Making it a new topic bc it’s clogging up @basicallytimdrake 's lovely headcanon post.
Look Jessica is great BUT she’s even better with a foil in Simon Baz and also Simon’s Emerald Sight made him a truly unique Lantern and anyway DC please bring him back
is this ‘Green Lantern Corps Slice Of Life Comic Conspiracy Society’ something that can be joined?
is this a real society, @bookwormfitzpatrick.91230?
if so, I want in. i was never able to join the Society of the Blind Eye so this is the next best thing.
Yes hello welcome to The Society
HeLL YEAH
Can I join? Pick me pick me!!!
i mean the decision is up to the leader of this cult i mean club, @bookwormfitzpatrick.91230
Yay go team!!!
The best GL team is Isamot Kol and Vath Sarn. You can practically hear the Odd Couple theme when they’re on the page.
And where is my Rykaktoro series? I demand intelligent salt!
NO idea if you’re messing with me, but that 100% sounds like something that would make sense in context of a GLC comic
Hal Jordan eventually learns how to cook out of necessity, partially with Ollie’s help. Ollie gets her a “World’s Best Uncle” apron as a joke and Hal wears is EVERY TIME they cook
that’s such a random idea for a post and i love it
Simon Baz is addicted to buying weirdly specific novelty t-shirts to wear “ironically”
He owns both of these
Everyone meets him and is like “omg super ripped dude that was in prison I bet he’s scary” then they get to know him and he is a NERD
i would wear that
Lanterns ranked by cooking ability
- Jessica Cruz
She said it herself, when you don’t leave your house for 3 years, you have to get creative. The things she can do with instant ramen alone are astounding - Simon Baz
He made ma’moul good enough that his mom said she was proud of him he has my whole heart especially bc food is the main way I connect with my Lebanese heritage Simon I am once again inviting you to come to my grandma’s house and roll grape leaves with us - Hal Jordan
They’re not, like, an Oliver Queen level cook, but they’re decent and they make the BEST pancakes anyone has ever had and he guards the recipe with their life. Sometimes they make little shapes - John Stewart
The resident Grill Dad of the Lantern Core. Chilling by the pool flipping burgers in his little chef hat. - Kyle Rayner
Bringing you such classics as Baked Beans In A Tortilla, Shredded Cheese Straight Out Of The Package, and, of course, Spoon And Peanut Butter - Guy Gardener
No one is permitted to mention The Chicken Tenders Incident
This is 100% accurate
I need both of those shirts right now.