Those are very good .
The Frostyccinos are my favorite.
It’s remarkable how many things are just lying around these days!
Talk about cutting to the chase
Oh come on! At least make it ‘Pa55w0rd!’ right?
Yikes. Some vigilante justice there!
I wish you the best of luck, sir! Do keep us posted on this
Apparently I’m hanging out in the Batcave using the Batcomputer to watch movies no complaints there since I obviously had to watch the Snyder cut in best quality possible.
Shortly after the movies over I get this email from Jake. Since I’m still on the Batcomputer I use it to trace where the email came from. It’s Jake from State Farm! Turns out he doesn’t really care that much that I pirated a movie he has been trying to reach Batman about his insurance premiums going through the roof. Something about too much property damage when he fights crime
Well, I doubt Batman will listen to me telling him to call his insurance when I wasn’t supposed to be on his computer . So I just tell Jake good luck with Batman and leave before he comes back.
I agree to meet with them then boom tube them straight to apocalypse to see if Darkside cares that I pirated a movie so I could see the great leader Darkside in all his glory.
I think Jake is just jealous he can’t afford to watch it and is taking his frustration out on me. I use the Batcomputer to track down his address and send him a blu-ray in the mail as well as a proof of payment (from Bruce Wayne’s credit card information on the Batcomputer…but Bruce Wayne can’t be Batman, right?) so he can rest easy. (I saw he owns a blu-ray player from his credit card transactions i retrieved off the batcomputer)
I hope Jake likes the movie!
Previously from another adventure on Tuesday… ajm08g now sits down in his office chair
Well now… Time to check my email…
Gasp! I thought Batman picked up my room charge… Oh the late fees!
Well, have to do, what I have to do and not miss out. Thinks ajm08g.
Well that was an experience… And a new email… Oh no!
Hmmm… Jake… Could it be?
Quick Kelex, buddy, old pal… Oh, how to solve this dilema!
@Kelex roll 1d6
A.L.F.R.E.D. huh Kelex… Well this can work well!
As ajm08g begins to think on what to do next, a ping notification sounds from his computer
At your service Master ajm08g.
Oh, well hello there A.L.F.R.E.D. Yes, a situation is at hand!
Please locate this “Jake.”
Jake location found.
Nice A.L.F.R.E.D. and now initiate remote control.
Remote control established.
ajm08g then locks “Jake’s” computer screen flooding the screen with the following pictures being flashed on screen
Master ajm08g, it appears I’m encountering a strong firewall being activated.
Oh no A.L.F.R.E.D. how could this be? Shut it down!
Initiating shut down… Complete.
Phew that was a close one A.L.F.R.E.D.
No problem Master ajm08g. Anything else I can do for you?
Why yes… Route these late fee charges to this account please.
Later as Batman checks his own email
Hmmm… A new email for a hotel charge? Initiate A.L.F.R.E.D.
At your service Master Bruce.
Reverse these charges A.L.F.R.E.D.
I’m sorry sir, unable to comply. Also… Next time, mind the Doomsday warnings.
There are only so many Bat Computers I can maintain you know…
A brief moment of shock startles Batman…
One day ajm08g… One day…
Will the saga between Batman and ajm08g ever be resolved?
Tune in next time for another exciting adventure that is Tech Tuesday!
The batcomputer?! I can solve any crime in the world! Does anyone have the password for this thing? Also this is assuming I can access the batcave to utilize said computer… which is highly unlikely. But okay. Honestly, I would trade Batman’s computer for any Joker item or weapon and then I can take care of “Jake” myself
well that explains your profile pic…