My name is Tag Harris, and I am the fastest man alive!
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What is his costume? Track suit with Crows log from Smallville sports?
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faster than a speeding train
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Must be standard government issue. They’re not too concerned w/ aesthetics
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wow
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oops. a minute behind
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I am surprised the train still is running on the tracks.
and what about the people on it, wasnt that quite a jostle moving so fast?
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I just said "kids with powers never works out’ my wife replied, “it did for Spider-man”
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No doubt, but I’m sure they’re all safe. Clark would’ve heard if anyone got seriously hurt
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it was a freight train I believe
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“I hate the internet.” Spoken like a true old-school journalist, Lois
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Think if Clark was on internet when younger. There would be no Superman today
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proper authorities are paid by edge I am sure
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He would certainly have the money for it 
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Oof, they’re really trying to make us feel Jordan’s pain, and it’s working
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yes watch your language. Superman never cusses
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No goshdarn cursing in the Kent house!
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what if we don’t want to go back to work lol
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I am wondering if Edge is a substitute for Lex Luthor. He has all the same qualities and a full head ofhair
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“I’d like to promote you, Lana, all while I keep looking at your husband”
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