Puns that DC Characters Would Make

lmfao! that’s so true!

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“Go F*ck another fish Aquaman!”
Even though that’s what Peacemaker says, Harley would definitely say it aswell

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“Something’s fishy around here. [morphs into a fish] Oh god I can’t breathe!”

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In honor of Earth Day:

“Remember to keep the Earth green!”

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My boisterous nature is beastly.

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The sponsor this week is…

Booster Gold!

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“Stay gold, Ponyboy! Was that too far?”

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Fun fact: if you look up “mallardicious”, the post in replying to shows up!

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“You crooks are about to get a taste of the Gold Rush!”

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What can I say, technology loves me.

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to literally any of his villains

“You may come in second, but I’ll always get the gold!”

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To skeets, if he doesn’t respond:

“What are you doing up there?! Digging for gold?”

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Skeets, I need a boost.

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BG - You can call me Midas because I’m gold!

Skeets - Sir, Midas wasn’t gold. Only stuff he touched.

BG - And I touch my heart every day with my heroics. Therefore I’m gold, SKEETS!

Skeets - Sorry sir.

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If Bruce goes through a tough break-up:

“She was just a golddigger anyways!”

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“My favorite cereal is Golden Grahams”

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The sponsor for this week is…

MR. FREEZE!!!

Please don’t make puns that were already made in movies and comics.

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“There’s no escaping, Batman! You’re trapped in my indestructible security dev-ICE!”

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That is giving us the cod shoulder

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[While throwing mush at me]

Mush!

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