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I think I’ll leave this first one for Eagley,
Next was a tough choice. One, because half of what I was looking at would be banned because of lyrics/language and I didn’t really want to go with another ballad so,
You know, because he is/was a wrestler. Anyway other considerations were Peacemaker by Texas Hippie Coalition, I’ll Never Let You Go by Steelheart (most hair/power ballads really) and anything by Steel Panther but don’t get the two bands confused, you’ll be in for a big surprise 
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I’m glad you remembered Eagley! 
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I mean, yes, I should be using hair metal, but …
The plot thus far …
Mostly because Police Truck would violate community standards. But also because it’s accurate, and the schizophrenic time signature changes fit John Cena’s dancing quite well. Seriously. Line it up like DSotM.
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AMERICA F#CK YEAH! - Team America World Police theme song
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I hadn’t thought of this at all, but now that you’ve brought it up I’m honestly shocked it took this long for someone to mention it. 
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