
:zipper_mouth_face: E18 Truth Passes out when gassed at the lab she’s snooping around in.
:zipper_mouth_face: Hits her head on her car window when being driven off the Lobe bridge.
Season 4: 6
Episode How it Happened
:military_helmet: E2 Gone Passes out after being choked by the liquid metal goon Lionel sent to assassinate her.
:broom: E8 Spell After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
:scream: E10 Scare Falls into a nightmare after being exposed to the toxin at the LexCorp facility.
:busts_in_silhouette: E17 Onyx Knocked out during the trap Lex leaves to drop the ceiling on her and Clark.
:camera_flash: E21 Forever Frozen off screen and taken to the duplicate school by Brendan.
:camera_flash: Frozen after trying to escape with Lana.
Season 5: 5
Episode How it Happened
:compass: E1 Arrival Wakes up in the arctic with a giant crystal fortress in the distance.
:compass: Passes out from almost freezing to death due to Jor-El’s lack of empathy.
:vampire: E5 Thirst Bitten into unconsciousness by vampire Lana
:coffin: E14 Tomb Sedated at the hospital after sputtering delusions caused by the mummy
:coffin: Knocked out in the basement by creepy Mikey
Season 6: 1
Episode How it Happened
:bow_and_arrow: E4 Arrow The Green Arrow hits her and Lois with a knockout gas arrow.

Lois Lane: 14
Season 4: 3
Episode How it Happened
:lips: E3 Façade Drugged by Dr. Fine so she can be used in her FDA unapproved beauty treatment experiments.
:broom: E8 Spell After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
:camera_flash: E21 Forever Frozen mid kick by Brendan when investigating the missing students.
Season 5: 9
Episode How it Happened
:00_aquaman_rebirth: E4 Aqua Hits her head while diving off the dock in Crater Lake.
:bikini: E6 Exposed Tasered by the bodyguard while trying to escape.
:coffin: E14 Tomb Taken out at the apartment by creepy Mikey
:coffin: Knocked out in the basement during the scuffle with Mikey
:ballot_box: E10 Fanatic Knocked out by Samantha Drake.
:ballot_box: Knocked out during her fight with Samantha Drake.
:nazar_amulet: E16 Hypnotic Clark gives her a love tap on the head.
:window: E18 Fragile Passes out from the pain of the glass shards sticking out of her shoulder after Tyler McKnight comes to take his daughter.
:man_technologist: E22 Vessel Passes out in the plane with Martha when the cabin depressurizes and loses oxygen.
Season 6: 2
Episode How it Happened
:bow_and_arrow: E4 Arrow The Green Arrow hits her and Chloe with a knockout gas arrow.
:bow_and_arrow: While being interrogated and tortured, she falls unconscious after a long dunk under water.

Other Characters: 238
Martha Kent: 16
Season 1: 2
Episode How it Happened
:comet: E1 Pilot When the truck crashes before meeting Clark
:older_man: E6 Hourglass Crushed by grain in the silo
Season 2: 4
Episode How it Happened
:cyclone: E1 Vortex Martha is knocked unconscious by the spaceship as it takes off from the storm cellar
:face_with_thermometer: E16 Fever Martha and this storm cellar again? Martha passes out when overwhelmed by the meteor infected virus she digs up.
:man_lifting_weights: E20 Witness When the K-inhaler jocks attack the Kent’s in the barn, Martha is found unconscious hanging on the barn wall.
:broken_heart: E23 Exodus When the ship explodes a energy wave hits the Kent truck, sending it into an out of control flip and knocking Martha out.
Season 3: 1
Episode How it Happened
E11 Delete :cd: Kicked by Chloe when under mind control.
Season 4: 1
Episode How it Happened
:scream: E10 Scare Found unconscious by Clark when the nightmare toxin takes hold.
Season 5: 8
Episode How it Happened
:compass: E1 Arrival Found unconscious under rubble after a meteor crash lands with a short cut through the Kent kitchen.
:mending_heart: E7 Splinter Knocked out by a paranoid, silver kryptonite infected Clark.
:microbe: E8 Solitude Knocked out by the bright space light in the night sky in the driveway.
:watch: E13 Vengeance Mugged by 2 street thugs while trying to donate Jonathan’s clothes in Metropolis.
:nazar_amulet: E16 Hypnotic Knocked out by Chloe with a rolling pin while under hypnosis.
:carpentry_saw: E19 Mercy Knocked out and abducted in the parking garage.
:carpentry_saw: Loses consciousness in the water tank before it crashes apart.
:man_technologist: E22 Vessel Loses consciousness when the plane depressurizes and loses oxygen.

