Ok I’m inspired to give a slightly more earnest response. Here goes…
Just as Khaji Da is about to affix itself to my spine, it hesitates for a moment.
KD: “I sense something, a presence I’ve not felt since…”
KD flies off into space without me, breaking a hole through my ceiling. I have no idea what just happened. I’m out of the loop for the rest of the story
KD hacks into the airlock controls and makes his way to the Unfriendly Alien
KD: “Unfriendly Alien, is that you?”
UA: “Khaji Da? Bro! It’s been ages!”
KD: “I know right! I haven’t seen you since that rager at Lobo’s a few year back”
UA: “Yeah dude, you were totally sloshed. I’m surprised you even remembered. No one can shotgun a space beer like you!”
KD: “You want to get out of here and pull a prank on Adam Strange?”
UA: “Heck yeah. Let’s pour sugar in his jetpack fuel tank. It will be like space alien spring break all over again! This place is dead anyways.”
Khaji Da and Unfriendly Alien bump pincers
KD/UA: “Quazar Kappa Omega 4 life” proudly displaying their space alien fraternity tattoos then zip off to the stars
ISS Astronauts: “Uhh…what?”