I felt a buzzing in my pocket, and lo and behold I was now holding my trusted mother box, that my good friend Mister Miracle left me. I hit the button and suddenly a boom tube opened up and lo and behold Orion stepped out, and the unfortunately the Aliens laser beam hit him in the face, the next thing, , I saw was a bunch of Aliens being ripped apart and thrown out the wall. While this was going on, me and my fellow astronauts finished putting on our emergency gear and stepped through the still open boom tube. Instead of landing on Mars, we landed on New Genesis. Never saw those Aliens again, before summoning another boomtube to take us home, Lightray casually mentioned that Orion followed them back to their home world and they disavowed their piratical ways due to a sudden population decrease and took up seahorse farming.