Justice League Incorrect Quotes

Ollie: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real b****.
Barry: What changed your mind?
Ollie: Oh, I still think you’re a b****. I’ve just grown to like that about you.

2 Likes

Ollie: Our comic got cancelled?

Hal: Times are tough, comics are getting cancelled all over.

Barry: Hal, you can be the backup in my comic.

Ollie: What about me?

Barry: Hal, you can be the backup in my comic.

Hal: Thanks Barry, you’re a great friend.

4 Likes

He was visiting me :see_no_evil::hear_no_evil::speak_no_evil:

5 Likes

ofc he was lol

5 Likes

Ted Kord, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

5 Likes

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Dinah: I choose to waive that right!
Dinah: screaming

5 Likes

Batman: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Ice: What?
Batman: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

4 Likes

Ted: You have to apologize to them Booster.
Booster: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

3 Likes

Booster: I truly go into housewife mode when I’m someone’s soulmate- like, I’ll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Ted: This is a lie.
Ted: I’m literally dating them. This is a lie.
Ted: THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

2 Likes

Booster: We both look very handsome tonight.
Ted: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, “So do you.”
Booster: I couldn’t take that chance.

3 Likes

Booster: I’m in love with you.
Ted: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Booster: I know.
Ted: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

2 Likes

Booster: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Ted: Aww-
Booster: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

2 Likes

Booster: Do you want to know your gay name?
Ted: My… my gay name?
Booster: Yeah, it’s your first name-
Ted: Haha. Very funny Booster-
Booster: gets down on one knee And my last name.
Ted: Oh- oh my god.

3 Likes

Booster: Bro-
Ted: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Ted: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you’re calling me bro??

3 Likes

Ted: Two brooooos!
Booster: Chillin’ in a hot tub!
Ted: Five feet apart 'cause we’re not gay!
Booster:
Ted:
Booster: tearing up
Ted: Babe, c’mon…
Booster: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Ted: Babe…

2 Likes

Ted: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Booster: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Ted: But you’re always acting stupid?
Booster:
Booster: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

4 Likes

Ted: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Booster: But I’m a kleptomaniac, so that doesn’t mean anything.

2 Likes

Booster: Ted, I screwed up, big time.
Ted: Booster, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

3 Likes

Wally West: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.
The Squad:
Wally West: No you’re not, Flash! We still love you, Flash!

3 Likes

Roy Harper, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Father.
Ollie Queen, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.

3 Likes