lmfao! that’s so true!
“Go F*ck another fish Aquaman!”
Even though that’s what Peacemaker says, Harley would definitely say it aswell
“Something’s fishy around here. [morphs into a fish] Oh god I can’t breathe!”
In honor of Earth Day:
“Remember to keep the Earth green!”
My boisterous nature is beastly.
The sponsor this week is…
Booster Gold!
“Stay gold, Ponyboy! Was that too far?”
Fun fact: if you look up “mallardicious”, the post in replying to shows up!
“You crooks are about to get a taste of the Gold Rush!”
What can I say, technology loves me.
to literally any of his villains
“You may come in second, but I’ll always get the gold!”
To skeets, if he doesn’t respond:
“What are you doing up there?! Digging for gold?”
Skeets, I need a boost.
BG - You can call me Midas because I’m gold!
Skeets - Sir, Midas wasn’t gold. Only stuff he touched.
BG - And I touch my heart every day with my heroics. Therefore I’m gold, SKEETS!
Skeets - Sorry sir.
If Bruce goes through a tough break-up:
“She was just a golddigger anyways!”
“My favorite cereal is Golden Grahams”
The sponsor for this week is…
MR. FREEZE!!!
Please don’t make puns that were already made in movies and comics.
“There’s no escaping, Batman! You’re trapped in my indestructible security dev-ICE!”
That is giving us the cod shoulder
[While throwing mush at me]
Mush!