@Kelex roll 1d6
5
An Atomic Axe… interesting.
Okay, so after a good couple weeks of crime fighting. I leave my kitten, she told me her name is Luna, with some of the other animals in town and tell them to watch her for a week while I go on a cruise.
How I wish I had stayed with Luna. Now I’m trapped on this deserted island. Which I guess is better than just swimming? Anyway, I found this really cool axe in the small shack. I use it to cut down some trees for firewood and then I realize that it can cut through anything in just one swing.
So, I use it to cut down some more trees and then I make a small raft. I know that cruise ships have to go by again at some point so I use the axe as a paddle and go out to about where I think I fell in before. After a couple days a ship comes by and saves me!
A couple days after that I am back home on my couch with Luna. Ready to never go back on a ship again. And I have a really cool axe now. So that should be useful at some point.
The set-up would’ve been even better if you said Tom Cruz.
Because we fall off a cruise.
No?
I’ll show myself out…
Do… do you not know the movie Cast Away with Tom Hanks?
i forgot about that lol
1
The weather wand. Interesting.
I’ll use it to create rain for water so that supply is good. Use winds and storms to gather fish as needed. Then construct a raft and use the wand’s winds to get home. Then give those kids a winter without snow days for getting me stranded
The kitten got a name! Yay
(Kitten was good too though)
3
After I get on the island I find a crate of the Justice Battalion’s Food Capsules. I get the top of the crate off and in my rush to eat after swimming to shore the top of the crate goes into the water and floats away. I explore the island for a few days trying to find anything using for getting home and find a few strange things like coconuts that look like someone tried to use to make a radio. And some busted pieces of wood that say s.s. minnow.
Suddenly, Aquaman shows up! He says he saw the crate top I lost floating in the water. When he realized what direction it came frome he figured he better come check this island. He said ever since a tour group got stranded here years ago he keeps a close eye on the place since they had been here for so long before he found out and got them home.
Aquaman helped me get home and I decide its probably best not to go on any more boats for awhile.
6
Wild Card! Too easy. Set me up with a Justice League teleporter, and I’m outta there.
We’re gonna get some good responses from Alec.Holland!!!
(i don’t want to ping him, it was intentional!)
Ah, time to listen to one of my favorite vacation tunes…
Well… At least I don’t have to use the bathroom anymore… Sorry Aquaman.
Wilson!
I think now I’ll hum a tune for those pesky kids…
Well Kelex, buddy, old pal… What item will it be this week?
@Kelex roll 1d6
6
Oh, nice Kelex! Another wildcard! Two weeks in a row. Yes!
After possibly being in the sun for too long, and perhaps seeing things, ajm08g casts out some coconuts into the sea… Then…
“A whole year?! Oh no ajm08g that just won’t do!” Says “Lois.”
Oh don’t worry Lois. It will all be…
ajm08g’s sentence carries off when out in the distance the ocean begins to stir…
Great Scott! Could it be…?
Then diving up from the ocean… The Bat-Sub appears!
Lois we’re saved!
ajm08g then looks around and does not see Lois anywhere to be found
Oh… I guess I was out in the sun for too long and was just imagining things.
The hatch for the Bat-Sub then opens and ajm08g climbs in.
Well time to get going… Say there is a radio on the Bat-Sub.
I wonder what station it’s set on?
Hitting a few keys on the display board… Music begins to play…
Huh… Well what do you know? Batman is a fan of Banjo Core after all.
All right now… To send a message to the ship that I’m okay…
And that I will just head home instead.
Enter Batman
Oh good my sub found you ajm08g.
Woah! Batman. Yes, it did. Any chance you can program it to send me home?
No problem.
That’s what you think!
Did you say something ajm08g?
No I did not. Nobody here but me.
ajm08g nervously laughs seeing “Lois” wave from the shore…
Just getting comfy in the captain’s chair now.
Okay. Sit tight, and you’ll be home in no time.
Enjoy the ride and wave to Aquaman for me.
Absolutely.
The Bat-Sub then begins sinking and whooshes away into the sea.
Then, off in the distance a shadowy figure emerges once more…
Whoops. Got a little carried away there. I’ll get those two next time for sure!
To be continued...