POLL: Would You Rather? DC Anti-Hero/Anti-Villain Edition!

ZatannaAndHerSpells · January 28, 2020, 2:56pm

Would you rather:

Dropkick Lobo’s Dawg into next week and….
Break The Red Hood’s ‘No Children’ rule and get hunted down by the deranged vigilante.

0 voters

biff_pow · January 28, 2020, 3:22pm

i have to kick a dog or destroy a child???

…who’s the child?

ZatannaAndHerSpells · January 28, 2020, 3:23pm

Let’s assume they’re the sweetest and most innocent child in history, one currently offering a free box of girlscout cookies.

No easy outs, I’m afraid!

Behemoth · January 28, 2020, 3:50pm

I can’t choose!

Aylex · January 28, 2020, 3:52pm

Dang, Zatanna got merciless for this one…

I guess if I absolutely MUST pick, it’ll have to be the Lobo option. His dog can probably survive a kick, whereas the Red Hood option means you have to murder a child. But then again, there’s that ominous ellipsis at the end of the Lobo option. “And” what??

NovellPaladin · January 28, 2020, 4:22pm

This hurts so much, but I’m going to have to say Lobo’s “Dawg.” Thank you @Aylex for giving a logical reason. I also am concerned about the “ominous ellipsis.”

anon52107441 · January 28, 2020, 4:26pm

If Red Hood is after me, than I hafta kill 'i, which would anger Supesy, instead of annoying him.
If Lobo is after me, and I kill 'im, Clark’ll never know. Plus, that means more time for me.
Also, Lobo is annoying. “Main Man this, fraggin bastitch that”. He took all the fun outta the Anti-Superman Gang (worst name ever. Thanks Luthor.)
So, yeah, he deserves a kick in the dog. Kltpzyxm!

NYJt3 · January 28, 2020, 4:38pm

Kick a Dog or obliterate a Child.
I’d dog could recover from a kick but I don’t think child can recover from obliteration.

ZatannaAndHerSpells · January 28, 2020, 4:47pm

I’m very impressed that this community is more concerned with the crime they’d have to commit, rather than the rage you’d face from Lobo or The Red Hood.

Aylex · January 28, 2020, 4:52pm

We’re all upstandin’ folk here. I think part of it is that facing a punishment is easier than committing an offense. At least, it is for moral people.

NYJt3 · January 28, 2020, 5:04pm

Well either way your kind of dead so it all about how you want to be remembered. As the person who kicked a dog or obliterated a kid.

capo-mage · January 28, 2020, 5:53pm

Yeah I’m in the same boat. Lobo would be a nightmare but the idea of harming a child is way less scary to me. I’d take a beat down over harming a kid any day.

Behemoth · January 28, 2020, 7:21pm

Yeah, I’d have to go with kicking a dog. I love dogs, but I’d join RH in hunting someone who would harm a child.

biff_pow · January 28, 2020, 8:09pm

ralphsix · January 28, 2020, 8:27pm

I mean, it’s his dog, not his dolphins…I think I may be okay there.

TheBatgirlofNML · January 28, 2020, 8:56pm

That dog is mean. That kid isn’t. I’m dead either way.

“Take that Dawg!”

Carbon · January 28, 2020, 9:40pm

I think people actually chose the red hood one, wowzers

mrsteamer96 · January 28, 2020, 9:44pm

You kidding? Foot would shatter like glass if I tried to give Dawg a kick.

BatJamags · January 28, 2020, 9:48pm

If I plan a careful ambush for when Jason catches up to me, and make sure that the child is Damian, I can kill two birds with one stone and drastically improve the quality of the Bat-Books in a single move. It’s a worthy sacrifice.

Behemoth · January 28, 2020, 11:01pm

Nah, then you just get Batman mourning and going crazy for another 10 issues of several different series.