I almost went with, “I bought the bank” for humor alone, but went with, “I’m Batman” because it’s iconic and because of the versatility. I mean, even Dean Winchester used it in “Supernatural!”
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What can I say? I’m famous.
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Best Superhero Ever
- Batman!
- Batmaan!
- Batmaaan!
- Batmaaaan!
- Batmaaaaan!
- This Poll is Perfectly Fair, and I’m Happy to be a Part of it
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Why would somebody’s secret identity be his actual name?
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fair enough
but you still misspelled
you meant to say ‘Red Robin/ Robin #3’
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Red Robin is Robin #4. Tim first appeared in 1989 in contrast to 1940, 1983, and 1986.
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nah
i choose not to accept that
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SUUUUUPES!
No objections, Bats. He’s your best friend. Be supportive.
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I do support him. Here I am helping him deal with a nose bleed.
Here I am turning his greatest weakness into his greatest strength
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Always knew you were a softie on the inside despite the stern exterior 
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Ain’t nothing, ain’t nothing, ain’t nothing
Put your heart and your soul in it
Ain’t nothing, ain’t nothing, ain’t nothing
Now put your heart and your soul in it
BG BG BG! 
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“I bought the bank.” is such a ‘Bruce Wayne’ line. It sums up his character so well.
He could have bought the house himself. Or he could have given Martha enough money to buy her house back. Instead, he just bought the bank to give one woman her house back. It’s just a perfect line.
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I have always been a softie. I spend most of my free time playing dress up with children.
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Objectively? Spider-Man
In my heart? Daredevil
The answer that will get my head lopped off for treason?
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i shudder when i think of that
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Endless #poll
Which of The Endless would you replace?
- Destiny
- Death
- Dream
- Destruction
- Despair
- Desire
- Delirium
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She had her own song from the Batman show.
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