Puns that DC Characters Would Make

wouldn’t this be aquaman?

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“Look, Batman. Lemme give you some adv-ICE! Stop giving your kids the COLD shoulder!”

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Mush is a sleddog term, and sleddogs work in the ice.

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I said that because you said “cod” instead of “cold”

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No, cods love the waters around Iceland, thus The Cod Wars.

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“You don’t SNOW what you’re dealing with!”

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You’re tearing me apart Isa.

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While being taken to jail, to the cops:

“If we’re stopping at Wendy’s, can you get me a Frosty?

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To his henchmen:

“When you see Batman, don’t freeze!”

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“Wow Batman! Lighten up a bit! You’re personality is just so frigid!”

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No I am not you cod.

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You mean the guy who always hides behind Hawkman.

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“You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends’ nose!”

That’s a joke from a comedian, but pick like an ice pick! Get it? Comedy!

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Next week’s sponsor will be Hawkman!

I hope you’re happy @MatthewHecht! I changed it up for you!

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Oh it’s Hawkman week now…

Yay…

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“Look Shayera, sometimes we just have to wing it when in battle!”

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Birds of a feather spill evil’s blood together.

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To a victim of Vandal Savage:

“Don’t you worry about a wing! Help is here!”

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