Would you rather:
- Dropkick Lobo’s Dawg into next week and….
- Break The Red Hood’s ‘No Children’ rule and get hunted down by the deranged vigilante.
Would you rather:
i have to kick a dog or destroy a child???
…who’s the child?
Let’s assume they’re the sweetest and most innocent child in history, one currently offering a free box of girlscout cookies.
No easy outs, I’m afraid!
I can’t choose!
Dang, Zatanna got merciless for this one…
I guess if I absolutely MUST pick, it’ll have to be the Lobo option. His dog can probably survive a kick, whereas the Red Hood option means you have to murder a child. But then again, there’s that ominous ellipsis at the end of the Lobo option. “And” what??
This hurts so much, but I’m going to have to say Lobo’s “Dawg.” Thank you @Aylex for giving a logical reason. I also am concerned about the “ominous ellipsis.”
If Red Hood is after me, than I hafta kill 'i, which would anger Supesy, instead of annoying him.
If Lobo is after me, and I kill 'im, Clark’ll never know. Plus, that means more time for me.
Also, Lobo is annoying. “Main Man this, fraggin bastitch that”. He took all the fun outta the Anti-Superman Gang (worst name ever. Thanks Luthor.)
So, yeah, he deserves a kick in the dog. Kltpzyxm!
Kick a Dog or obliterate a Child.
I’d dog could recover from a kick but I don’t think child can recover from obliteration.
I’m very impressed that this community is more concerned with the crime they’d have to commit, rather than the rage you’d face from Lobo or The Red Hood.
We’re all upstandin’ folk here. I think part of it is that facing a punishment is easier than committing an offense. At least, it is for moral people.
Well either way your kind of dead so it all about how you want to be remembered. As the person who kicked a dog or obliterated a kid.
Yeah I’m in the same boat. Lobo would be a nightmare but the idea of harming a child is way less scary to me. I’d take a beat down over harming a kid any day.
Yeah, I’d have to go with kicking a dog. I love dogs, but I’d join RH in hunting someone who would harm a child.
I mean, it’s his dog, not his dolphins…I think I may be okay there.
That dog is mean. That kid isn’t. I’m dead either way.
“Take that Dawg!”
I think people actually chose the red hood one, wowzers
You kidding? Foot would shatter like glass if I tried to give Dawg a kick.
If I plan a careful ambush for when Jason catches up to me, and make sure that the child is Damian, I can kill two birds with one stone and drastically improve the quality of the Bat-Books in a single move. It’s a worthy sacrifice.
Nah, then you just get Batman mourning and going crazy for another 10 issues of several different series.