Rough Drafts: Superhero Names

J’onn J’onzz… The Human Green Screen!

Arthur Curry… Fish Guy!

Clark Kent… Blue Tights Alien Man!

Before they were legends, they… had very awkward titles. What names were ditched by our greatest heroes in the draft stage?


Barry Allen…The Runs lol

Selina kyle… Kitty titties

Pamela Lillian Isley…is that poison ivy or…The Hot Chick= T.H.C


The Creeper: Lemon-Yellow Wacky Man

The Riddler: The Puzzler/Captain Kill

Mr. Freeze: Vanilla Ice

Captain Boomerang: Man at Work

Brainiac: Computery Guy


“Dad’s estate left me wealthy. I am ready. But first I must have a disguise. Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible… a… a-”

As if in answer, a brick smashes through the closed window!

“A brick! That’s it! It’s an omen… I shall become a Bri- Hm. Actually, that’s stupid. Let’s try this again. Dad’s estate left me wealthy. I am ready…”

And thus was was almost born this really weird figure of the masonry… this avenger of evil, “The BRICKMAN!”

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Dinah Lance…the Loud Puncher!

Oliver Queen…Pointy Boy!

Hal Jordan…the Ring Flinger!

Edward Nigma…What Man!

Vic Sage is no more. Call me… NO-FACE!


Kate Kane…Batma’am!



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Actually Shadowside’s not that bad. It could be worse, like Rocky Glowy Eye Man or something.

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Jason Todd: Murdery Bang Stab.
Roy Harper: “Not Green” Arrow
Robins: Twitter
Shazam: Captain Sparkle-fingers.


Swamp Thing when He was just a lad was know as Moss Boy

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The Creeper: Yellow Skinned Wacky Man (his own words y’know)

Parasite: The Sucker

Elasti Girl: Goopy Gal

Silver Banshee: Shrieking B****

Beardhunter: Goofy Ernie

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Green Lantern: Lightbulb finger

Wonder Woman: Bathing Suit Woman

Nightwing: Disco Ninja


Disco Ninja is a better name, you’re doing this wrong!

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Fair point, biff.

How about Lex Luthor: Mister Male-Pattern Baldness!


Rainbow Raider: … Rainbow Raider.


Black Manta: Bug-Eyed Pirate

Aquaman and Aqualad: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Hawkgirl: Feathers Flyer

Rainbow Raider: Rainbow Dash

Killer Frost: Frosty the Snow B**ch

Captain Cold: Snow Patrol

Ras al Ghul: The Taken Guy

Bane: Darth Connery

Deadshot: The Fresh Prince of Belle Reve

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