I need to find a gif that’s a combination of “hiding” and “waves lighter at concert” 
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Wait is that 1984? 
I take back the concert bit.
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Well, that’d make for an awkward partnership, especially when food critics stop in.
Critic: “Who’s the “C” in C and V?”
Me: shrugs
Critic: "Ooookay. Who’s the “V”, then?
You: “I don’t know, probably some dork. Are you going to have a Donut Burrito or not, Mr. Food Critic?”
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That was a hard one. I adore Christie’s writing, but had to go with Holmes.
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I would not say the dork part!
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I understand. It’s a tough choice for me, too.
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To mooch is to be happy.
You are The Smart.
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Big Brother is watching.
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What if, upon receiving my billion dollars, I immediately sign it over to THE, under the trusted assumption that we will split the money equally.
Then I can go see my family/friends. 
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that is the scariest thing ive ever seen on here
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THE is a friend. So, not going to happen. 
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I thought Hero status was not…or at least it wasn’t in the past
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Autocorrect is simply evil.
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I’ll give it to Applejack! I barely know her!
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You can give to her, sure, but you won’t ever have access to it, if you want to see your family and friends.
It’s really kind of easy.
Money = no friends and family
No money = friends and family
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TheQuestion:
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Yeah, I know.
Dork isn’t really sufficient. How about…“dateless wonder”! Yes, that’ll put a unique spin on our biz. I’ll put my picture in an ad and the copy’ll read “Feel better about yourself and buy a Quesadilla Donut from this weiner!”.
I can smell the kitchen now. All of those Donut Bowls being baked and the joint smelling badass as a result.
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Yes…but loopholes
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