The Incident Report | Knockout/Car Crash Counter | Smallville Fan Club

Bar-El · September 27, 2021, 4:16am

Welcome to The Incident Report!

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As we watch along together, we will keep score of all the knockouts and cars ruined each episode and tally them here.

Join us every Saturday at 8 PM EST for the Season 5 Watch Party!

So grab your hardhat and make sure your vehicle is insured, because this list is going to get long!

This thread will contain spoilers and discuss the series as a whole.

Knockout

If you’re looking to be an overworked medical professional, or suffer insane amounts of brain trauma with no deleterious effects, then move to Smallville!

Total Knockouts (for every WAL so far): 297

Season Totals

Season	Total	Visual Representation ( = 1 Unconscious Person)
	49
	53
	58
	96
	30 (In Progress)
	TBD
	TBD
	TBD
	11 (from holiday event)
	TBD

Totals by Character (and how it happened!):

Lex Luthor: 28

Season 1: 8

Episode	How it Happened
E1 Pilot	Caught as a kid in the meteor shower
	Crashes his car into Clark on the bridge
E10 Shimmer	Conked on the head by our ghost
	Pushed headfirst into the mansions stone wall
E11	Clark shoves him into some tires after Lex shot him, a lot.
E14 Zero	Lex is tasered and thrown into a van!
E15 Nicodemus	Clark shoves him into napsville
E16 Stray	Tossed out of a moving limo

Season 2: 2

Episode	How it Happened
E7 Lineage	Drugged in his own car! Convertible life gone wrong!
	Knocked out while unconscious so he doesn’t see Clark saving his life from the axe murder!

Season 3: 6

Episode	How it Happened
E9 Asylum	Tasered when attempting to escape over the barbed wire fence of Belle Reve.
	Knocked out after the beating.
	Given a sedative when captured by the orderlies as he tries to rescue Clark.
	Passed out after the electric shock memory wipe treatment.
E19 Memoria	Lana pulls Lex down from the ledge and he hits his head and is briefly unconscious.
	Passes out after his flashback with Lionel in his mansion office.

Season 4: 10

Episode	How it Happened
E5 Run	Knocked out by the fence Hanison.
E9 Bound	Pistol whipped by Shannon Bell, his vengeful stalker.
E10 Scare	Infected by his nightmare toxin, he dreams of death and rains of blood.
E16 Lucy	Pistol whipped by Marcus Becker.
E17 Onyx	Knocked out during the explosion.
	Pistol whipped by his evil double.
	Passes out when merged back together.
E21 Forever	Gets pistol whipped by Jason and taken to a cabin in the woods.
E22 Commencement	Thrown into the wall when Lionel’s stone gives off a burst of energy to call Clark, rendering Lionel comatose!
	Chloe shoves him into the cave wall to stop him from discovering Clark’s secret, although she’s about to find out she doesn’t know the half of it!

Season 5: 2 (In Progress)

Episode	How it Happened
E5 Thirst	Knocked out by vampire Lana
E9 Lexmas	Shot in an alley during the opening and spends the majority of the episode in a dream world

Lana Lang: 28

Season 1: 6

Episode	How it Happened
E2 Metamorphosis	Cocooned by Greg Arkin aka “Bug Boy”
E4 X-Ray	Tina disguised as Whitney takes her out in the cemetery
	Tina puts her in a sarcophagus and she passes out from lack of oxygen
E11	Horse gets spooked and throws her off in the creepy woods
E15 Nicodemus	Passes out from the flower toxin while climbing the windmill
E20 Obscura	Hits the ground hard after a gas line explosion and wakes up seeing through someone else’s eyes!

Season 2: 4

Episode	How it Happened
E1 Vortex	Of course she’s unconscious, it’s the season premiere and Clark’s literally saving her from a tornado!
E5 Nocturne	Pushed into the cemetery mausoleum by evil Byron and bonks her head
E11 Visage	Tina disguised as Clark shoves her into the wall in the Talon
E21 Accelerate	After Emily Dinsmore pushes her off the bridge

Season 3: 6

Episode	How it Happened
E4 Slumber	While trying to stop Sara’s Uncle Conroy, Lana is put to sleep with the same drug!
E8 Shattered	Lex pushes her into a horse stall and the spooked horse tramples her.
E12 Hereafter	Kidnapped by a mysterious assailant in the school!
E14 Obsession	Hits her head when Alicia attempts to eliminate the competition.
E21 Forsaken	Emily Dinsmore shoves her into the wall at the Talon and kidnaps her, as friends do…
	Emily decides Lana isn’t her friend anymore and gasses her cell.

