So…
In yesterday’s DC Daily, it shows off the new Dark Knight Metal series of statues, one in particular has Batman Dad-Handling a baby Darkseid (front baby pouch).
What do you guys think of Batman and Baby Darkseid?
So…
In yesterday’s DC Daily, it shows off the new Dark Knight Metal series of statues, one in particular has Batman Dad-Handling a baby Darkseid (front baby pouch).
What do you guys think of Batman and Baby Darkseid?
I think they missed a chance for an excellent series there…
It was awesome!!! They need to do a full-size statue of that andjust make it part of the standard DC Daily scenery.
A Batman-Baby Darkseid mini series or animated film would be great, full of seriousness and outrageous comedy. This is DC’s Kurosawa meets the Marx Bros. moment.
Batman flipping over Omega beams that are searching for a victim while he’s kicking people in the face, spraying villians with milk from a bottle to make sure it’s lava hot enough for baby Darkseid? Yes, sir!
Batman doesn’t know where his 13 year old child is; I am sorry, but super social services would have to take Baby Darkseid away.
@Misfit, you don’t think the SuperCPS agents would just run away at the sight of Baby Darkseid.
SuperCPS: I’m sorry Mr. Batman, but we’ve determined your cave is no place to raise a child.
Darkseid: No! Dadda!
(Darkseid obliterates SuperCPS agent and asks for his binkey back)
It’s from Metal, therefore it’s great.
I just hope Todd McFarlane is going to sink his teeth into Metal toys. That void needs to be filled.
@Misfit
Darkseid keeps crying
Batman: Don’t make me get your mother.
Darkseid: Silly Daddy! Mama left you at the alter!
*Batman gives up and lets Darkseid send the Earth to the fiery pits of Apokolips from his crib. *
Or Batman just drop kicks the lil’ bastard into a volcano and calls it a day.
Either or.
LOL!
I’m sorry, Vroom… but those just aren’t good parenting skills.
Hey! Batman’s a great parent! When was the last time you saw Damian brutally murder someone, huh? And what about Jarro? That little starfish is growing into a fine young man
Lol Vroom with his quacky humor
@Misfit Tough cheese. Darkseid would get what he deserves and Batman could get home in time to watch The Ellen Show, a fine production from Warner Brothers Television
Well…he could after the Justice League defeats Barbatos that is.