Roy: accidentally eats Ollie’s chili so their eyes start to water
Dinah: Roy, look at me. It’s okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You’re the best person I know.
Roy: I’m not crying?
Dinah, hugging Roy’s head: Shush baby, it’s okay. Ollie is here and they love you with their whole heart.
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Dinah: Is Hal always like this when they lose?
Ollie: Oh, yes. You should’ve been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Hal: You bumped that table and you know it!
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Lian: Can we go out to get icecream?
Ollie: Did you ask Dinah?
Lian: She said no.
Ollie: Then why did you ask me?
Lian: She’s not the boss of you.
Ollie, internally: It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap.
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Ted: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Booster: Wow. They sound stupid.
Ted: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Booster: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Ted: I guess you’re right. Hey Booster, I love you.
Booster: See! Just say that!
Ted: Holy fing s.
Booster: If that flies over their head then, sorry Ted, but they’re too dumb for you.
Ted: Booster.
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Ted: Adulting is hard.
Ted: How do I quit?
Booster: Time travel.
Dinah: Die.
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Booster: What goes up but never comes down?
Batman: The amount of stress you’re bringing this team.
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Mr. Miracle: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Big Barda: Babe-
Big Barda: It- it was just an ant-
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Dinah: Guy! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Guy: blasting the mii theme at full volume That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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J’onn: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple…
Big Barda: I really care about your feelings!
Mr. Miracle: I really care about YOUR feelings!
J’onn, turning their head: …and then there’s the disaster couple…
Booster: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Ted: I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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Ollie: We call that a traumatic experience.
Ollie, turning to Roy: Not a “bruh moment”.
Ollie, turning to Connor: Not “sadge”.
Ollie, turning to Mia: And DEFINITELY not an “oof LMAO”.
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This might be my new favorite one lol
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It’s beautiful
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Oh my god you’re awesome!!!
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Dinah: Stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Mia: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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Hal: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Ollie, sighing: Fine. We’re cowabunga.
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Hal: Hello, my name is Failure, and you’re watching my life crumble into pieces.
Hal: waves their finger and sings like they’re in a Disney Channel intro
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Aquaman: Whooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Ollie, admiring a sleeping Dinah: You’re so cute.
Dinah, sleepily: I could beat your a**.
Ollie, lovingly: I know.
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