Jonathan Kent: 11
Season 1: 2
Episode How it Happened
:comet: E1 Pilot When the truck crashes before meeting Clark
:sunflower: E15 Nicodemus Passes out from the flower toxin while raging and accidentally shooting Clark!
Season 2: 1
Episode How it Happened
:slot_machine: E15 Prodigal Knocked out from behind in the barn by Lucas who then abducts Lex for his evil scheme.
Season 3: 5
Episode How it Happened
:cd: E11 Delete Chloe drops hay bales from the top of the barn and snaps him out of his mind control.
:headstone: E12 Hereafter Clark finds him on the floor in the barn!
:hospital: E15 Resurrection Unconscious while undergoing triple bypass surgery.
:phone: E16 Crisis Knocked out by a crazed Adam Knight attempting to kidnap Lana.
:mouse_trap: E22 Covenant Zapped by some Kryptonian energy and passes out on the cave floor.
Season 4: 2
Episode How it Happened
:scream: E10 Scare Found unconscious by Clark when the nightmare toxin takes hold.
:princess: E18 Spirit Chloe, possessed by Dawn Stiles, hits him with the hilt of an axe and sends him tumbling down the stairs.
Season 5: 1
Episode How it Happened
:ballot_box: E10 Fanatic Knocked out with a baseball bat by Lex’s fanatics in the barn and strung up by his feet in the rafters.

Lionel Luthor: 8
Season 2: 1
Episode How it Happened
:oncoming_police_car: E13 Suspect Is shot 3 times by our mystery assailant, flips over the library balcony and lands on a glass coffee table, unconscious but still alive!
Season 3: 1
Episode How it Happened
:performing_arts: E8 Shattered Pistol whipped by Lex.
Season 4: 2
Episode How it Happened
:military_helmet: E2 Gone Stabbed in the prison shower.
:mortar_board: E22 Commencement When Clark activates the homing beacon on the last stone from the cave, Lionel is hit with a blast, rendering him comatose.
Season 5: 4
Episode How it Happened
:rocket: E3 Hidden Let’s be real, he’s been in a weird trance all season but we counted it at the end of last season. However, this episode, Jor-El takes full control and uses Lionel as his vessel.
:carpentry_saw: E19 Mercy Drugged in his office by the Jigsaw wannabe Lincoln Cole.
:birds_of_prey_club_oracle: E21 Oracle Taken over by Jor-El and used to wipe out one of Brainiac’s duplicates.
:man_technologist: E22 Vessel Thrown into his car by a super powered Lex.

Pete Ross: 7
Season 1: 2
Episode How it happened
:cup_with_straw: E7 Craving Jodi shoves him and he hits the kitchen floor hard
:sunflower: E15 Nicodemus Clark knocks some sense into him and stops his flower toxin fueled murder rampage
Season 2: 4
Episode How it happened
:flying_saucer: E3 Duplicity Knocked out by Dr. Hamilton during the scuffle in his barn over the space ship!
:closed_book: E5 Nocturne Knowing Clark’s secret sure hurts, this time evil Byron pushes him off the porch and onto a car windshield
:lying_face: E11 Visage Tina disguised at Lana throws him head first into the school lockers
:scorpion: E14 Rush Happens off screen, when he undergoes surgery to remove the adrenaline junky alien parasite.
Season 3: 1
Episode How it Happened
E10 Whisper :ear: Pistol whipped by the sonic burglar turned kidnapper.

Whitney Fordman: 3
Season 1: 3
Episode How it happened
:butterfly: E2 Metamorphosis After his truck flips from Greg
:butterfly: Thrown into a horse stall by Greg
:funeral_urn: E17 Reaper Shoved into a sink by the hand of death himself while trying to save his dad from becoming ashes

Jason Teague: 4
Season 4: 4
Episode How it happened
:mega: E4 Devoted Knocked out when Clark tackles him to save him from getting shot.
:broom: E8 Spell Chucked out of the Talon apartment window by the Countess
:scream: E10 Scare Falls off the Talon balcony after falling unconscious due to being exposed at Lex’s facility.
:scarf: E12 Pariah Strangled with a scarf in his car by Tim Westcott.

