You’re the driver in this panel. What do you say to live?
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Something funny
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“No need to put the brakes on.”
I assume spells are off-limits? 
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Handy in your case, but we can’t all be magi.
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I remember the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
The Joker’s demonstrated an appreciation for Marx Brothers references, so that seems like a strong choice.
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.
I would die there. I had to look that one up.
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Then an actual joke for the Joker, I suppose. 
Did you know that a shoal piranha can devour a man down to the bone in less than 5 minutes?
Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
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Oof, fatal mistake, Zee. NEVER try to upstage The Joker.
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“Something fun.”
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That was my first thought, but I feel like he’d shoot me just on principle if I said that.
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Agreed, Jamags. Nobody likes a smartass.
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I don’t know, man, I’m a smartass and, gosh darn it, people like me.
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Did you want to shoot me now or wait till we get home?
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Honestly, this is the one to top, AntLeon.
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I am a performer, @HubCityQuestion, upstaging the competition is what I do!
Besides, I would imagine that The Joker would decide I’d need to die by piranha in a twist of irony, giving me more time to be saved.
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Oh, man, I just saw this. I’m stealing this joke!
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Anything from Bugs Bunny and Co are my goto
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Before I die, can I please get a selfie?
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