Season 4: 7

Episode	How it Happened
E3 Façade	Knocked out by a falling mirror.
E8 Spell	After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
E10 Scare	Falls victim to the nightmare toxin released by LexCorp.
E12 Pariah	Strangled in the bathtub.
E21 Forever	Gets frozen while signing Brendan’s yearbook and taken to the duplicate school.
	Gets frozen a second time after attempting to escape with Chloe.
E22 Commencement	Wakes up in the crashed helicopter as the soul survivor, but she is not alone!

Season 5: 5 (In Progress)

Episode	How it Happened
E1 Arrival	Passes out while having a crisis in the middle of the road while trying to escape the aliens!
	Thrown across Lex’s office by Aethyr after trying to trap them in the meteor vault.
E2 Mortal	Knocked out during the scuffle with the escaped convicts from Bell Reve holding the Kent family hostage.
E5 Thirst	“Killed” by Buffy
	Passes out from an anti-vampi-k-vaccine to the heart

Clark Kent: 29

Season 1: 3

Episode	How it Happened
E3 Hothead	We’re counting what appears to be a quick faint in the K-sauna
E5 Cool	Clarksicle freezes when going up against Sean Kelvin
E12 Leech	Thrown into a car while powerless

Season 2: 4

Episode	How it Happened
E14 Rush	Pete punches Clark into the side of the Talon with a fist full of kryptonite!
E16 Fever	Clark passes out on the porch after coming down with the meteor infected flu!
E17 Rosetta	Clark sleep “walks” to the cave and puts the key in the wall. He’s hit by a beam of light and wakes up in the middle of Route 8!
E23 Exodus	After destroying the ship, Clark wakes up under the rubble of the storm cellar, the newest crater in Smallville

Season 3: 10

Episode	How it Happened
E3 Extinction	Clark passes out and almost dies from getting shot by a kryptonite bullet!
E4 Slumber	It’s all a dream…literally! Clark is trapped in Sara Conroy’s ~~dream~~ nightmare.
	Struggling to stay awake, Clark falls asleep in the middle of his study session with Lana.
	Clark falls asleep at the wheel and puts the truck into the most epic cartwheel, but don’t worry, he slept through the whole thing.
E9 Asylum	Knocked out by the kryptonite beating he’s given while trying to rescue Lex.
E13 Velocity	Knocked out with a bonk to the head by a meteor infused nitro tank.
	Wakes up in the trunk of Pete’s car, only to pass out again due to the vicinity of the same tank that knocked him out the first time!
E19 Memoria	Clark faints after getting too close to the memory tank and becomes a lab rat.
	After the memory facility explodes, Clark passes out again.
E20 Talisman	Jeremiah stabs Clark in the chest with his fancy alien blade. Clark makes it to the kitchen and passes out on the floor due to the blood loss!

Season 4: 7

Episode	How it Happened
E1 Crusade	Martha splits Clark out of his Kal stupor with some silver kryptonite, rendering him unconscious, and less alien, on the cave floor.
E8 Spell	The Countess steals all his powers and he’s rendered unconscious
	After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
E3 Façade	Knocked out by Dr. Fine after getting a face full of kryptonite gas.
E10 Scare	Falls into a nightmare sleep due to being exposed at the LexCorp facility.
E15 Sacred	The Countess inhabited Lana shoves him into a wall knocking him out.
E22 Commencement	After ripping the door off Lex’s safe, he finds out the hard way it’s full of meteor rocks.

Season 5: 4 (In Progress)

Episode	How it Happened
E3 Hidden	Without his powers, he falls unconscious after Gabriel Duncan shoots him and leaves him for dead in the street, and kidnaps Chloe.
	Passes out in the hospital with Lana, then dies! Don’t worry, he gets better.
E5 Thirst	Passes out near the K-stalactite meds
E14 Tomb	K-punched into unconsciousness by creepy Mikey

Season 9: 1 (From our special holiday event)

Episode	How it Happened
E3 Rabid	Passes out when donating blood with a syringe dipped in liquid K

Chloe Sullivan: 19

Season 1: 3

Episode	How it Happened
E13 Kinetic	Is pushed out a 3rd floor window of the Luthor mansion by our k-tattoo gang of ex-jocks!
E19 Crush	Chloe is hit by a telekinetic horse shoe and falls like a sack of grain onto sacks of grain
E20 Obscura	She’s found unconscious by Clark after her kidnapper buried her in a metal coffin underground in Chandler’s Field!

Season 2: 2

Episode	How it Happened
E9 Dichotic	Hits the pavement when fighting back against Ian who is about to throw her over the dam!
E14 Rush	Happens off screen, when she undergoes surgery to remove the adrenaline junky alien parasite.

Season 3: 3

Episode	How it Happened
E16 Crisis	Knocked out when trying to protect Lana from Adam Knight.
E18 Truth	Passes out when gassed at the lab she’s snooping around in.
	Hits her head on her car window when being driven off the Lobe bridge.