All Other Characters: 189
Season 1: 20
Episode Character How it Happened
:comet: E1 Pilot Jeremy Creek Short circuits from water
:fire: E3 Hothead Principal Kwan Passes out from smoke inhalation when he is trapped in his fireball car by Coach Walt Arnold
:skull: E4 X-Ray Tina Grier Thrown into a gravestone by Clark
:cold_face: E5 Cool Sean Kelvin Launched into Crater Lake by Clark, the lake freezes over and we assume he is not dead, just cryogenically frozen
:older_man: E6 Hourglass Harry Volk/Bolston Crushed by grain in the silo
:cup_with_straw: E7 Craving Jodi Melville Explodes the green-k-house but Clark prevents total annihilation
:bus: E9 Rogue City of Metropolis Bus Driver After suffering a dramatic heart attack, we see him peak out of the bus wreckage, so he’s not dead!
:rose: E10 Shimmer Victoria Nearly drowned in her bath
:rose: Jerry Knocked out when Clark shoves him into scaffolding
:handshake: E11 Kyle Tippet Clark super shoves him into the trailer
:handshake: x2 Doc gives him a sedative while he patches up the gunshot wound in his shoulder
:cloud_with_lightning: E12 Leech School Jock Eric takes the bully title from the king with force
:stopwatch: E13 Kinetic Scott Bowman Zapped by Lex with his taser!
:man_dancing: E14 Zero Roy Rothman The Talon contractor is found unconscious, however we later learn he was behind it all and this was faked! However, Clark gives him a super shove later on and he’s knocked unconscious for realz that time!
:sunflower: E15 Nicodemus Dr. James Beels Knocked out after crashing his car in a flower toxin fueled rage
:brain: E16 Stray Ryan James Is hit by Martha’s car while running away from his evil adoptive parents
:brain: James Gibson Blasted in the chest with a super bowling ball through a wall that totally “didn’t” kill him.
:honeybee: E18 Drone Felice Stung in her car so bad she’s in a coma!
:honeybee: Sasha Clark saves her from her shed exploding and killing all the bees!
:eyes: E20 Obscura Officer Gary Watts Taken out from behind by our kidnapper, his deranged partner Detective Michael Birdego
Season 2: 31
Episode Character How it Happened
:flying_saucer: E3 Duplicity Ray Wallace Dr. Hamilton overdoses him on morphine, knocking him out, and killing him!
:flying_saucer: Dr. Hamilton Pete gets revenge and knocks him out, only for liquid kryptonite to overdose his jitters and kill him.
:sunglasses: E4 Red Bar Creep 1 Red K Clark gets into a bar room brawl
:sunglasses: Bar Creep 2 Red K Clark gets into a bar room brawl
:sunglasses: Bar Creep 3 Red K Clark gets into a bar room brawl
:sunglasses: Bar Creep 4 Red K Clark gets into a bar room brawl
:sunglasses: Bar Creep 5 Red K Clark gets into a bar room brawl
:sunglasses: Crooked Federal Marshall Red K Clark bops him on the head knocking him out cold
:closed_book: E5 Nocturne Bryon Moore Clark shoves him into a grave stone when trying to protect Lana and gives the poor poet a concussion.
:closed_book: Bob the pilot Knocked out when evil Byron gives the Luthor Corp. helicopter a crash landing.
:older_woman: E6 Redux Principal Reynolds Chrissy knocks him out with a stage light in an attempt to steal his youth!
:lab_coat: E7 Lineage Ryan James Given a sedative when he attempts to make a break out!
:lab_coat: Summerholt Orderly Clark shoves the orderly into the wall and it’s lights out!
:lab_coat: Ryan James x2 This time he passes out and ruins Lex’s mint comic collection!
:moneybag: E12 Insurgence Kern Double crossed by one of his own goons!
:moneybag: Bishop Knocked out when Clark enters the room with a giant shove.
:face_with_thermometer: E16 Fever Military soldier guarding the Disease Control Agency’s warehouse Clark uses a fire extinguisher to knock him out cold!
:milky_way: E17 Rosetta Dr. Walden Puts the key in the cave wall but access is denied and is blasted with an overload of alien knowledge!
:alien: E18 Visitor Kyle School terrorizer finally gets hit with Smallville karma as the chain snaps and breaks his neck! Don’t stand in between a line at tension folks!
:alien: Cyrus Krupp Has a total mental collapse and is left in a vegetative state, or maybe his mind was abducted!
:rage: E19 Precipice Jerk #1 Thrown into the trash piled in the alley, where he belongs, by Clark.
:rage: Jerk #2 Same.
:rage: Andrew Conners Thrown onto the new Sheriffs car by Clark.
:rage: Dr. Helen Bryce Stabbed by her unhinged stalker jealous ex.
:rage: Andrew Conners Kicked into unconsciousness by Lana.
:rage: Paul Hayden Pistol whipped by Lex, and he’s lucky he’s not the villain of this story, yet…
:man_lifting_weights: E20 Witness LuthorCorp van driver Knocked out when Eric and his meteor inhaling buds use crossbows connected with a cable to clothesline the van and flip it.
:man_lifting_weights: Meteor inhaling John Clark zaps overhead pipes onto his head.
:man_lifting_weights: Meteor inhaling Jack Clark super shoves him into the thug pile.
:man_lifting_weights: Eric Marsh Clark flings him into a wall of pipes like the best home run of Eric’s life.
:running_woman: E21 Accelerate Pete Dinsmore First thought to be dead, we learn Pete is alive and well in the hospital after Emily lost her temper.
Season 3: 25
Episode Character How it Happened
:dart: E3 Extinction Van McNulty Taken out by Clark
:sleeping: E4 Slumber Sara Conroy Kept asleep by her uncle to profit off of the insurance!
:sleeping: Nicholas Conroy Tossed into a tree by Clark who stop the evil uncle from blowing up Lana’s car with her inside!
