I want to clear this up…You guys are suggesting… that before he shows up to battle evil…Martian Man Hunter would open up hundreds of Oreo cookies and stick them all over his body, cream-side down… To protect him from fire… because a fire extinguisher or water bottle would be too distracting… TOO DISTRACTING?
Or J’onn could nicely ask the Guardians to remove his fire weakness. Don’t know if it’s still canon that the Guardians implanted that little genetic fault in Martians millions of years ago when they were still cave people to prevent them from conquering the universe. They were “burning martians” then, constantly on fire and with all of J’onn’s current powers. OP to the max!
Someone should write up a list of all the Guardian’s ancient tamperings, like is it still true that a small group of them came to Earth billions of years ago and eventually evolved into modern day leprechauns? Haha! That happened!
But @DeSade-acolyte, I’m down for a utility belt with bat inspired ice capsules in it in the meantime… and a pouch for chocos.