Justice League Incorrect Quotes

rating quotes I got from an incorrect quote generator

Superman: What’s something you guys are better than Batman at?
Wonder Woman: Mario Kart.
Flash: Yeah, video games.
Green Lantern: Emotional vulnerability.
10/10 perfect

Your prompt:
Superman: You’re a loose cannon, Batman.
Batman: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Wonder Woman: I think you play by your own rules.
Flash: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Superman: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Batman: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Green Lantern is a loose cannon.
Green Lantern: smashes a chair
9/10 I love it

Superman: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Batman: Self-esteem, haven’t seen you in years!
Wonder Woman: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Flash: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Green Lantern: My moral code, is that you?
Superman:
Superman: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
10/10 SPOT ON FOR EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER SOMEONE DRAW THIS

Superman: While I’m gone, Batman, you’re in charge.
Batman: Yes!!!
Superman, whispering: Wonder Woman, you’re secretly in charge.
Wonder Woman: Obviously.
8/10

Green Lantern: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Flash: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Green Lantern: Absolutely not.
8/10 but only if it’s Hal and Barry

Hal Jordan: Goodnight moon.
Hal Jordan: Goodnight tree.
Hal Jordan: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
1/10 accurate but Ouch That Hurted

Wally West: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
John Stewart, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Wally West:
Wally West: fsh

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Superman: Please, I’m begging you go to a doctor.
Batman: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Bruce: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Dick: You and me!!!
Bruce, tearing up: Okay.

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@Alec.Holland: In Brightest Days in Darkest Swamp,
No Evil can face a Croc,
Let those who worship those cricket sounds,
Beware my power, Swamp Thing Comes out! :st_swamp_thing:

@Green.Lantern: I’m really going to have to trademark that oath! :man_facepalming:

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This entire thread is a 10/10

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Superman (1966): In Colors
@Don-El: A peaceful day in Metropolis where people are going about their business, But what’s this?! What is Lex Luthor is planning next?!
Lex Luthor: HaHa, People of Metropolis, get your ring, your green ring.
@Bar-El: What are you planning next Lex?
Lex Luthor: It’s quite simple, once everybody start wearing the green Kryptonite ring, this city will make Superman and Supergirl sick of this city! HAHAHAHAHA!

@Don-El: How terrible! Meanwhile at the police headquarters.

Maggie Sawyer: I fear Luthor is up to no good, Turpin, get me the blue phone.
Turpin: Aye Sawyer.
Maggie Sawyer: I don’t know who the man is behind the cape, but we need him, we need him now.

(Blue Phone ring)
Clark: Yes Maggie?
Maggie Sawyer: Will you come to the police headquarters, it’s Lex Luthor.
Clark: We’re on our way.
(Hang up)
Clark: Come on Kara, to the Superpole!
Kara: Let’s do it!

@Don-El: And they’re off, as they’ve done many times before, the Super Crusaders are off to fight crime.
Will they stop Lex Luthor and his evil plan before its too late?!

Stay tuned…

Same Supertime
Same Superchannel!

:superman:

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Blue Beetle: Can I have some?
Booster Gold, mouth full of cheesecake: It’s really spicy, you wouldn’t like it.

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Wally West: Am I in trouble?
John Stewart: Take a guess.
Wally West: No?
John Stewart: Take another guess.

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Shayera: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
John Stewart: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Shayera: No!

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John Stewart: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Shayera: No, we are mad.
John Stewart: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Shayera: No, we’re not!
John Stewart: I am not a mind reader, Shayera!

John and Shayera my beloveds

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Hal Jordan: I never tell people off the bat that I’m bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic s*** and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m bi right?” and watch the look of terror on their face.
Simon Baz:
Simon Baz: I like you.

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Jessica Cruz, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.
Simon Baz, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

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Simon Baz: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn’t do it.
Hal Jordan: I know, that’s why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Simon Baz: Th-that’s not how that works-

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Hal Jordan: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Kyle Rayner: But I’m a vegan.
Hal Jordan: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness

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Great now I want a GLC sitcom

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Guy Gardener: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?
Jessica Cruz: Do not do that.
Guy Gardener: You won’t even notice!
Simon Baz, entering: Gardener, you wanted to see me again?
Guy Gardener: Jessica’s single
Jessica Cruz:

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Kyle Rayner: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Hal Jordan: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Simon Baz: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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This is a really fun thread! I’m going to have to put some thought into this. :slight_smile:

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Weirdly in a similar vein, this is in the New Yorker this week:

Confusing Batman cameos:

In addition to Batgirl, Michael Keaton also filmed a scene for the upcoming “Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom” that test audience found confusing, as it was unclear what Keaton’s Batman was doing in this universe. See image below for other possible Batman cameos in other productions:

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Clark: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Lois: Peonies, why?
Clark:
Lois: Were you going to get me flowers?
Clark:
Lois:
Clark: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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