:rewind: E6 Relic Lachlan Luthor Jor-El saves Louise from a purse napper (potentially staged by Sherriff Tate) by throwing the would be thief to the ground rendering him briefly unconscious.
:magnet: E7 Magnetic MRI Technician Knocked out by the force from the malfunctioning MRI machine.
:magnet: Seth Knocked out when Clark depolarizes his abilities.
:performing_arts: E8 Shattered Stranger Lex knocks him out and steals his car.
:performing_arts: Jameson Morgan Edge’s guard is knocked out off screen by Lex.
:pill: E9 Asylum Mean Orderly Lex chokes him out while trying to escape.
:pill: Nice Orderly Lex beats him unconscious with the first orderly’s baton.
:pill: Ian Randall Presumably knocked out off screen when tossed by Eric Summers.
:pill: Presumably knocked out off screen when Clark get’s his powers back.
:headstone: E12 Hereafter Coach Altman Sedated in the hospital after having a breakdown at school.
:headstone: Jordan Cross Knocked out by Lana’s mysterious assailant.
:headstone: Megan Calder Passes out from smoke inhalation.
:headstone: Jordan Cross x2 Clark finds him knocked out after a fight with Mr. Altman.
:brick: E14 Obsession Alicia’s Father Has an “accident” and “falls” down the stairs in a totally non-suspicious manner…
:hospital: E15 Resurrection Vince Passes out in the barn.
:hospital: Vince x2 Passes out in the hospital.
:phone: E16 Crisis Glen The doctor’s wife is knocked out and has his car and phone stolen by a desperate Adam Knight.
:phone: Storage Facility Guard Knocked out by Adam when Lana takes him to find the last of his drug.
:zipper_mouth_face: E18 Truth William Taylor Hits his head on the steering wheel when Clark stops him from ramming his truck into Chloe’s car and driving her off the bridge.
:crossed_swords: E20 Talisman Jeremiah Holdsclaw Passes out when Clark disconnects him from the Kryptonian blade.
:lock: E21 Forsaken Emily Dinsmore Lana knocks her out and makes her escape!
:lock: x2 Knocked out by the flood from the crashed water tower.
Season 4: 55
Episode Character How it Happened
:military_helmet: E2 Gone Black Ops Agent 1 Thrown onto the roof of a car by Clark.
:military_helmet: Black Ops Agent 2 Thrown into a wall by Clark.
:military_helmet: Black Ops Agent 3 Beat up and knocked out by Lois.
:lips: E3 Façade Football Player Brad After running into the street, is hit by Lois’s car.
:lips: Dr. Fine First knocked out by a quick kick by a half restrained but fully pissed Lois.
:lips: x2 Knocked out a second time when she tries to attack again and is met by Lois’s other foot.
:mega: E4 Devoted Quarterback Danny Passes out after Clark uses his heat vision to make him drop his gun and falls to the ground unconscious for some reason.
:running_man: E5 Run Bart Allen Pistol whipped by goon Tony.
:running_man: Goon Tony Beat up and put to sleep by Lex’s mad self defense/attack skills.
:running_man: Fence Hanison Tossed through the warehouse roof and lands in an old busted camper by Clark.
:arrows_counterclockwise: E6 Transference Tattooed Inmate Knocked out by Lionel (currently inbodied by Clark) during a fight that starts the prison riot.
:arrows_counterclockwise: Inmate Laying on the ground unconscious during the prison riot.
:arrows_counterclockwise: Prison Guard Knocked out during the prison riot.
:four_leaf_clover: E7 Jinx Mikhail Mxyzptlk Knocked unconscious by Clark who saves Chloe and super shoves Mikhail into a shelving rack, all at super speed!
:dancer: E9 Bound Shannon Bell Clark throws her into a wall and puts out the fire she lit on Lex.
:scream: E10 Scare Guard Clark gives him the Vulcan grip to save Chloe.
:scream: Civilians x16 Multiple employees and civilians are seen or said to be at the hospital suffering from the nightmare toxin.
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:wedding: E11 Unsafe Dr. William McBride Clark shoves him through the barn door.
:wedding: Alicia Baker Shot by Dr. McBride.
:scarf: E12 Pariah Alicia Baker Drugged by Tim Westcott.
:football: E13 Recruit Frat boy Drunk under the table by Lois.
:football: David ‘Coop’ Cooper Also drunk under the table by Lois.
:ttns_gif_krypto: E14 Krypto Einstein Lois hits him with her car.
:ttns_gif_krypto: Owner of Smallville Co-Op Said to be in a coma after being attacked by Hercules.
:ttns_gif_krypto: Zack Greenfield Thrown into the shed wall by Clark.
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:yin_yang: E15 Sacred Guard 1 Clark tosses his two guards into the hallway walls.
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:violin: E16 Lucy Marcus Becker Clark punches him out through the truck window.
:busts_in_silhouette: E17 Onyx Dr. Sinclair Knocked out by the exploding kryptonite.
:princess: E18 Spirit Billy Durden Electrocuted by Lana possessed by Dawn Stiles.
:princess: Dawn Stiles Said to be in a coma.
:pouring_liquid: E19 Blank Kevin Grady Knocked out when fighting with his dad.
:pouring_liquid: Dr. Lawrence Grady Knocked out by the lab explosion.
:underage: E20 Ageless LuthorCorp Scientist Thrown through a window when Evan explodes into a teenager.
:camera_flash: E21 Forever Haley Timmonds Chloe finds her frozen at the water fountain in the locker room after Brendan decided to make high school last forever.
:camera_flash: x2 When the escape fails, Brendan freezes Haley and throws her decapitated head down the stairs.
:camera_flash: Wendell Johnson Frozen as an example of what happens when you don’t want high school to last forever.
:camera_flash: Brendan Nash Lana smacks him over the head in the fake Torch and they make their great escape.
