J’onn J’onzz… The Human Green Screen!
Arthur Curry… Fish Guy!
Clark Kent… Blue Tights Alien Man!
Before they were legends, they… had very awkward titles. What names were ditched by our greatest heroes in the draft stage?
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Barry Allen…The Runs lol
Selina kyle… Kitty titties
Pamela Lillian Isley…is that poison ivy or…The Hot Chick= T.H.C
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The Creeper: Lemon-Yellow Wacky Man
The Riddler: The Puzzler/Captain Kill
Mr. Freeze: Vanilla Ice
Captain Boomerang: Man at Work
Brainiac: Computery Guy
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“Dad’s estate left me wealthy. I am ready. But first I must have a disguise. Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible… a… a-”
As if in answer, a brick smashes through the closed window!
“A brick! That’s it! It’s an omen… I shall become a Bri- Hm. Actually, that’s stupid. Let’s try this again. Dad’s estate left me wealthy. I am ready…”
And thus was was almost born this really weird figure of the masonry… this avenger of evil, “The BRICKMAN!”
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Dinah Lance…the Loud Puncher!
Oliver Queen…Pointy Boy!
Hal Jordan…the Ring Flinger!
Edward Nigma…What Man!
Vic Sage is no more. Call me… NO-FACE!
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Kate Kane…Batma’am!
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Actually Shadowside’s not that bad. It could be worse, like Rocky Glowy Eye Man or something.
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Jason Todd: Murdery Bang Stab.
Roy Harper: “Not Green” Arrow
Robins: Twitter
Shazam: Captain Sparkle-fingers.
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Swamp Thing when He was just a lad was know as Moss Boy
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The Creeper: Yellow Skinned Wacky Man (his own words y’know)
Parasite: The Sucker
Elasti Girl: Goopy Gal
Silver Banshee: Shrieking B****
Beardhunter: Goofy Ernie
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Green Lantern: Lightbulb finger
Wonder Woman: Bathing Suit Woman
Nightwing: Disco Ninja
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Disco Ninja is a better name, you’re doing this wrong!
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Fair point, biff.
How about Lex Luthor: Mister Male-Pattern Baldness!
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Rainbow Raider: … Rainbow Raider.
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Black Manta: Bug-Eyed Pirate
Aquaman and Aqualad: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Hawkgirl: Feathers Flyer
Rainbow Raider: Rainbow Dash
Killer Frost: Frosty the Snow B**ch
Captain Cold: Snow Patrol
Ras al Ghul: The Taken Guy
Bane: Darth Connery
Deadshot: The Fresh Prince of Belle Reve
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