Season 4: 6

Episode	How it Happened
E2 Gone	Passes out after being choked by the liquid metal goon Lionel sent to assassinate her.
E8 Spell	After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
E10 Scare	Falls into a nightmare after being exposed to the toxin at the LexCorp facility.
E17 Onyx	Knocked out during the trap Lex leaves to drop the ceiling on her and Clark.
E21 Forever	Frozen off screen and taken to the duplicate school by Brendan.
	Frozen after trying to escape with Lana.

Season 5: 5 (In Progress)

Episode	How it Happened
E1 Arrival	Wakes up in the arctic with a giant crystal fortress in the distance.
	Passes out from almost freezing to death due to Jor-El’s lack of empathy.
E5 Thirst	Bitten into unconsciousness by vampire Lana
E14 Tomb	Sedated at the hospital after sputtering delusions caused by the mummy
	Knocked out in the basement by creepy Mikey

Lois Lane: 5

Season 4: 3

Episode	How it Happened
E3 Façade	Drugged by Dr. Fine so she can be used in her FDA unapproved beauty treatment experiments.
E8 Spell	After Clark destroys the Countess’s spell book, everyone wakes up on the cave floor
E21 Forever	Frozen mid kick by Brendan when investigating the missing students.

Season 5: 2 (In Progress)

Episode	How it Happened
E14 Tomb	Taken out at the apartment by creepy Mikey
	Knocked out in the basement during the scuffle with Mikey

Other Characters: 188

Martha Kent: 9

Season 1: 2

Episode	How it Happened
E1 Pilot	When the truck crashes before meeting Clark
E6 Hourglass	Crushed by grain in the silo

Season 2: 4

Episode	How it Happened
E1 Vortex	Martha is knocked unconscious by the spaceship as it takes off from the storm cellar
E16 Fever	Martha and this storm cellar again? Martha passes out when overwhelmed by the meteor infected virus she digs up.
E20 Witness	When the K-inhaler jocks attack the Kent’s in the barn, Martha is found unconscious hanging on the barn wall.
E23 Exodus	When the ship explodes a energy wave hits the Kent truck, sending it into an out of control flip and knocking Martha out.

Season 3: 1

Episode	How it Happened
E11 Delete	Kicked by Chloe when under mind control.

Season 4: 1

Episode	How it Happened
E10 Scare	Found unconscious by Clark when the nightmare toxin takes hold.

Season 5: 1

Episode	How it Happened
E1 Arrival	Found unconscious under rubble after a meteor crash lands with a short cut through the Kent kitchen.

Jonathan Kent: 9

Season 1: 2

Episode	How it Happened
E1 Pilot	When the truck crashes before meeting Clark
E15 Nicodemus	Passes out from the flower toxin while raging and accidentally shooting Clark!

Season 2: 1

Episode	How it Happened
E15 Prodigal	Knocked out from behind in the barn by Lucas who then abducts Lex for his evil scheme.

Season 3: 5

Episode	How it Happened
E11 Delete	Chloe drops hay bales from the top of the barn and snaps him out of his mind control.
E12 Hereafter	Clark finds him on the floor in the barn!
E15 Resurrection	Unconscious while undergoing triple bypass surgery.
E16 Crisis	Knocked out by a crazed Adam Knight attempting to kidnap Lana.
E22 Covenant	Zapped by some Kryptonian energy and passes out on the cave floor.

Season 4: 2

Episode	How it Happened
E10 Scare	Found unconscious by Clark when the nightmare toxin takes hold.
E18 Spirit	Chloe, possessed by Dawn Stiles, hits him with the hilt of an axe and sends him tumbling down the stairs.

Lionel Luthor: 5

Season 2: 1

Episode	How it Happened
E13 Suspect	Is shot 3 times by our mystery assailant, flips over the library balcony and lands on a glass coffee table, unconscious but still alive!

Season 3: 1

Episode	How it Happened
E8 Shattered	Pistol whipped by Lex.

Season 4: 2

Episode	How it Happened
E2 Gone	Stabbed in the prison shower.
E22 Commencement	When Clark activates the homing beacon on the last stone from the cave, Lionel is hit with a blast, rendering him comatose.

Season 4: 2

Episode	How it Happened
E3 Hidden	Let’s be real, he’s been in a weird trance all season but we counted it at the end of last season. However, this episode, Jor-El takes full control and uses Lionel as his vessel.

Pete Ross: 7

Season 1: 2

Episode	How it happened
E7 Craving	Jodi shoves him and he hits the kitchen floor hard
E15 Nicodemus	Clark knocks some sense into him and stops his flower toxin fueled murder rampage

Season 2: 4

Episode	How it happened
E3 Duplicity	Knocked out by Dr. Hamilton during the scuffle in his barn over the space ship!
E5 Nocturne	Knowing Clark’s secret sure hurts, this time evil Byron pushes him off the porch and onto a car windshield
E11 Visage	Tina disguised at Lana throws him head first into the school lockers
E14 Rush	Happens off screen, when he undergoes surgery to remove the adrenaline junky alien parasite.

