Silver Age Omnibus 1
Wonder Woman 121
Featuring the Wonder Woman family of herself, herself, and her mother:
When at least he didn’t steal the money:
(Must be some kind of rogue accountant!)
When you could watch any time and any place and you choose to watch yourself changing clothes in the future:
(And your Mom is watching too. Not weird at all)
When you ask the letterer if he knows what noises a helicopter make and he says “yes” unconvincingly:
(Hey, don’t call Etta “fatty” you jerk!)
When your partner on the force makes banter and embarrasses you:
(Don’t talk in front of Wonder Woman again. She just used a ferris wheel to take down a helicopter and then you had to come along saying dumb things)
When Hey! that plane costs money!:
When your mother has a theater from which to judge you:
(“Mom, I’m not cute! I’m practically a grown-up now!”)
When this seems ill-advised:
When how are there any alive Amazons?
(Let me die, so long as you win the race! That’s what’s important here!)
When it’s just another boring shipwreck explored by teens in love:
When maybe it’s not as boring as I thought:
(Okay, I’m impressed. The girl knows her dinosaurs)
The look of shock on the pterodactyl…err Dimorphondon kills me:
(My eggs! How could you?!)
When all that lasso training really pays off:
When regular red alert just isn’t going to cut it:
When you are still peeping on yourself all these years later:
(Why view all of time and space when you can watch yourself? Narcissus has nothing on Diana)
And to finish off the issue, Hippolyta has a duel with a gigantic knight from Pluto on a mentally projected space beam (what an almost stereotyped comic book ending, am I right?)
(Is it just me or is her helmet sexy? Don’t tell me if I ‘m wrong. I don’t want to know)