Hey! What are you doing up at this UNGODLY (foreshadowing) hour? Looking for something to watch, and someone to talk about it with? Well, speak of the DEVIL ()! SUMMON () your friends, DARN () your socks, and mix your boiled egg yolks with mustard and sprinkle with PAPRIKA ()! We’re watchin’ CONSTANTINE!
If this is your first Watch-Along, here’s how it works: on Saturday, May 11th, queue up Constantine SEASON 1, EPISODE 1 on whatever device you use to watch DC Universe streaming content, and the moment your clock strikes the 10pm PST/1am EST hour, UNLEASH HECK by pressing play! Then watch it unfold with your fellow members and comment with us, live, here in this very thread!
If you have any questions, just ask! If you have any complaints, just tell your cat!
Everyone is welcome! So come! Watch! Chit! Chat! Be therrrrrrre!
@biff_pow Pasta, Pepsi, Pocky and Punch! Munch, munch, munch! Let the pounds grow while you see your increasing weight on the scale and say “Oh no!” Mwa-ha-ha!
shakes his head and clears his throat
What were we talking about? The filmography of John Cassavetes? Whether the “Can you hear me now?” guy made the right choice to jump ship to Sprint? Whether Uncle Joey or Uncle Jesse was the best uncle on Full House (Cut! It! Out! It’s Jesse of course)?
Oh yeah! The late night WAL. Dude, I’m totes there. Like fo’ sho…yo.
)! SUMMON (
) your friends, DARN (
) your socks, and mix your boiled egg yolks with mustard and sprinkle with PAPRIKA (
)! We’re watchin’ CONSTANTINE!