Season 3: 1

Episode	How it Happened
E10 Whisper	Pistol whipped by the sonic burglar turned kidnapper.

Whitney Fordman: 3

Season 1: 3

Episode	How it happened
E2 Metamorphosis	After his truck flips from Greg
	Thrown into a horse stall by Greg
E17 Reaper	Shoved into a sink by the hand of death himself while trying to save his dad from becoming ashes

Jason Teague: 4

Season 4: 4

Episode	How it happened
E4 Devoted	Knocked out when Clark tackles him to save him from getting shot.
E8 Spell	Chucked out of the Talon apartment window by the Countess
E10 Scare	Falls off the Talon balcony after falling unconscious due to being exposed at Lex’s facility.
E12 Pariah	Strangled with a scarf in his car by Tim Westcott.

All Other Characters: 151

Season 1: 20

Episode	Character	How it Happened
E1 Pilot	Jeremy Creek	Short circuits from water
E3 Hothead	Principal Kwan	Passes out from smoke inhalation when he is trapped in his fireball car by Coach Walt Arnold
E4 X-Ray	Tina Grier	Thrown into a gravestone by Clark
E5 Cool	Sean Kelvin	Launched into Crater Lake by Clark, the lake freezes over and we assume he is not dead, just cryogenically frozen
E6 Hourglass	Harry Volk/Bolston	Crushed by grain in the silo
E7 Craving	Jodi Melville	Explodes the green-k-house but Clark prevents total annihilation
E9 Rogue	City of Metropolis Bus Driver	After suffering a dramatic heart attack, we see him peak out of the bus wreckage, so he’s not dead!
E10 Shimmer	Victoria	Nearly drowned in her bath
	Jerry	Knocked out when Clark shoves him into scaffolding
E11	Kyle Tippet	Clark super shoves him into the trailer
	x2	Doc gives him a sedative while he patches up the gunshot wound in his shoulder
E12 Leech	School Jock	Eric takes the bully title from the king with force
E13 Kinetic	Scott Bowman	Zapped by Lex with his taser!
E14 Zero	Roy Rothman	The Talon contractor is found unconscious, however we later learn he was behind it all and this was faked! However, Clark gives him a super shove later on and he’s knocked unconscious for realz that time!
E15 Nicodemus	Dr. James Beels	Knocked out after crashing his car in a flower toxin fueled rage
E16 Stray	Ryan James	Is hit by Martha’s car while running away from his evil adoptive parents
	James Gibson	Blasted in the chest with a super bowling ball through a wall that totally “didn’t” kill him.
E18 Drone	Felice	Stung in her car so bad she’s in a coma!
	Sasha	Clark saves her from her shed exploding and killing all the bees!
E20 Obscura	Officer Gary Watts	Taken out from behind by our kidnapper, his deranged partner Detective Michael Birdego

Season 2: 31

Episode	Character	How it Happened
E3 Duplicity	Ray Wallace	Dr. Hamilton overdoses him on morphine, knocking him out, and killing him!
	Dr. Hamilton	Pete gets revenge and knocks him out, only for liquid kryptonite to overdose his jitters and kill him.
E4 Red	Bar Creep 1	Red K Clark gets into a bar room brawl
	Bar Creep 2	Red K Clark gets into a bar room brawl
	Bar Creep 3	Red K Clark gets into a bar room brawl
	Bar Creep 4	Red K Clark gets into a bar room brawl
	Bar Creep 5	Red K Clark gets into a bar room brawl
	Crooked Federal Marshall	Red K Clark bops him on the head knocking him out cold
E5 Nocturne	Bryon Moore	Clark shoves him into a grave stone when trying to protect Lana and gives the poor poet a concussion.
	Bob the pilot	Knocked out when evil Byron gives the Luthor Corp. helicopter a crash landing.
E6 Redux	Principal Reynolds	Chrissy knocks him out with a stage light in an attempt to steal his youth!
E7 Lineage	Ryan James	Given a sedative when he attempts to make a break out!
	Summerholt Orderly	Clark shoves the orderly into the wall and it’s lights out!
	Ryan James x2	This time he passes out and ruins Lex’s mint comic collection!
E12 Insurgence	Kern	Double crossed by one of his own goons!
	Bishop	Knocked out when Clark enters the room with a giant shove.
E16 Fever	Military soldier guarding the Disease Control Agency’s warehouse	Clark uses a fire extinguisher to knock him out cold!
E17 Rosetta	Dr. Walden	Puts the key in the cave wall but access is denied and is blasted with an overload of alien knowledge!
E18 Visitor	Kyle	School terrorizer finally gets hit with Smallville karma as the chain snaps and breaks his neck! Don’t stand in between a line at tension folks!
	Cyrus Krupp	Has a total mental collapse and is left in a vegetative state, or maybe his mind was abducted!
E19 Precipice	Jerk #1	Thrown into the trash piled in the alley, where he belongs, by Clark.
	Jerk #2	Same.
	Andrew Conners	Thrown onto the new Sheriffs car by Clark.
	Dr. Helen Bryce	Stabbed by her unhinged stalker jealous ex.
	Andrew Conners	Kicked into unconsciousness by Lana.
	Paul Hayden	Pistol whipped by Lex, and he’s lucky he’s not the villain of this story, yet…
E20 Witness	LuthorCorp van driver	Knocked out when Eric and his meteor inhaling buds use crossbows connected with a cable to clothesline the van and flip it.
	Meteor inhaling John	Clark zaps overhead pipes onto his head.
	Meteor inhaling Jack	Clark super shoves him into the thug pile.
	Eric Marsh	Clark flings him into a wall of pipes like the best home run of Eric’s life.
E21 Accelerate	Pete Dinsmore	First thought to be dead, we learn Pete is alive and well in the hospital after Emily lost her temper.

