Now that we’re in our second week, it’s time to part the veil on our middleweight category: those not-too-soft, not-too-hard eligible bachelors the Goldilockses amongst you will appreciate most. Let’s bring out the Hunks!
Tell us who you voted for this week in the comments below!
The responsible choice is John Stewart, but the colossally bad idea of being with John Constantine is just too enticing to pass up. That said, someone I love will kill me if I don’t say Jason. So, Jason.
As the Community’s unofficial lawyer who isn’t actually a lawyer, my professional advice is to vote for John Stewart. You’ll live longer. Like, a lot longer.
Unless you’re Katma Tui, but I’m like 60% certain that was a one-time thing.
John Stewart is the objectively responsible choice. The choice of responsible adults who know what they want out of life and who they are, the kind of people who get in bed by 9:00 and out of bed by 6:00. The people who have their life together.