:camera_flash: x2 After touching Clark, his powers snap back on him and he freezes himself.
Season 5: 32
Episode Character How it Happened
:compass: E1 Arrival Civilian When Aethyr and Nam-Ek rampage through the hospital in search of Kal-El, this civilian is seen unconscious in the hallway.
:compass: Civilian This is the second civilian seen in the hospital hallway unconscious from Aethyr and Nam-Ek’s rampage.
:zap: E2 Mortal Belle Reve Orderly Knocked out during the great escape of the sparky boy and his wonder twins.
:zap: Belle Reve Orderly Knocked into a wall and unconsciousness during the escape.
:zap: Sherriff Nancy Adams Tossed over her cop car and wakes up to a force field around the Kent house.
:zap: Twin #1 Clark creates a friendly fire situation and gets the twins zapped.
:zap: Twin #2 Caught in the crossfire.
:zap: Tommy Lee This zappy boy gets his power cut and Clark punches his lights out.
:rocket: E3 Hidden Gabriel Duncan Chloe knocks him out cold in an attempt to stop the nuclear missile launch set to wipe out Smallville!
:00_aquaman_rebirth: E4 Aqua Arthur Curry Sleeping dart to the neck.
:00_aquaman_rebirth: x2 Captured by Lex and left high and dry.
:bikini: E6 Exposed Mr. Lyon Lois knocks him out after he tries to kidnap her.
:bikini: x2 Lois knocks him out cold as retribution when he can’t be arrested.
:bikini: Helicopter Pilot Knocked out by the jostle of Clark’s rescue.
:bikini: Bodyguard Lois knocks him out during the struggle in the helicopter.
:microbe: E8 Solitude Gate Security Guard Lois punches him out cold.
:no_entry_sign: E11 Lockdown Greg Flynn Knocked out by warehouse 15’s explosion.
:no_entry_sign: Deputy Harris Knocked out by warehouse 15’s explosion.
:watch: E13 Vengeance Snake Knocked out by the Angel of Vengeance aka Andrea Rojas.
:watch: Ono Knocked out at the same time as Snake.
:watch: x2 Knocked out by Clark this time.
:coffin: E14 Tomb Mikey Taken out by the possessed Chloe
:robot: E15 Cyborg Victor Stone We find him powered down in the lab.
:robot: x2 Woken up by Dr. Alistair Krieg in the lab.
:robot: x3 Put to sleep by Dr. Krieg.
:robot: Dr. Alistair Krieg Knocked out by Clark as he rescues Victor.
:robot: Lab tech #1 Knocked out by Clark as he rescues Victor.
:robot: Lab tech #2 Knocked out by Clark as he rescues Victor.
:syringe: E17 Void Dr. Lance Clark tosses him into a shelf.
:window: E18 Fragile Tyler McKnight Clark throws him across the room.
:birds_of_prey_club_oracle: E21 Oracle Brainiac/Jonathan Clark pushes him into the tractor.
:man_technologist: E22 Vessel Rioter Lana takes him down when he tries to mug her.
Season 6: 16
Episode Character How it Happened
:frank_grinhqtas: E3 Wither Paul Bennett Found unconscious in the woods after being attacked by the Phantom Zone plant lady.
:frank_grinhqtas: x2 Sedated in the hospital.
:frank_grinhqtas: Jimmy Olsen Found unconscious in the woods after being attacked by the Phantom Zone plant lady.
:bow_and_arrow: E4 Arrow Security Guard Hit by Green Arrow’s taser arrow.
:bow_and_arrow: Guard 1 Hit with Green Arrow’s taser arrow.
:bow_and_arrow: Guard 2 Bow whipped by the Green Arrow.
:bow_and_arrow: Guard 3 Hit the the Green Arrow’s knockout gas arrow.
:school: E5 Reunion Duncan Allenmeyer Hit by a car and while most believe he was killed, he actually suffered massive brain trauma and lived for many more years.
:basketball_man: Fallout E6 Lamar Falls unconscious when the Wraith Baern is sucked into the El crystal.
:adhesive_bandage: E7 Rage Christopher Petry Hit with a taser arrow when trying to carjack a couple in an empty parking lot.
:adhesive_bandage: Carjacker #2 Oli gets him with an arrow through the car window.
:adhesive_bandage: Green Arrow Gets shot in the chest by Christopher Petry and is presumed dead, however the next day he’s fit as a fiddle.
:adhesive_bandage: Christopher Petry x2 This time he decides to escape the Green Arrow with a swan dive off the roof, that he recovers from in record time.
:adhesive_bandage: Lex’s Security Guard Taser arrowed in Lex’s office.
:radio: E8 Static Seattle Police Officer The Phantom Zone escapee Alder catches him off guard and does a Bane style back break before eating his bones.
:man_farmer: E9 Subterranean Jed McNally After sucking Clark into the ground like the mole man he is, Jed gets his clock cleaned by Clark and remains in a coma in Lex’s lab 33.1
Season 9: 10
Episode Character How it Happened
:woman_zombie: E3 Rabid Tess Mercer Given a sedative by hospital employees after getting pushy with Lois
:woman_zombie: Randal Lois takes him down with a fire extinguisher
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee Lois’s second extinguisher victim
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee Clark is bowling upstairs and this reporter is the ball
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee and this reporter is the pin
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee Clark does the same trick down the stairs with this reporter as the ball
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee and these reporters are the pins
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee and these reporters are the pins
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee and these reporters are the pins
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee and these reporters are the pins
Who do you think is the most concussed by the end of the series?
  • Clark Smallville308_572