Season 3: 25

Episode	Character	How it Happened
E3 Extinction	Van McNulty	Taken out by Clark
E4 Slumber	Sara Conroy	Kept asleep by her uncle to profit off of the insurance!
	Nicholas Conroy	Tossed into a tree by Clark who stop the evil uncle from blowing up Lana’s car with her inside!
E6 Relic	Lachlan Luthor	Jor-El saves Louise from a purse napper (potentially staged by Sherriff Tate) by throwing the would be thief to the ground rendering him briefly unconscious.
E7 Magnetic	MRI Technician	Knocked out by the force from the malfunctioning MRI machine.
	Seth	Knocked out when Clark depolarizes his abilities.
E8 Shattered	Stranger	Lex knocks him out and steals his car.
	Jameson	Morgan Edge’s guard is knocked out off screen by Lex.
E9 Asylum	Mean Orderly	Lex chokes him out while trying to escape.
	Nice Orderly	Lex beats him unconscious with the first orderly’s baton.
	Ian Randall	Presumably knocked out off screen when tossed by Eric Summers.
	Presumably knocked out off screen when Clark get’s his powers back.
E12 Hereafter	Coach Altman	Sedated in the hospital after having a breakdown at school.
	Jordan Cross	Knocked out by Lana’s mysterious assailant.
	Megan Calder	Passes out from smoke inhalation.
	Jordan Cross x2	Clark finds him knocked out after a fight with Mr. Altman.
E14 Obsession	Alicia’s Father	Has an “accident” and “falls” down the stairs in a totally non-suspicious manner…
E15 Resurrection	Vince	Passes out in the barn.
	Vince x2	Passes out in the hospital.
E16 Crisis	Glen	The doctor’s wife is knocked out and has his car and phone stolen by a desperate Adam Knight.
	Storage Facility Guard	Knocked out by Adam when Lana takes him to find the last of his drug.
E18 Truth	William Taylor	Hits his head on the steering wheel when Clark stops him from ramming his truck into Chloe’s car and driving her off the bridge.
E20 Talisman	Jeremiah Holdsclaw	Passes out when Clark disconnects him from the Kryptonian blade.
E21 Forsaken	Emily Dinsmore	Lana knocks her out and makes her escape!
	x2	Knocked out by the flood from the crashed water tower.

