Do you want to ask me one, or would you guys like another?
A lie, like a boy crying wolf.
Too late, mate! The ball is in LadyWonder’s court now.
I would like another. But I would also like to know if LadyWonder can stomp you.
Hey it’s a first time I got it right without cheating!
Please sir, can I have some more?
Ok. I’ve an easy one that I heard when I was in like middle school… Lol
A man walked into a bar and asked for a cup of water. The bartender pulled out a gun and pointed at him instead. The man thanked him and walked out.
Why did the man thank him?
(and what did we know about bars in middle school… )
The gun scared him and cured his hiccups? If I am right, that is a very old one.
It was a squirt gun!!!
He had the hiccups.
Nice try! Do you guys want one more before I go back to the Asylum?
I want another riddle please.
Sure thing! Riddle #2
I’m the cause of all that is sinister, All men want me, most men have me.
I have many brothers and sisters, Together we form a greater whole.
Though we all look alike, No two of us are the same.
In the beginning, I was worthless, And so I shall be again.
I am not supposed to be given away, Yet is often am.
What am I?
Give us another one.