  • Lex Clark_and_Lex

  • Lana lana_lang_damsel_in_distress__by_thebecklynch_deql2xb-350t

  • Chloe db1wexm-1eed5527-008e-439b-a124-89291bbd8717

  • Lois lois_lane_knocked_by_thebecklynch_deo0fq2-350t

  • Other :rescue_worker_helmet:

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Knockouts will be classified as any time a character is rendered unconscious (including passing out and fainting) due to; physical blows to the head or other bodily trauma, drugs or chemicals, illness, and supernatural powers.

We will not count instances where the character is sleeping or killed unless a valid exception can be made through deliberation in the comments.


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All Cars Totaled (for every WAL so far): 74+

Season Totals
Season Total Visual Representation (:sv_crash: = 1 Totaled Vehicle)
:one: 19 :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash:
:two: 9 :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash:
:three: 10 :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash:
:four: 5 + :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: +
:five: 30 :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash: :sv_crash:
:six: 1 :sv_crash:
:seven: TBD
:eight: TBD
:nine: TBD
:ten: TBD

Highest Insurance Premiums:

The Kents: 6
Lana: 3
Lex: 2
Lionel: 2

All Cars by Season (and how it happened!):

Season 1: 19
Episode Who’s Vehicle How it Happened
:comet: E1 Pilot The Langs and their car Taken out by a meteor
:comet: Unknown A cream truck taken out by a meteor
:comet: Unknown One orange 80’s van taken out by a meteor
:comet: Kent truck (red) Flips due to road damage from meteor impact
:comet: Lex’s Porsche Runs into Clark and off the Lobe bridge
:comet: Unknown Jeremy Creek run a truck into Clark and then the wall
:butterfly: E2 Metamorphosis Greg Arkin’s VW Beetle Crashes into a tree
:butterfly: Whitney Fordman’s truck Flips, then explodes, after interference by Greg
:fire: E3 Hothead Principal Kwan’s car Coach Walt Arnold lights it up, and then it explodes
:older_man: E6 Hourglass Unknown Cassandra’s vision shows Harry’s future victims and one flipped/on fire vehicle!
:bus: E9 Rogue City of Metropolis - Department of Transportation Clark decides totaling a city bus is the only way to stop it
:handshake: E11 Hug Lex Luthor Bob has controlled Lex who trapped Clark and Kyle in his car, lights it on fire at the gas station, which promptly explodes
:cloud_with_lightning: E12 Leech Unknown Car in the school parking lot is a casualty of the Bonecracker
:cloud_with_lightning: Unknown Second school car squished by Clark
:cloud_with_lightning: Smallville Police Upside-down in Eric’s lawn
:cloud_with_lightning: Smallville Police Through the roof of Eric’s house
:sunflower: E15 Nicodemus Dr. James Beels Extreme road rage leads to a flip, and explosion
:tornado: E21 Tempest Kent truck (blue) Explodes when Roger Nixon decides to test Clark’s powers in the most extreme way possible.
:tornado: Lana’s truck Swept up in a tornado right at the end of the episode!
Season 2: 9
Episode Who’s Vehicle How it Happened
:cyclone: E1 Vortex Unknown tractor A tractor is squished in the field where Lana is found.
:cyclone: Roger Nixon’s car Found up a tree.
:flying_saucer: E3 Duplicity Ray Wallace Driven off the road by Dr. Hamilton and summersaults to a rest in front of Clark’s lost space ship!
:wolf: E10 Skinwalker LuthorCorp Foreman When being attacked by the wolf, he shoots off a flare that falls back down onto the leaking fuel and explodes everything on the construction site.
:oncoming_police_car: E13 Suspect Pete Ross The cover up continues when an assassin runs Pete and Clark off the road and fires a bullet into the gas tank, exploding Pete’s red sports car.
:scorpion: E14 Rush Party Goer Happens off screen, one of he cave rave kids got bit and “wrapped his Carola around a tree” according to Chloe.
:alien: E18 Visitor Kyle Clark decides full blown arson is the solution when this pack of school terrorizers are about to beat him and Cyrus with baseball bats and chains…yeah maybe setting their truck ablaze was justified.
:man_lifting_weights: E20 Witness LuthorCorp (Lionel) Eric and his meteor inhaling buds use crossbows connected with a cable to clothesline the van and flip it.
:broken_heart: E23 Exodus The Kents When Clark destroys the ship, the energy wave during the explosion sends the truck hood over bumper.
Season 3: 10
Episode Who’s Vehicle How it Happened
:atm: E1 Exile Officer Maggie Sawyer Clark uses his heat vision to blow up a cop car in broad daylight!
:sleeping: E4 Slumber The Kent’s Red Truck Clark falls asleep at the wheel and puts the truck into the above GIF’s cartwheel, but don’t worry, he slept through the whole thing.