Season 4: 55

Episode	Character	How it Happened
E2 Gone	Black Ops Agent 1	Thrown onto the roof of a car by Clark.
	Black Ops Agent 2	Thrown into a wall by Clark.
	Black Ops Agent 3	Beat up and knocked out by Lois.
E3 Façade	Football Player Brad	After running into the street, is hit by Lois’s car.
	Dr. Fine	First knocked out by a quick kick by a half restrained but fully pissed Lois.
	x2	Knocked out a second time when she tries to attack again and is met by Lois’s other foot.
E4 Devoted	Quarterback Danny	Passes out after Clark uses his heat vision to make him drop his gun and falls to the ground unconscious for some reason.
E5 Run	Bart Allen	Pistol whipped by goon Tony.
	Goon Tony	Beat up and put to sleep by Lex’s mad self defense/attack skills.
	Fence Hanison	Tossed through the warehouse roof and lands in an old busted camper by Clark.
E6 Transference	Tattooed Inmate	Knocked out by Lionel (currently inbodied by Clark) during a fight that starts the prison riot.
	Inmate	Laying on the ground unconscious during the prison riot.
	Prison Guard	Knocked out during the prison riot.
E7 Jinx	Mikhail Mxyzptlk	Knocked unconscious by Clark who saves Chloe and super shoves Mikhail into a shelving rack, all at super speed!
E9 Bound	Shannon Bell	Clark throws her into a wall and puts out the fire she lit on Lex.
E10 Scare	Guard	Clark gives him the Vulcan grip to save Chloe.
	Civilians x16	Multiple employees and civilians are seen or said to be at the hospital suffering from the nightmare toxin.
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E11 Unsafe	Dr. William McBride	Clark shoves him through the barn door.
	Alicia Baker	Shot by Dr. McBride.
E12 Pariah	Alicia Baker	Drugged by Tim Westcott.
E13 Recruit	Frat boy	Drunk under the table by Lois.
	David ‘Coop’ Cooper	Also drunk under the table by Lois.
E14 Krypto	Einstein	Lois hits him with her car.
	Owner of Smallville Co-Op	Said to be in a coma after being attacked by Hercules.
	Zack Greenfield	Thrown into the shed wall by Clark.
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E15 Sacred	Guard 1	Clark tosses his two guards into the hallway walls.
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E16 Lucy	Marcus Becker	Clark punches him out through the truck window.
E17 Onyx	Dr. Sinclair	Knocked out by the exploding kryptonite.
E18 Spirit	Billy Durden	Electrocuted by Lana possessed by Dawn Stiles.
	Dawn Stiles	Said to be in a coma.
E19 Blank	Kevin Grady	Knocked out when fighting with his dad.
	Dr. Lawrence Grady	Knocked out by the lab explosion.
E20 Ageless	LuthorCorp Scientist	Thrown through a window when Evan explodes into a teenager.
E21 Forever	Haley Timmonds	Chloe finds her frozen at the water fountain in the locker room after Brendan decided to make high school last forever.
	x2	When the escape fails, Brendan freezes Haley and throws her decapitated head down the stairs.
	Wendell Johnson	Frozen as an example of what happens when you don’t want high school to last forever.
	Brendan Nash	Lana smacks him over the head in the fake Torch and they make their great escape.
	x2	After touching Clark, his powers snap back on him and he freezes himself.

Season 5: 10

Episode	Character	How it Happened
E1 Arrival	Civilian	When Aethyr and Nam-Ek rampage through the hospital in search of Kal-El, this civilian is seen unconscious in the hallway.
	Civilian	This is the second civilian seen in the hospital hallway unconscious from Aethyr and Nam-Ek’s rampage.
E2 Mortal	Belle Reve Orderly	Knocked out during the great escape of the sparky boy and his wonder twins.
	Belle Reve Orderly	Knocked into a wall and unconsciousness during the escape.
	Sherriff Nancy Adams	Tossed over her cop car and wakes up to a force field around the Kent house.
	Twin #1	Clark creates a friendly fire situation and gets the twins zapped.
	Twin #2	Caught in the crossfire.
	Tommy Lee	This zappy boy gets his power cut and Clark punches his lights out.
E3 Hidden	Gabriel Duncan	Chloe knocks him out cold in an attempt to stop the nuclear missile launch set to wipe out Smallville!
E14 Tomb	Mikey	Taken out by the possessed Chloe

Season 9: 10

Episode	Character	How it Happened
E3 Rabid	Tess Mercer	Given a sedative by hospital employees after getting pushy with Lois
	Randal	Lois takes him down with a fire extinguisher
	Daily Planet Employee	Lois’s second extinguisher victim
	Daily Planet Employee	Clark is bowling upstairs and this reporter is the ball
	Daily Planet Employee	and this reporter is the pin
	Daily Planet Employee	Clark does the same trick down the stairs with this reporter as the ball
	Daily Planet Employee	and these reporters are the pins
	Daily Planet Employee	and these reporters are the pins
	Daily Planet Employee	and these reporters are the pins
	Daily Planet Employee	and these reporters are the pins

Who do you think is the most concussed by the end of the series?

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Knockouts will be classified as any time a character is rendered unconscious (including passing out and fainting) due to; physical blows to the head or other bodily trauma, drugs or chemicals, illness, and supernatural powers.

We will not count instances where the character is sleeping or killed unless a valid exception can be made through deliberation in the comments.

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All Cars Totaled (for every WAL so far): 54+

Season Totals

Season	Total	Visual Representation ( = 1 Totaled Vehicle)
	19
	9
	10
	5 +	+
	11
	TBD
	TBD
	TBD
	TBD
	TBD

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The Kents: 5
Lex: 2
Lana: 1

All Cars by Season (and how it happened!):

