It’s that spooky time of year that brings out the tricks and treats! We want to know which billionaire would have the best Halloween candy! Head over to our News section and cast your vote.
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Lex Luthor- all the candy looks delicious but was produced at CADMUS Labs (ole’ Lex is a skinflint who will do anything to save a buck).
Michael Holt- Truly a nice individual but sadly will never hear the doorbell ringing on Halloween night cuz’ he’s down in his basement laboratory busily trying to figure out the anti-life equation before Darkseid does so he can sabotage the math in order keep the ruler of Apokolips from getting his hands on it.
Bruce Wayne- I mean, c’mon- nobody’s home to answer the door (obviously Bruce and Damian aren’t around and this year Alfred has headed out to a reunion with his secret agent buddies from the old days so he’s not gonna’ be there to hand out the candy apples to the kiddos).
Ted Kord- upbeat jovial kinda’ guy who seems like he digs the holiday and would probably have Kit Kats AND Starbursts to hand out to the trick-or-treaters.
I have a strong feeling Luthor’s candy would be laced with mind-control drugs, or be super addictive and force everyone in America to buy it from him at insane prices, or mixed with Kryptonite just in case Superman was nearby.