:newspaper: E5 Perry Perry White After swerving to miss Clark who is standing in the middle of the road, Perry crashes into a telephone pole which snaps in half and crushes it. Granted, he was also driving drunk, reading a map, and talking on the phone.
:newspaper: The Kent’s tractor Clark accidentally flips it into the next county due to his powers being on the fritz during a solar storm event.
:performing_arts: E8 Shattered Morgan Edge Clark stops the car from running over Lex, by putting his shoulder through the engine block.
E9 Asylum :pill: Dr. Claire Foster Off screen, we learn she “wrapped her car around a tree” off the highway, when Lionel is covering his tracks.
:racing_car: E13 Velocity Dante Clark punches a hole through Pete’s gas tank to stop him from getting blown up, Dante’s car loses control on the wet road and does the flip.
:crossed_swords: E20 Talisman Professor Joseph Willowbrook Jeremiah Holdsclaw uses his newfound heat vision to blow up the professors car.
:mouse_trap: E22 Covenant Unknown Lindsay Harrison/Kara attacks the car from crashing into her, it flips and explodes.
:mouse_trap: FBI Agent Frank Loder Lindsay Harrison/Kara disintegrates him and his car when she discovers him spying on the Kents.
Season 4: 5 +
Episode Who’s Vehicle How it Happened
:ttns_gif_krypto: E14 Krypto LexCorp When the dog nappers try to dispose of the evidence, they do it with a lot of gas, and one big explosion.
:princess: E18 Spirit Dawn Stiles Crashes into Shuster’s gorge.
:underage: E20 Ageless Tanner Sutherland Explodes with Evan’s bright and early birth.
:mortar_board: E22 Commencement Optimus Prime Seriously, that’s what this semi-truck looks like! Taken out in spectacular fashion by the second meteor strike.
:mortar_board: LuthorCorp Helicopter Goes down hard with a direct hit by a meteor fragment.
:mortar_board: + Unknown This is where the + comes in. We don’t visually see any other cars destroyed during the meteor shower, however, based on the chaos, jam packed highways, and how it went the first time, we can expect an untold amount probably met their end.
Season 5: 30
Episode Who’s Vehicle How it Happened
:compass: E1 Arrival Smallville Police Aethyr and Nam-Ek easily take down the police helicopter with their heat vision.
:compass: " During the aforementioned rampage, these two take out 7 police vehicles.
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:compass: Unknown Civilian When Lex finds Lana in the middle of the road, 2 burned out cars can be seen behind them in the ditch.
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:zap: E2 Mortal Smallville Police The police department has vehicles left to crash after the meteor shower and this one drives right into the invisible forcefield surrounding the Kent house.
:mending_heart: E7 Splinter The Kents A paranoid, silver kryptonite infected Clark is run off the road in a spectacular fashion by a big black truck.
:sob: E12 Reckoning Lana’s Jeep Major tumble when running from Lex after he loses the election and is chasing her.
:robot: E15 Cyborg Lana’s GMC She runs into Victor and he caves in her front end.
:carpentry_saw: E19 Mercy Lionel’s Limo Demolished by an oncoming train.
:birds_of_prey_club_oracle: E21 Oracle Kent tractor Thrown by Brainiac/Jonathan during his fight with Clark.
:man_technologist: E22 Vessel Unknown Car crashes through the Daily Planet basement window and Clark stops it from crushing Chloe.
:man_technologist: Unknown Demolished cars in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Unknown Demolished cars in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Unknown Demolished cars in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Unknown Demolished cars in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Unknown Demolished cars in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Unknown Demolished cars in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Unknown Demolished cars in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Unknown Demolished cars in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Unknown Demolished cars in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Unknown Demolished cars in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Metroplois PD Demolished in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Metroplois PD Demolished in street during Metropolis riots.
:man_technologist: Lionel’s Limo Destroyed in street during Metropolis riots.
Season 6: 1
Episode Who’s Vehicle How it Happened
:school: E5 Reunion Geoffrey Duncan’s ghost orchestrates a freak accident and makes his limo explode.
Who do you think goes through the most vehicles in Smallville?
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We will only count vehicles that an insurance company would classify as totaled. That means the damage to the vehicle would cost more than replacing it.