Season 1: 19

Episode	Who’s Vehicle	How it Happened
E1 Pilot	The Langs and their car	Taken out by a meteor
	Unknown	A cream truck taken out by a meteor
	Unknown	One orange 80’s van taken out by a meteor
	Kent truck (red)	Flips due to road damage from meteor impact
	Lex’s Porsche	Runs into Clark and off the Lobe bridge
	Unknown	Jeremy Creek run a truck into Clark and then the wall
E2 Metamorphosis	Greg Arkin’s VW Beetle	Crashes into a tree
	Whitney Fordman’s truck	Flips, then explodes, after interference by Greg
E3 Hothead	Principal Kwan’s car	Coach Walt Arnold lights it up, and then it explodes
E6 Hourglass	Unknown	Cassandra’s vision shows Harry’s future victims and one flipped/on fire vehicle!
E9 Rogue	City of Metropolis - Department of Transportation	Clark decides totaling a city bus is the only way to stop it
E11 Hug	Lex Luthor	Bob has controlled Lex who trapped Clark and Kyle in his car, lights it on fire at the gas station, which promptly explodes
E12 Leech	Unknown	Car in the school parking lot is a casualty of the Bonecracker
	Unknown	Second school car squished by Clark
	Smallville Police	Upside-down in Eric’s lawn
	Smallville Police	Through the roof of Eric’s house
E15 Nicodemus	Dr. James Beels	Extreme road rage leads to a flip, and explosion
E21 Tempest	Kent truck (blue)	Explodes when Roger Nixon decides to test Clark’s powers in the most extreme way possible.
	Lana’s truck	Swept up in a tornado right at the end of the episode!

Season 2: 9

Episode	Who’s Vehicle	How it Happened
E1 Vortex	Unknown tractor	A tractor is squished in the field where Lana is found.
	Roger Nixon’s car	Found up a tree.
E3 Duplicity	Ray Wallace	Driven off the road by Dr. Hamilton and summersaults to a rest in front of Clark’s lost space ship!
E10 Skinwalker	LuthorCorp Foreman	When being attacked by the wolf, he shoots off a flare that falls back down onto the leaking fuel and explodes everything on the construction site.
E13 Suspect	Pete Ross	The cover up continues when an assassin runs Pete and Clark off the road and fires a bullet into the gas tank, exploding Pete’s red sports car.
E14 Rush	Party Goer	Happens off screen, one of he cave rave kids got bit and “wrapped his Carola around a tree” according to Chloe.
E18 Visitor	Kyle	Clark decides full blown arson is the solution when this pack of school terrorizers are about to beat him and Cyrus with baseball bats and chains…yeah maybe setting their truck ablaze was justified.
E20 Witness	LuthorCorp (Lionel)	Eric and his meteor inhaling buds use crossbows connected with a cable to clothesline the van and flip it.
E23 Exodus	The Kents	When Clark destroys the ship, the energy wave during the explosion sends the truck hood over bumper.

Season 3: 10

Episode	Who’s Vehicle	How it Happened
E1 Exile	Officer Maggie Sawyer	Clark uses his heat vision to blow up a cop car in broad daylight!
E4 Slumber	The Kent’s Red Truck	Clark falls asleep at the wheel and puts the truck into the above GIF’s cartwheel, but don’t worry, he slept through the whole thing.
E5 Perry	Perry White	After swerving to miss Clark who is standing in the middle of the road, Perry crashes into a telephone pole which snaps in half and crushes it. Granted, he was also driving drunk, reading a map, and talking on the phone.
	The Kent’s tractor	Clark accidentally flips it into the next county due to his powers being on the fritz during a solar storm event.
E8 Shattered	Morgan Edge	Clark stops the car from running over Lex, by putting his shoulder through the engine block.
E9 Asylum	Dr. Claire Foster	Off screen, we learn she “wrapped her car around a tree” off the highway, when Lionel is covering his tracks.
E13 Velocity	Dante	Clark punches a hole through Pete’s gas tank to stop him from getting blown up, Dante’s car loses control on the wet road and does the flip.
E20 Talisman	Professor Joseph Willowbrook	Jeremiah Holdsclaw uses his newfound heat vision to blow up the professors car.
E22 Covenant	Unknown	Lindsay Harrison/Kara attacks the car from crashing into her, it flips and explodes.
	FBI Agent Frank Loder	Lindsay Harrison/Kara disintegrates him and his car when she discovers him spying on the Kents.

Season 4: 5 +

Episode	Who’s Vehicle	How it Happened
E14 Krypto	LexCorp	When the dog nappers try to dispose of the evidence, they do it with a lot of gas, and one big explosion.
E18 Spirit	Dawn Stiles	Crashes into Shuster’s gorge.
E20 Ageless	Tanner Sutherland	Explodes with Evan’s bright and early birth.
E22 Commencement	Optimus Prime	Seriously, that’s what this semi-truck looks like! Taken out in spectacular fashion by the second meteor strike.
	LuthorCorp Helicopter	Goes down hard with a direct hit by a meteor fragment.
+	Unknown	This is where the + comes in. We don’t visually see any other cars destroyed during the meteor shower, however, based on the chaos, jam packed highways, and how it went the first time, we can expect an untold amount probably met their end.

