🎄Let’s Make Some DC Holiday Carols🎄

[ImpulseMaxMercury]

Not exactly a carol but still in the spirit;
‘‘Twas the night before Christmas

And all throughout the Waverider

Not a soul was stirring

Not even a Legion of Doom fighter.

The magical talismans were hung by Constantine with care

Lest magical creatures beware.

Sarah and Ava were all snuggled in bed

While dreams of Lotus flowers dancing through their heads.

And Mick with his beers and Ray in his lab

Had just started z’s to grab

When Gideon yelled out

“There is an anomaly to fix”

Everyone stumbled to the bridge

“I hope I can hit something “ said Mick

As he wrinkled his forehead ridges

At that moment a man all dressed in red

Appeared inside the ship

Nate immediately turned to steel

And punched him in the lip

It was when the invader reeled

Everyone gasped when they saw

The intruder of whom they were wary

Was dressed in red and fur trim

And looked a lot like Gary.

“Ouch that really hurt”

He then explained that Santa Claus

Had sent him to give gifts to the Legends

For although they break a lot of laws

They are still good.

As he left their sight he exclaimed

“Merry BeeboMas to all

And to all a good night.”

Ah so that was the anomaly to fix…

Merry Christmas to my Legendary Island Misfits!

[CynicalPink]

Jason, the second Robin,
had a very ginger head.
Though Morri’ said Bruce dyed it,
it wound up retcon’d instead. (Just like Parallax!)

Lots of the Batman fandom,
thought he started out okay.
But he had big shoes to fill,
ever since Dick went away. (And blame Crisis!)

Then one foggy '80s eve,
phones began to ring.
Would he live or would he die?
Some Cali lawyer would decide. (BatJamag’s papa?)

Now that he’s resurrected,
he shoots people in the knees! (Or the forehead!)
Jason the anti-hero,
you’ll go down in history!

[NYJt3]

These are awesome.
@ImpulseMaxMercury
It fine it’s not a carol but after reading that I would like to see the legends have Beebomas special

[NYJt3]

I’d thought I’d give this thread a bump up. See I anyone has more carols to put here in the
DCiest Time of the Yeeeeeaaaarrrr​

[NYJt3]

Whipped up a new one.
Enjoy the addition for the green

You’re a green one

You really a big deal

You’re as mossy as a boulder

You’re have a grassy feel

Mr. Thing, you’re a rad banana

(Mr. Thing), with the yellow green peel

You’re a wild one

You got termites in your smile

You have all the bioluminescence

Of a jellyfish isle (Mr. Thing)

You’re a good one

Friends, you have more than one

But the green has given you a very essential role!

You’re a monster

You still have your soul

You’re all Nature

You got flowers in your soul

You got flowers in your soul

All them smile, bullies

I turn to frowns

All them deforestations

I tear 'em down

You can ask John, I don’t play around

Ayo (eww)

Who is this swamp fellow

With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow? (eww)

What you so glad for?

Halloween come around and we are knockin’ at your door, mane

Mr. Thinh you’re a rad banana

You’ll bring the soil to every plant with your rad attitude

(Soil everybody)

Mr. Thing

La-la-la-la

Who is this swampy fellow

With his skin all green and his teeth all yellow?

(La-la-la-la)

What you so glad for?

Halloween come around and we are knockin’ at your door

Rad banana​

[KingOfTheWickerPeople]

I’ve got some fragments:

You better watch out, you better think twice
You better keep down, they’re asking you nice
The Court of Owls is watching this town.

Dinah baby,
Just slip that recurve under the tree,
For me,
It’s been a hard traveling year
Dinah baby,
So hurry to Star City tonight

You’re a mean one,
Mr. King.
You ruined my favorite Flash!

[NYJt3]

These are awesome™
Really like the Court of Owls one.

[NYJt3]

Puka shells, fishy smell
Atlantis that’s the way
Oh, what fun OUTRAGEOUS!
Is to say
Hey​

[KingOfTheWickerPeople]

Jason the revived Robin
Had a very shiny hood
And if you ever saw it
Means you’re probably now wormfood

[NYJt3]

Awesome™

[TheRealDetectiveChimp]

you know Damian, stephanie and Grayson
Tim Drake, and Karrie Kelly and Helena Wayne
But do you recall,
The most famous Robin of all

Jason the undead Robin.
Had a very redish hood
And if you ever saw it
You would probably be Robin food

All of the silly fanboys
Used to laugh and jeer
Your the worst Robin
HA HA HA HA you hear

Then one weird story
Talia came to say
"Come hear Jason you little creep
won’t you go in this pit so deep

Then all the fanboys loved him
as they shouted out with please,
Jason the Red Hood Robin
You’ll go down in History!

[NYJt3]

That’s great.

[neal.heatherly]

Did the JLI used to refer to Captain Marvel as Captain Whitebread? Because I feel like they did, but my mind might have invented that for the sake of the following:

I’m dreaming of Captain Whitebread
Looks like a Chuck I used to know
Sivana’s head glistens
And Freddy listens
To hear that magic word we know

I’m dreaming of Captain Whitebread
With every Magic glyph I write
May his magic lightning be bright
And may all his loaves of bread be white

[NYJt3]

Did not know that.
That’s great
Very awesome™ Carol

[NYJt3]

Bumping up this thread for the holiday season. Feel free to make Some Carols.

[TheWifeOfJasonTodd]

Okay, after going through this thread I got an idea. I’ve got a Google Doc open for writing it as of now, that’s how dedicated I am.

[NYJt3]

Nice​

[TheWifeOfJasonTodd]

Alright, I have written this out on a Google Doc and I believe it’s good enough to share (and it’s spoiler free!!!)

I present to y’all… the 12 Days of Christmas: the Mrs. Todd version.

(I sang this to my mom after it was posted and she absolutely loved it)

On the first day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
A stolen Batmobile tire

On the second day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

On the third day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Three bleeding Jokers
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

On the fourth day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Four former Robins
Three bleeding Jokers
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

On the fifth day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Five crime lord heads
Four former Robins
Three bleeding Jokers
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

On the sixth day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Six batarangs
Five crime lord heads
Four former Robins
Three bleeding Jokers
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

On the seventh day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Seven bloody crowbars
Six batarangs
Five crime lord heads
Four former Robins
Three bleeding Jokers
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

On the eighth day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Eight blazing pistols
Seven bloody crowbars
Six batarangs
Five crime lord heads
Four former Robins
Three bleeding Jokers
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

On the ninth day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Nine safe houses
Eight blazing pistols
Seven bloody crowbars
Six batarangs
Five crime lord heads
Four former Robins
Three bleeding Jokers
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

On the tenth day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Ten revenge plans
Nine safe houses
Eight blazing pistols
Seven bloody crowbars
Six batarangs
Five crime lord heads
Four former Robins
Three bleeding Jokers
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Eleven broken helmets
Ten revenge plans
Nine safe houses
Eight blazing pistols
Seven bloody crowbars
Six batarangs
Five crime lord heads
Four former Robins
Three bleeding Jokers
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Red Hood gave to me,
Twelve versions of Jason
Eleven broken helmets
Ten revenge plans
Nine safe houses
Eight blazing pistols
Seven bloody crowbars
Six batarangs
Five crime lord heads
Four former Robins
Three bleeding Jokers
Two death jokes
And a stolen Batmobile tire

“And yes, I did type out that entire thing”

passes out in Jason’s arms

[NYJt3]

Very awesome™.
Definitely going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the night