As ajm08g begins to think on what to do next, a ping notification sounds from his computer
At your service Master ajm08g.
Oh, well hello there A.L.F.R.E.D. Yes, a situation is at hand!
Please locate this “Jake.”
Jake location found.
Nice A.L.F.R.E.D. and now initiate remote control.
Remote control established.
ajm08g then locks “Jake’s” computer screen flooding the screen with the following pictures being flashed on screen
Master ajm08g, it appears I’m encountering a strong firewall being activated.
Oh no A.L.F.R.E.D. how could this be? Shut it down!
Initiating shut down… Complete.
Phew that was a close one A.L.F.R.E.D.
No problem Master ajm08g. Anything else I can do for you?
Why yes… Route these late fee charges to this account please.
Later as Batman checks his own email
Hmmm… A new email for a hotel charge? Initiate A.L.F.R.E.D.
At your service Master Bruce.
Reverse these charges A.L.F.R.E.D.
I’m sorry sir, unable to comply. Also… Next time, mind the Doomsday warnings.
There are only so many Bat Computers I can maintain you know…
A brief moment of shock startles Batman…
One day ajm08g… One day…
Will the saga between Batman and ajm08g ever be resolved?
Tune in next time for another exciting adventure that is Tech Tuesday!
The batcomputer?! I can solve any crime in the world! Does anyone have the password for this thing? Also this is assuming I can access the batcave to utilize said computer… which is highly unlikely. But okay. Honestly, I would trade Batman’s computer for any Joker item or weapon and then I can take care of “Jake” myself