THIS WEEK: John and Zed hit the road to [PLOT SYNOPSIS HERE]! [REALLY GOOD JOKE HERE]! [COMPELLING INSIGHT HERE]. [ANOTHER GOOD JOKE]. So join us!
If this is your first Watch-Along, here’s how it works, squire: on Saturday, May 25th, queue up Constantine SEASON 1, EPISODE 3 on whatever device you use to watch DC Universe streaming content, and the moment your clock strikes the 10pm PST/1am EST hour, UNLEASH HECK by pressing play! Then watch it unfold with your fellow members and comment with us, live, here in this very thread!
If you have any questions, just ask! If you have any complaints, just call 1-800-BUTTERBALL! Everyone is welcome! So come! Watch! Chit! Chat! Be therrrrrrre!
Literally, I saw and was like, “That is cool.” I said it out loud and my unspecific relative (because I don’t want you guys to know that I live with my mom) asked, “What are you looking at?” I said, “Constantine.” Then I was subsequently insulted for my interest in DC and discussing it with people online.
My original idea was to use a graphic in which Constantine revealed his California Raisins palm tattoo, but decided it was a little too cerebral and avant-garde.
