Hal: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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Hal: That’s greatly offensive to my people.
John: College dropouts?
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Kyle drunkenly wanders around the house and Guy is drunkenly giggling
Hal, completely sober: sighs Well, looks like it’s just me and you against the wold, John.
John, going to their room: Nope, just you. shuts door
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Guy: Dinosaurs aren’t extinct. I mean, John is walking in this room.
Kyle: wheeze
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Hal: Do you want a drink?
Guy: I could go for some appy slices right now.
Hal: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?
Guy: F***ING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER HAL!
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Jason: I was spying on Kory in her apartment
Dick reaches for bat-crowbar…
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Ollie: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Hal: Actually, Ollie, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
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Hal: Which way did Ollie go?
Roy: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I’d guess they went left.
Hal: You could really figure it out from that?
Roy: No, you idiot, Ollie sent me a text. See?
Roy and his Uncle Hal
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Ollie: My life isn’t as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.
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Ollie: F*** capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Ollie, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Ollie is a socialist until he plays Monopoly
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Ollie: Why don’t I like this person?
Hal: I don’t know. Maybe it’s because they keep stealing your thunder.
Ollie: Maybe it’s because their name is “Barry”. Don’t you find that utterly ridiculous?
Hal: No.
Ollie: That’s because your name is “Hal”.
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Dinah: I’m going to get myself some soup.
Ollie: Be careful not to burn yourself, it’s hot.
Dinah: Pfft, I won’t burn myself.
30 seconds later
Dinah, entering the room: I burned myself.
ITS ARROWFAM HOURS GANG
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Dinah, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Connor: Gray.
Ollie: Grey.
Dinah, turning to Hal: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Hal: Dark white.
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Hal: Ollie you won the billion dollar Powerball last week?
Ollie: yeah
Roy: What did you do with the money?
Dinah: He bought Bitcoin and lost it all in twenty minutes.
Hal: But I lent you twenty bucks to buy tickets.
Ollie: So did Barry, and Roy, and John, and Katar
Dinah: and Darkseid…
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What DC character would get roped in crypto? Discuss, because I simply refuse to believe Oliver Queen is a crypto bro
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Impulse
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I hate this but I cannot deny it
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Eel O’Brian thinks crypto is BS but that does not stop him from scamming his friends
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Ollie: All in all, a 100% successful trip.
Hal: But we lost Barry.
Ollie: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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oh lord I hate how accurate that is 
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