The Incident Report | Knockout/Car Crash Counter | Smallville Fan Club

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Welcome to The Incident Report!

As we watch along together we will keep score of all the knockouts and cars ruined in each episode and tally them here.

Check out the Season 1 Watch Party thread here!

So grab your hardhat and make sure your vehicle is insured, because this list is going to get long!

Spoiler Alert

This thread will contain spoilers and discuss the series as a whole.


Knockout

If you’re looking to be an overworked medical professional or suffer insane amounts of brain trauma with no deleterious effects, then move to Smallville!

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Total Knockouts: 69

Knockout Breakdown By Character:

Lex Luthor Total: 9
Episode How it Happened
:comet: S1 E1 Pilot Caught as a kid in the meteor shower
:comet: Crashes his car into Clark on the bridge
:rose: S1 E10 Shimmer Conked on the head by our ghost
:rose: Pushed headfirst into the mansions stone wall
:handshake: S1 E11 Clark shoves him into some tires after Lex shot him, a lot.
:man_dancing: S1 E14 Zero Lex is tasered and thrown into a van!
:sunflower: S1 E15 Nicodemus Clark shoves him into napsville
:vampire: S5 E5 Thirst Knocked out by vampire Lana
:santa: S5 E9 Lexmas Shot in an alley during the opening and spends the majority of the episode in a dream world
Lana Lang Total: 9
Episode How it Happened
:butterfly: S1 E2 Metamorphosis Cocooned by Greg Arkin aka “Bug Boy”
:skull: S1 E4 X-Ray Tina disguised as Whitney takes her out in the cemetery
:skull: Tina puts her in a sarcophagus and she passes out from lack of oxygen
:handshake: S1 E11 Horse gets spooked and throws her off in the creepy woods
:sunflower: S1 E15 Nicodemus Passes out from the flower toxin while climbing the windmill
:ghost: S2 E21 Accelerate After Emily Dinsmore pushes her off the bridge
:broom: S4 E16 Spell After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
:vampire: S5 E5 Thirst “Killed” by Buffy
:vampire: Passes out from an anti-vampi-k-vaccine to the heart
Chloe Sullivan Total: 5
Episode How it Happened
:stopwatch: S1 E13 Kinetic Is pushed out a 3rd floor window of the Luthor mansion by our k-tattoo gang of ex-jocks!
:broom: S4 E16 Spell After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
:vampire: S5 E5 Thirst Bitten into unconsciousness by vampire Lana
:coffin: S5 E14 Tomb Sedated at the hospital after sputtering delusions caused by the mummy
:coffin: Knocked out in the basement by creepy Mikey
Lois Lane Total: 3
Episode How it Happened
:broom: S4 E16 Spell After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
:coffin: S5 E14 Tomb Taken out at the apartment by creepy Mikey
:coffin: Knocked out in the basement during the scuffle with Mikey
Clark Kent Total: 8
Episode How it Happened
:fire: S1 E3 Hothead We’re counting what appears to be a quick faint in the K-sauna
:cold_face: S1 E5 Cool Clarksicle freezes when going up against Sean Kelvin
:cloud_with_lightning: S1 E12 Leech Thrown into a car while powerless
:broom: S4 E16 Spell The Countess steals all his powers and he’s rendered unconscious
:broom: After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
:vampire: S5 E5 Thirst Passes out near the K-stalactite meds
:coffin: S5 E14 Tomb K-punched into unconsciousness by creepy Mikey
:woman_zombie: S9 E3 Rabid Passes out when donating blood with a syringe dipped in liquid K
Jonathan Kent Total: 2
Episode How it Happened
:comet: S1 E1 Pilot When the truck crashes before meeting Clark
:sunflower: S1 E15 Nicodemus Passes out from the flower toxin while raging and accidentally shooting Clark!
Martha Kent Total: 2
Episode How it Happened
:comet: S1 E1 Pilot When the truck crashes before meeting Clark
:older_man: S1 E6 Hourglass Crushed by grain in the silo
Tess Mercer Total: 1
Episode How it Happened
:woman_zombie: S9 E3 Rabid Given a sedative by hospital employees after getting pushy with Lois
Other Characters Total: 30
Episode Character How it Happened
:comet: S1 E1 Pilot Jeremy Creek Short circuits from water
:butterfly: S1 E2 Metamorphosis Whitney Fordman After his truck flips from Greg
:butterfly: x2 Thrown into a horse stall by Greg
:fire: S1 E3 Hothead Principal Kwan Passes out from smoke inhalation when he is trapped in his fireball car by Coach Walt Arnold
:skull: S1 E4 X-Ray Tina Grier Thrown into a gravestone by Clark
:cold_face: S1 E5 Cool Sean Kelvin Launched into Crater Lake by Clark, the lake freezes over and we assume he is not dead, just cryogenically frozen
:older_man: S1 E6 Hourglass Harry Volk/Bolston Crushed by grain in the silo
:cup_with_straw: S1 E7 Craving Pete Ross Jodi shoves him and he hits the kitchen floor hard
:cup_with_straw: Jodi Melville Explodes the green-k-house but Clark prevents total annihilation
:bus: S1 E9 Rogue City of Metropolis Bus Driver After suffering a dramatic heart attack, we see him peak out of the bus wreckage, so he’s not dead!
:rose: S1 E10 Shimmer Victoria Nearly drowned in her bath
:rose: Jerry Knocked out when Clark shoves him into scaffolding
:handshake: S1 E11 Kyle Tippet Clark super shoves him into the trailer
:handshake: x2 Doc gives him a sedative while he patches up the gunshot wound in his shoulder
:cloud_with_lightning: S1 E12 Leech School Jock Eric takes the bully title from the king with force
:stopwatch: S1 E13 Kinetic Scott Bowman Zapped by Lex with his taser!
:man_dancing: S1 E14 Zero Roy Rothman The Talon contractor is found unconscious, however we later learn he was behind it all and this was faked! However, Clark gives him a super shove later on and he’s knocked unconscious for realz that time!
:sunflower: S1 E15 Nicodemus Dr. James Beels Knocked out after crashing his car in a flower toxin fueled rage
:sunflower: Pete Ross Clark knocks some sense into him and stops his flower toxin fueled murder rampage
:broom: S4 E16 Spell Jason Teague Chucked out of the Talon apartment window by the Countess
:coffin: S5 E14 Tomb Mikey Taken out by the possessed Chloe
:woman_zombie: S9 E3 Rabid Randal Lois takes him down with a fire extinguisher
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee Lois’s second extinguisher victim
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee Clark is bowling upstairs and this reporter is the ball
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee and this reporter is the pin
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee Clark does the same trick down the stairs with this reporter as the ball
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee and these reporters are the pins
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee and these reporters are the pins
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee and these reporters are the pins
:woman_zombie: Daily Planet Employee and these reporters are the pins
Who do you think is the most concussed by the end of the series?
  • Clark Smallville308_572

