Tech Tuesday: The Hack. Which DC Universe Gadget Will Save You?

Those are very good :thinking:.

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The Frostyccinos are my favorite.

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It’s remarkable how many things are just lying around these days!

Talk about cutting to the chase :joy:

Oh come on! At least make it ‘Pa55w0rd!’ right?

Yikes. Some vigilante justice there!

I wish you the best of luck, sir! Do keep us posted on this :eyes:

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Apparently I’m hanging out in the Batcave using the Batcomputer to watch movies :grinning: no complaints there since I obviously had to watch the Snyder cut in best quality possible.

Shortly after the movies over I get this email from Jake. Since I’m still on the Batcomputer I use it to trace where the email came from. It’s Jake from State Farm! Turns out he doesn’t really care that much that I pirated a movie he has been trying to reach Batman about his insurance premiums going through the roof. Something about too much property damage when he fights crime :woman_shrugging:

Well, I doubt Batman will listen to me telling him to call his insurance when I wasn’t supposed to be on his computer :sweat_smile:. So I just tell Jake good luck with Batman and leave before he comes back.

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I agree to meet with them then boom tube them straight to apocalypse to see if Darkside cares that I pirated a movie so I could see the great leader Darkside in all his glory.

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I think Jake is just jealous he can’t afford to watch it and is taking his frustration out on me. I use the Batcomputer to track down his address and send him a blu-ray in the mail as well as a proof of payment (from Bruce Wayne’s credit card information on the Batcomputer…but Bruce Wayne can’t be Batman, right?) so he can rest easy. (I saw he owns a blu-ray player from his credit card transactions i retrieved off the batcomputer)

I hope Jake likes the movie!

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Previously from another adventure on Tuesday… ajm08g now sits down in his office chair

:clark_hv_4: Well now… Time to check my email…

:clark_hv_2: Gasp! I thought Batman picked up my room charge… Oh the late fees!

:clark_hv_4: Well, have to do, what I have to do and not miss out. Thinks ajm08g.

:clark_hv_4: Well that was an experience… And a new email… Oh no!

:thinking: Hmmm… Jake… Could it be?

:clark_hv_4: Quick Kelex, buddy, old pal… Oh, how to solve this dilema!

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A.L.F.R.E.D. huh Kelex… Well this can work well! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

As ajm08g begins to think on what to do next, a ping notification sounds from his computer

:clark_hv_4: What’s this?
:older_man: At your service Master ajm08g.
:clark_hv_4: Oh, well hello there A.L.F.R.E.D. Yes, a situation is at hand!
:clark_hv_4: Please locate this “Jake.”
:older_man: Jake location found.
:clark_hv_4: Nice A.L.F.R.E.D. and now initiate remote control.
:older_man: Remote control established.

ajm08g then locks “Jake’s” computer screen flooding the screen with the following pictures being flashed on screen

Then…

:older_man: Master ajm08g, it appears I’m encountering a strong firewall being activated.
:clark_hv_4: Oh no A.L.F.R.E.D. how could this be? Shut it down!
:older_man: Initiating shut down… Complete.
:clark_hv_4: Phew that was a close one A.L.F.R.E.D.
:older_man: No problem Master ajm08g. Anything else I can do for you?
:clark_hv_4: Why yes… Route these late fee charges to this account please.

Later as Batman checks his own email

:facepalm_batman: Hmmm… A new email for a hotel charge? Initiate A.L.F.R.E.D.
:older_man: At your service Master Bruce.
:batman_hv_4: Reverse these charges A.L.F.R.E.D.
:older_man: I’m sorry sir, unable to comply. Also… Next time, mind the Doomsday warnings.
:older_man: There are only so many Bat Computers I can maintain you know…

A brief moment of shock startles Batman…

:batman_hv_4: Hmmm…
:batman_hv_4: One day ajm08g… One day…

Will the saga between Batman and ajm08g ever be resolved? :open_mouth:
Tune in next time for another exciting adventure that is Tech Tuesday! :st_swamp_thing: :superman_hv_4:

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The batcomputer?! :smiling_imp: I can solve any crime in the world! Does anyone have the password for this thing? Also this is assuming I can access the batcave to utilize said computer… which is highly unlikely. But okay. Honestly, I would trade Batman’s computer for any Joker item or weapon and then I can take care of “Jake” myself :sunglasses:

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well that explains your profile pic…
geez!

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