Puns that DC Characters Would Make

“I’ve been dying to kick your ass!”

Come to me my prey.

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“I know it must be hawking [like shocking] to see me in person, but please stop hawking [like gawking] at me.”

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That lion is the lionmain target.

Be gentle with that manly ghost.

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“I got 99 problems, but death ain’t 1!”

I haven’t done this in 2 days!!! Oh crap!

“Maybe you should’ve been named ‘Kee-eeeee-arr-a Hol’, instead!” (According to this, that’s the sound hawks make.)

“Is it just me or is it really hawk in here?”

Sorry I’ve been thinking of pun-worthy characters, and I’ve come to the consensus that I’d end up in Arkham if I didn’t do a Stargirl week for @MatthewHecht.

So here we are

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To any mob boss:

“Do you really want all this staff? No I’m not talking about your employees”

Time to lighten the atmosphere.

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Starry day attack.

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“If we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do it b-right!”

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I will give my enemies a staff infection.

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Sorry to startle you.

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Head up. I mean down.

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“Keep talking and I’m gonna break your court-knee!”

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The ball is in my court.

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To Pat, when he asks what she learned in school today:

“We learned abount shines, co-shines, and tangents!”

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Forgot to do this today:

“I’m a superstar!”

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It only shoots stars now.

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Starworks go starkle starkle.
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