Any vehicle that; flips, explodes, floods, or crashes into a solid object like a tree or wall, will be counted.

Hitting animals or being moved/stopped by metahumans will not be counted unless the damage is extensive.


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Wow you are definitely putting alot of hard work to the club. Great job, I know who has the most knockout, I’d better not say or somebody might Knock me out cold!:grimacing:

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:rofl: I’ll have to add a poll so we can vote on who is the most concussed :laughing:

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Hope it comes with a seatbelts!:slightly_smiling_face:

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:00_superman1: Really loving all things Smallville :superman:
It’s making me go back through the favorite episodes. Getting primed, lol.

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What are your three favorites?

Mine are

  1. The one where Clark gets shot with the kryptonite bullet, love that slo-mo and his expression as he goes from casually blocking to panic mode.

  2. When he and Lionel swap bodies!
    *chefs kiss

  3. The Hangover episode when Zatana gets everyone drunk on magic wine! Everything in that episode is hilarious! :monkey:

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In no particular order, my faves are:
← Probably my absolute fave. episode. →

  • S09E07 - Jor-El returns to Smallville looking for
    (or is leaving behind?) the Book of RAO.
    I love when Clark picks up Tess by her neck. lol.
    Not to mention the late bonding between Clark And Jor-El.

  • S07E08 - Clark releases his Kryptonian mother
    (Lara) from Kara’s Blue crystal.

  • S08E11
    Legion of SuperHeroes visit Smallville.
    (time traveling and Kryptonians are a good mix.)

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This is true, as evidenced by the similarly-themed New Kids in Town episode of STAS, as well as your highlighted episode (which was written by Geoff Johns, I believe).

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@Bar-El

I liked that one a lot too. Do you remember the episode number?

@Vroom

I didn’t know it was written by him.
I think I remember the STAS episode. All good stuff.

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New Kids in Town was also notable for showcasing Kenny Braverman who, in the comics, had become Conduit (a Triangle Era favorite villain of mine).

He’s such a **** in the episode that when he says “What’s the matter, pal? Take a wrong at Tatooine?” to Brainiac, that you kind of want to cheer Brainiac on for how he dealt with Kenny.

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There’s sort of Smallville connection to the episode.
In the episode of New Kid in town, Pa Kent say he couldn’t wait to watch The Dukes Of Hazzard.

A few years later Jonathan Kent would be play by the Duke Of Hazzard actor, John Schneider! There has been a few Dukes of Hazzard references on the show from theme music to the 1969 dodge car which was blue.:grinning:

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Yet another reason why New Kids in Town is great.

Too bad there was no Daisy Dukes reference, though.

I haven’t seen much of TDOH, but I do like Daisy, that’s for sure.

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Yep! It’s season 3 episode 3: Extinction

John and Annett are incredible in that episode too. Their panic looks so real!

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I didn’t know that was a reference to the Dukes of Hazard. I’ve never seen the original. I should go see if it’s streaming somewhere…

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The car in the episode was actually based on the General Lee which is seen in the next picture. Of course Tom Wopat was a co star on the show as well.
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Behind the scene the car would crash after a flying jump during a car chase! :cowboy_hat_face:
On screen, it makes a perfect jump.

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:exploding_head: that’s so cool!

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Tom Wopat also guest-starred on Home Improvement as “The Granite Guy”, as Tim called him.

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Updated with the S1 E1 Pilot :comet: WAL stats!

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Updated and resorted to try and make it a little easier to keep track!

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