  • Lex Clark_and_Lex

  • Lana lana_lang_damsel_in_distress__by_thebecklynch_deql2xb-350t

  • Chloe db1wexm-1eed5527-008e-439b-a124-89291bbd8717

  • Lois lois_lane_knocked_by_thebecklynch_deo0fq2-350t

  • Other :rescue_worker_helmet:

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Knockouts will be classified as any time a character is rendered unconscious (including passing out and fainting) due to; physical blows to the head or other bodily trauma, drugs or chemicals, illness, and supernatural powers.

We will not count instances where the character is sleeping or killed unless a valid exception can be made through deliberation in the comments.


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If you’re looking to get rich you’ll want to either sell, repair, or insure cars in Smallville!

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Total Cars Totaled: 17

Cars Damaged Breakdown By Episode:
Episode Who’s Vehicle How it Happened
:comet: S1 E1 Pilot The Langs and their car Taken out by a meteor
:comet: Unknown A cream truck taken out by a meteor
:comet: Unknown One orange 80’s van taken out by a meteor
:comet: Kent truck Flips due to road damage from meteor impact
:comet: Lex’s Porsche Runs into Clark and off the Lobe bridge
:comet: Unknown Jeremy Creek run a truck into Clark and then the wall
:butterfly: S1 E2 Metamorphosis Greg Arkin’s VW Beetle Crashes into a tree
:butterfly: Whitney Fordman’s truck Flips, then explodes, after interference by Greg
:fire: S1 E3 Hothead Principal Kwan’s car Coach Walt Arnold lights it up, and then it explodes
:older_man: S1 E6 Hourglass Unknown Cassandra’s vision shows Harry’s future victims and one flipped/on fire vehicle!
:bus: S1 E9 Rogue City of Metropolis - Department of Transportation Clark decides totaling a city bus is the only way to stop it
:handshake: S1 E11 Hug Lex Luthor Bob has controlled Lex who trapped Clark and Kyle in his car, lights it on fire at the gas station, which promptly explodes
:cloud_with_lightning: S1 E12 Leech Unknown Car in the school parking lot is a casualty of the Bonecracker
:cloud_with_lightning: Unknown Second school car squished by Clark
:cloud_with_lightning: Smallville Police Upside-down in Eric’s lawn
:cloud_with_lightning: Smallville Police Through the roof of Eric’s house
:sunflower: S1 E15 Nicodemus Dr. James Beels Extreme road rage leads to a flip, and explosion
Who do you think goes through the most vehicles in Smallville?

