It’s time again for everyone’s favorite game, made all the better with the addition of polls. If you don’t know how to play, I’m going to suggest two scenarios below, involving some of DC’s most villainous residents, and you must pick which scenario you’d prefer to undergo.
Would you rather:
Write a three-page scathing review of Joker’s most recent material for a Gotham newspaper that doesn’t care to protect your identity?
Personally deliver the news to Darkseid that his most recent invasion failed due to the intervention of a rag-tag team of adolescent heroes from Earth?
I went with the Joker option. With Darkseid, that’s a guaranteed death since you’re right there in front of him, but after writing the Joker review you could just move far, far away someplace he’ll never get to you.
Darkseid easily. Sure it’s a guaranteed death, but we’ve seen Joker track down and torture people, sometimes over the course of years and even when they try to run away. At least w/ Darkseid, he’ll end things quickly
There is a slight chance Darkseid won’t blame me. There is no way Joker won’t try to kill me (and likely make an example of me). They both enjoy inflicting long painful deaths but Darkseid may just Omega me if he is busy or it is not really my fault. I chose Darkseid.
Joker might kill you, he might give you 1 million dollars, he might murder your family in front of you, or he ight hire you. There is literally no way to know. Darkseid on the other hand, will either kill you or be chill and just stare out the window. So i must concur. Darkseid is the safe bet.
You people give up on life too easily. Joker’s just a regular scrawny guy. With the right toolset, you’ll be able to take care of him really easily, and then go on enjoying life…
That is true, Joker’s just a human being. With the right set of skills, even people without powers can take him down.
That said, he’s a villain who really has no limits on what he’ll do to people who get on his bad side. Anything from torture, to poisonings, to just targeting those close to you are all very possible.
I’d go for writing the editorial. In it, I’d give my address. Only it would be a fake. That address would be an empty room with the door booby-trapped to hit anyone who opens it in the face with a pie.
I don’t even care if he’d track me down later, it would be worth it.
I’d be happy to see Penguin in a DC Villain edition of his own, Joker already had his turn alots of time, now it’s time to give other villains a chance!
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With the right set of skills, even people without powers can take him down.
But I’m 100% in support of insulting Darkseid, as well.
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