Season 5: 11

Episode	Who’s Vehicle	How it Happened
E1 Arrival	Smallville Police	Aethyr and Nam-Ek easily take down the police helicopter with their heat vision.
	"	During the aforementioned rampage, these two take out 7 police vehicles.
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	Unknown Civilian	When Lex finds Lana in the middle of the road, 2 burned out cars can be seen behind them in the ditch.
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E2 Mortal	Smallville Police	The police department has vehicles left to crash after the meteor shower and this one drives right into the invisible forcefield surrounding the Kent house.

Who do you think goes through the most vehicles in Smallville?

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We will only count vehicles that an insurance company would classify as totaled. That means the damage to the vehicle would cost more than replacing it.

Any vehicle that; flips, explodes, floods, or crashes into a solid object like a tree or wall, will be counted.

Hitting animals or being moved/stopped by metahumans will not be counted unless the damage is extensive.

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Lincolnfan78 · September 27, 2021, 4:34am

Wow you are definitely putting alot of hard work to the club. Great job, I know who has the most knockout, I’d better not say or somebody might Knock me out cold!

Bar-El · September 27, 2021, 4:40am

I’ll have to add a poll so we can vote on who is the most concussed

Bar-El · September 28, 2021, 1:16am

Lincolnfan78 · September 28, 2021, 1:22am

Hope it comes with a seatbelts!

Jared-El_Wayne · September 28, 2021, 6:10am

Really loving all things Smallville
It’s making me go back through the favorite episodes. Getting primed, lol.

Bar-El · September 28, 2021, 3:21pm

What are your three favorites?

Mine are

The one where Clark gets shot with the kryptonite bullet, love that slo-mo and his expression as he goes from casually blocking to panic mode.
When he and Lionel swap bodies!
*chefs kiss
The Hangover episode when Zatana gets everyone drunk on magic wine! Everything in that episode is hilarious!

Jared-El_Wayne · September 29, 2021, 6:13am

In no particular order, my faves are:
← Probably my absolute fave. episode. →

S09E07 - Jor-El returns to Smallville looking for
(or is leaving behind?) the Book of RAO.
I love when Clark picks up Tess by her neck. lol.
Not to mention the late bonding between Clark And Jor-El.
S07E08 - Clark releases his Kryptonian mother
(Lara) from Kara’s Blue crystal.
S08E11
Legion of SuperHeroes visit Smallville.
(time traveling and Kryptonians are a good mix.)

Vroom · September 29, 2021, 6:16am

This is true, as evidenced by the similarly-themed New Kids in Town episode of STAS, as well as your highlighted episode (which was written by Geoff Johns, I believe).

Jared-El_Wayne · September 29, 2021, 6:26am

@Bar-El

I liked that one a lot too. Do you remember the episode number?

@Vroom

I didn’t know it was written by him.
I think I remember the STAS episode. All good stuff.

Vroom · September 29, 2021, 1:11pm

New Kids in Town was also notable for showcasing Kenny Braverman who, in the comics, had become Conduit (a Triangle Era favorite villain of mine).

He’s such a **** in the episode that when he says “What’s the matter, pal? Take a wrong at Tatooine?” to Brainiac, that you kind of want to cheer Brainiac on for how he dealt with Kenny.

Lincolnfan78 · September 29, 2021, 1:38pm

There’s sort of Smallville connection to the episode.
In the episode of New Kid in town, Pa Kent say he couldn’t wait to watch The Dukes Of Hazzard.

A few years later Jonathan Kent would be play by the Duke Of Hazzard actor, John Schneider! There has been a few Dukes of Hazzard references on the show from theme music to the 1969 dodge car which was blue.

Vroom · September 29, 2021, 1:41pm

Yet another reason why New Kids in Town is great.

Too bad there was no Daisy Dukes reference, though.

I haven’t seen much of TDOH, but I do like Daisy, that’s for sure.

Bar-El · September 29, 2021, 4:16pm

Yep! It’s season 3 episode 3: Extinction

John and Annett are incredible in that episode too. Their panic looks so real!

Bar-El · September 29, 2021, 4:17pm

I didn’t know that was a reference to the Dukes of Hazard. I’ve never seen the original. I should go see if it’s streaming somewhere…

Lincolnfan78 · September 29, 2021, 4:38pm

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The car in the episode was actually based on the General Lee which is seen in the next picture. Of course Tom Wopat was a co star on the show as well.
280px-General_lee
Behind the scene the car would crash after a flying jump during a car chase!
On screen, it makes a perfect jump.

Bar-El · September 29, 2021, 4:52pm

that’s so cool!

Vroom · September 29, 2021, 8:17pm

Tom Wopat also guest-starred on Home Improvement as “The Granite Guy”, as Tim called him.

Bar-El · October 17, 2021, 1:33am

Updated with the S1 E1 Pilot WAL stats!

Bar-El · October 18, 2021, 1:24am

Updated and resorted to try and make it a little easier to keep track!