He’s pretty bad Bwana, pretty bad. Take The New Age of Heroes of instance. That was a such a lazy and uninspired attempt at a much needed strategy for new & fresh characters and stories. I can imagine what that pitch meeting was like…
DC Writers/Artists: “We need new blood out there, Danny. We can’t always rely on the ‘Trinity well.’ We need to go new and go new hard! Whaddya think?”
Dan DiDio: “Absolutely, great idea! We can kill off Dick Grayson & Wally West to make room! Heh heh heh. Aw, come on guys I’m just F’n with ya!”
DC Writers/Artists: Stink eyed silence
Dan DiDio: “Ok, ok, ok all BS aside, I’ve been mulling over a few new character ideas myself lately.”
DC Writers/Artists: “cough wow, really, Dan? Ahem, I mean WOW, REALLY?! That’s great, whadd’ya got?”
Dan DiDio: “Ok guys, heres a quick breakdown. Ok picture it, orphaned teenage boy whose a genius and science geek accidentally acquires the ability to open dimensional passageways allowing himself to quickly warp all over the place. At first this is burden to him, but soon he accepts that this a powerful gift that he must use responsibly to help mankind. Anyway, when he’s not out saving the day, our hero, struggles with the everyday problems any teenage boy would face: school, friends, girrrls (heh heh heh). His whole life will be turned all upside down and sideways… HEY! That’s it! I’ll call him “Sideways!” Yeah I’ll really dive into detail on Sideways’ issues, really allowing the reader to connect and relate to him on deeper levels.”
DC Writers/Artisits: “Um, Dan, uh yeah, that’s just Spider-Man with a shitty power.”
Dan DiDio “Yeah, SPIDER-MAN, right! He’s awesome , just like Sideways! HUZAH!”
DC Writers/Artists: “But Dan, thats just blatantly ripping off our Marvels, ya know, our main competitor’s most popular character!”
Dan DiDio" Yeah, Marvel, I hate those guys, they suck. You all go cherry pick their roster and we’ll redo 'em the right way… The DC way… The DiDio way (muhahaha). Ya know, like with future Hollywood Blockbuster, Sideways! HUZAH!"
DC Writers/Artists: “Oh my holy CENSORED. Is he CENSORED serious?! What th’ CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED!!”