Riddle Me This - Quid Pro Quo

Do you want to ask me one, or would you guys like another?

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A lie, like a boy crying wolf.

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Too late, mate! The ball is in LadyWonder’s court now.

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I would like another. But I would also like to know if LadyWonder can stomp you.

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Stump*

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Hey it’s a first time I got it right without cheating! :grinning:

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Please sir, can I have some more?

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Ok. I’ve an easy one that I heard when I was in like middle school… Lol

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Hit me!!

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A man walked into a bar and asked for a cup of water. The bartender pulled out a gun and pointed at him instead. The man thanked him and walked out.

Why did the man thank him?

(and what did we know about bars in middle school… :joy:)

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The gun scared him and cured his hiccups? If I am right, that is a very old one.

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It was a squirt gun!!!

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LadyWonder??

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Yep!

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He had the hiccups. :smile:

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Nice try! Do you guys want one more before I go back to the Asylum?

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I want another riddle please. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Sure thing! Riddle #2

I’m the cause of all that is sinister, All men want me, most men have me.
I have many brothers and sisters, Together we form a greater whole.
Though we all look alike, No two of us are the same.
In the beginning, I was worthless, And so I shall be again.
I am not supposed to be given away, Yet is often am.
What am I?

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Give us another one.

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money

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