And that’s a point for the ductile detective, yea!
Mass trickery
I look so happy
Joyous. Though you also look like you don’t know what to do with your left hand.
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler.
My bats.
a vampire with glue on it
Parasite?
Stapler is the answer. Some of these guesses just keep getting better
Whoever makes it, tells it not
Whoever takes it, knows it not and
Whoever knows it, wants it not
What am I?
A batsecret.
Close, but no cigar
I do not smoke.
Poison?
a curse?
Great guesses, but no!
My only other guess would be something adjacent to artificial flavoring/knockoff brands? I’m not very good at riddles.
an apple, because I am out of guesses and why not.
You almost have it!