Ambush Bug: …While I’ve been cleaning the Office Hours, to make things nice and clean each week, I’ve stumble across a unpublished story by Reaganfan78! His own version of Justice League! Ha!
Before we begin, I need to buy Bob’s big belly burger to go for our story adventure!
(20 minutes later…)
I’m back! You’re not gonna believe the price for a Justice League dinner! $130 for Superman Burger, Wonder Woman Spaghetti lasso, Aquaman cobb salad, Flash energy drink, Batman dark chocolate carmel cake, Cyborg beer, and Green Lantern Mint Tea! Oh and a Mother box with it!
Alright then, let’s start the story…OH WAIT! Almost forgot!
(Snap finger)
Aw That’s better, the adventure is in black and white! And here we go…
Justice League Uncut Version By Reaganfan78
By Reaganfan78
Batman: This is it guys, it’s time to face Darkseid and to stop him from destroying earth. Are you ready?
Aquaman: It suck that’s there’s no water around!
Wonder woman: Ready as I’ll ever will be.
Flash: Um guys, what’s that?
Green Lantern: Hey guys, my name is Green Lantern, and I would like to help you stop Darkseid.
Batman: Sorry, we don’t need your help.
Superman: Maybe next time you can help us.
Flash: But he’s willing to help.
Green Lantern: My ring shoot Green energy and I can do anything! I mean no offense you have Aquaman who’s a fish out of a water.
Aquaman: Hey! Well thanks, at least I can still fight.
Batman: I said no. Come guys, let’s go.
Green Lantern: They’ll be sorry for not accepting my help!
(3 years later…)
Parallax: 3 years ago I offer Justice League my help, then they turn me down flat! They’ll be sorry once They’ll face me as their new villian…Parallax!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The End…
Ambush Bug: What a shame, not letting Green Lantern to help the…the…Oh I’ve got a painful stomachache, need the bathroom!
(15 minutes later…)
My best advice, don’t eat and drink too much. Til next time.