Oh my God I love this. 
He may be applying to Bow Hunter Security. Always On Point.
Well, one patient would get a laugh out of it
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If Batman was a tree…he’d be Spruce Wayne
If he were a tree then i guess the robins would have a place to nest. But he might try to bark at us to leaf him alone. Though it will still leave the root of the problem. Though then he might grow a bit more than he already has. Or maybe then we could see some more branching story lines. As Forest of us we should definitely take note of your good job 
I truly am green with ivy of your skills.
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Did you hear about the lightbulb party? Yeah it was pretty lit.
Okay, I have to admit, I love your username and profile picture
Did you catch triplicate girl before she had to split?
Why was Aquaman bad at school?
Because his grades were below sea level.
A crow walked into a bar and Jason Todd fell down.
Comet the super horse walked into a bar. The bartender asks him why the long face?
Steel yourself for this one as I don’t want to Lois anyone. Pa Kent the car in Metropolis can be Perry difficult. Just make sure you remember your keys so you don’t have to Jimmy any locks.
What’s Jason Todd’s least favorite restaurant?
Red Robin
What do you call batman after a hard night out on patrol? A Bruised Wayne
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