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We will only count vehicles that an insurance company would classify as totaled. That means the damage to the vehicle would cost more than replacing it.

Any vehicle that; flips, explodes, floods, or crashes into a solid object like a tree or wall, will be counted.

Hitting animals or being moved/stopped by metahumans will not be counted unless the damage is extensive.


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Wow you are definitely putting alot of hard work to the club. Great job, I know who has the most knockout, I’d better not say or somebody might Knock me out cold!:grimacing:

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:rofl: I’ll have to add a poll so we can vote on who is the most concussed :laughing:

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Hope it comes with a seatbelts!:slightly_smiling_face:

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:00_superman1: Really loving all things Smallville :superman:
It’s making me go back through the favorite episodes. Getting primed, lol.

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What are your three favorites?

Mine are

  1. The one where Clark gets shot with the kryptonite bullet, love that slo-mo and his expression as he goes from casually blocking to panic mode.

  2. When he and Lionel swap bodies!
    *chefs kiss

  3. The Hangover episode when Zatana gets everyone drunk on magic wine! Everything in that episode is hilarious! :monkey:

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In no particular order, my faves are:
← Probably my absolute fave. episode. →

  • S09E07 - Jor-El returns to Smallville looking for
    (or is leaving behind?) the Book of RAO.
    I love when Clark picks up Tess by her neck. lol.
    Not to mention the late bonding between Clark And Jor-El.

  • S07E08 - Clark releases his Kryptonian mother
    (Lara) from Kara’s Blue crystal.

  • S08E11
    Legion of SuperHeroes visit Smallville.
    (time traveling and Kryptonians are a good mix.)

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This is true, as evidenced by the similarly-themed New Kids in Town episode of STAS, as well as your highlighted episode (which was written by Geoff Johns, I believe).

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@Bar-El

I liked that one a lot too. Do you remember the episode number?

@Vroom

I didn’t know it was written by him.
I think I remember the STAS episode. All good stuff.

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New Kids in Town was also notable for showcasing Kenny Braverman who, in the comics, had become Conduit (a Triangle Era favorite villain of mine).

He’s such a **** in the episode that when he says “What’s the matter, pal? Take a wrong at Tatooine?” to Brainiac, that you kind of want to cheer Brainiac on for how he dealt with Kenny.

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There’s sort of Smallville connection to the episode.
In the episode of New Kid in town, Pa Kent say he couldn’t wait to watch The Dukes Of Hazzard.

A few years later Jonathan Kent would be play by the Duke Of Hazzard actor, John Schneider! There has been a few Dukes of Hazzard references on the show from theme music to the 1969 dodge car which was blue.:grinning:

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Yet another reason why New Kids in Town is great.

Too bad there was no Daisy Dukes reference, though.

I haven’t seen much of TDOH, but I do like Daisy, that’s for sure.

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Yep! It’s season 3 episode 3: Extinction

John and Annett are incredible in that episode too. Their panic looks so real!

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I didn’t know that was a reference to the Dukes of Hazard. I’ve never seen the original. I should go see if it’s streaming somewhere…

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The car in the episode was actually based on the General Lee which is seen in the next picture. Of course Tom Wopat was a co star on the show as well.
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Behind the scene the car would crash after a flying jump during a car chase! :cowboy_hat_face:
On screen, it makes a perfect jump.

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:exploding_head: that’s so cool!

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Tom Wopat also guest-starred on Home Improvement as “The Granite Guy”, as Tim called him.

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Updated with the S1 E1 Pilot :comet: WAL stats!

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Updated and resorted to try and make it a little easier to keep track!

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