Tech Tuesday: The Hack. Which DC Universe Gadget Will Save You?

Previously from another adventure on Tuesday… ajm08g now sits down in his office chair

:clark_hv_4: Well now… Time to check my email…

:clark_hv_2: Gasp! I thought Batman picked up my room charge… Oh the late fees!

:clark_hv_4: Well, have to do, what I have to do and not miss out. Thinks ajm08g.

:clark_hv_4: Well that was an experience… And a new email… Oh no!

:thinking: Hmmm… Jake… Could it be?

:clark_hv_4: Quick Kelex, buddy, old pal… Oh, how to solve this dilema!

@Kelex roll 1d6

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:game_die: 4

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A.L.F.R.E.D. huh Kelex… Well this can work well! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

As ajm08g begins to think on what to do next, a ping notification sounds from his computer

:clark_hv_4: What’s this?
:older_man: At your service Master ajm08g.
:clark_hv_4: Oh, well hello there A.L.F.R.E.D. Yes, a situation is at hand!
:clark_hv_4: Please locate this “Jake.”
:older_man: Jake location found.
:clark_hv_4: Nice A.L.F.R.E.D. and now initiate remote control.
:older_man: Remote control established.

ajm08g then locks “Jake’s” computer screen flooding the screen with the following pictures being flashed on screen

Then…

:older_man: Master ajm08g, it appears I’m encountering a strong firewall being activated.
:clark_hv_4: Oh no A.L.F.R.E.D. how could this be? Shut it down!
:older_man: Initiating shut down… Complete.
:clark_hv_4: Phew that was a close one A.L.F.R.E.D.
:older_man: No problem Master ajm08g. Anything else I can do for you?
:clark_hv_4: Why yes… Route these late fee charges to this account please.

Later as Batman checks his own email

:facepalm_batman: Hmmm… A new email for a hotel charge? Initiate A.L.F.R.E.D.
:older_man: At your service Master Bruce.
:batman_hv_4: Reverse these charges A.L.F.R.E.D.
:older_man: I’m sorry sir, unable to comply. Also… Next time, mind the Doomsday warnings.
:older_man: There are only so many Bat Computers I can maintain you know…

A brief moment of shock startles Batman…

:batman_hv_4: Hmmm…
:batman_hv_4: One day ajm08g… One day…

Will the saga between Batman and ajm08g ever be resolved? :open_mouth:
Tune in next time for another exciting adventure that is Tech Tuesday! :st_swamp_thing: :superman_hv_4:

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@Kelex roll 1d6

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:game_die: 3

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The batcomputer?! :smiling_imp: I can solve any crime in the world! Does anyone have the password for this thing? Also this is assuming I can access the batcave to utilize said computer… which is highly unlikely. But okay. Honestly, I would trade Batman’s computer for any Joker item or weapon and then I can take care of “Jake” myself :sunglasses:

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well that explains your profile pic…
geez!

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:joy_cat: I can’t deny that. :boom:

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@SpoilerAlert88

Can you imagine how good it would look on that screen?!

Noooooooo, Jake! I thought he was one of the good ones :sob:

Is it really possible to fight crime without damaging property? He’s just doing his thing!

Smart plan! Run away and leave Batman to pick up the tab :smiley:


@Mongul.The.Elder

I’m willing to bet that Darkseid doesn’t care all that much! :grimacing:


@casasstrophe

It’s trying times, for sure!

Super generous of you! Hopefully Jake doesn’t try and frame Bruce for something… that’s not gonna end well!


Batman’s a cheapskate! Who knew?!

Listen… this was a little simpler than I had planned in my head :joy:

Payback!

I’m waiting for a Batman Vs. Superman level combat scene!


@iJest

Did you try ‘Bat’?

Would you believe me if I said that, in my mind, I imagined the computer just… appearing in your bedroom? :sweat_smile:

That’s what the Bang Gun was for! :smiley:

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:joy:

Oh, yes. There were certain details provided by A.L.F.R.E.D. that might have made it simpler to locate “Jake.” :superman_hv_4:

Other Details

A.L.F.R.E.D. recognized that “Jake” was in fact an acro that stood for…

Justice Avoids Killing Entirely :batman_hv_1:

The signature of one Batman! :astonished:

Also to be continued in a Who-Would-Win Tech Tuesday crossover I may have been building all this time… :open_mouth: :grin:

Quite the crossover event to unfold! :superman_hv_4:

@Barrys.Better.Half @Green.Lantern Hi. :wave: :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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@Alec.Holland when will the next be posted

At some point today, we’re busy fighting fires.

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oh sorry

wait what fires?!

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You know the ones in Siberia?

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but…

we’re all in america…

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Doesn’t mean we can’t help others.

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but how can u help from america?

I - my head - huh

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tenor (3)

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The new topic is here → Tech Tuesday: The Super Hero. Which DC Universe Super Power Will Save You?

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