I’ll start: Booster Gold, by Frank Miller
How? Booster Gold is black comedy and Miller is a master of both comedy and darkness.
At one point the reports said I would be played by Jennifer Laurence, and that sounds like awful casting.
Not going to lie, I want to see a Frank Miller Booster Gold series now.
To be clear, I was thinking about, like Current Frank Miller. A Booster Gold comic by Miller at the top of his game could be really cool.
A canonical Superman story written by Garth Ennis.
Look, I love Garth Ennis. He’s my favorite comic author. But for him to write a canonical series about someone who is inspiration, truthful, and always respectful just wouldn’t go well.
Justice Society by Marc Guggenheim
A standard cover price of $8.99 for a 22 page comic book.
A storyline where Tim and Bernard break up
What if they breakup a wishbone?
No. I don’t want any breaks to happen.
I chose to believe any project can be done well regardless of writer. Justice league international being written by Keith Griffin is my example of that.
But I say that Tom Taylor on Wonder-woman would be a problem. He seems to have a blindspot on characterization of this character that comes up whenever he writes anything with her involved.
Travel Foreman penciling me. That would be a nightmare.
Superman is the one character he writes well.
No.
A story where Catwoman is dating anyone else besides Batman.
I dare not speak my nightmares into existence lest they come true
James Gunn doing Me. Terrific
DC Super Hero Pets remake…in the style of the live-action Disney “reimaginings.”
Crisis On Infinite Earths…in the style of Seinfeld. Wait, did I say nightmare? I meant “fantastic amazing do it do it do it.”