My name is Tag Harris, and I am the fastest man alive!
What is his costume? Track suit with Crows log from Smallville sports?
faster than a speeding train
Must be standard government issue. They’re not too concerned w/ aesthetics
oops. a minute behind
I am surprised the train still is running on the tracks.
and what about the people on it, wasnt that quite a jostle moving so fast?
I just said "kids with powers never works out’ my wife replied, “it did for Spider-man”
No doubt, but I’m sure they’re all safe. Clark would’ve heard if anyone got seriously hurt
it was a freight train I believe
“I hate the internet.” Spoken like a true old-school journalist, Lois
Think if Clark was on internet when younger. There would be no Superman today
proper authorities are paid by edge I am sure
He would certainly have the money for it
Oof, they’re really trying to make us feel Jordan’s pain, and it’s working
yes watch your language. Superman never cusses
No goshdarn cursing in the Kent house!
what if we don’t want to go back to work lol
I am wondering if Edge is a substitute for Lex Luthor. He has all the same qualities and a full head ofhair
“I’d like to promote you, Lana, all while I keep looking at your husband”