If Bruce was there at Damian’s birth:
Damian was so stealthy, he couldn’t be found at his own birth.
Speaking of, you know why they call them Chuck Norris jokes and not Batman jokes? It’s because Batman is no joke.
(I now want a whole thread dedicated to Chuck Norris style DC jokes. I might do that…)
Chuck Norris learned how to read from a book.
Oh my god that’s hilarious!!!
Thank you i just hope the wait was worth it
Fancasts in general:
Jack Handey has a lot of thoughts about Superman
I think Santa Claus and Superman are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell you why: Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard
In Golden Age Wonder Woman, there is a device called a “Mental Radio” that looks like this:
It was always called a Mental Radio except in the Wonder Woman Newspaper strip, which had this panel:
Reading about the AMT (Amazon Mental Television) Network made this pop in my head:
You know you read too many memes when you react to things by forming new memes in your mind.
I think the fish girl outfits are cute
Looooll
It’s a parody website. Like The Onion for nerds
Since this is the Golden Age, I feel like there’s an unheard line that goes something like “We’re gonna have a party! Bring your best leather outfits and flogs!”
That’s amazing!
I’ve always wanted a comic where some media person decides to do a story on famous Bruce’s kids and is just completely blown away by how strange they are. Headline reads: “Bruce Wayne’s Crazy Kids, Vigalantees, & Why I Will Never Interview Rich People Again”
I’m just imagining Bruce saying all of these things with a straight face to Lois or Clark as they interview him somewhere. And Lois coming up with crazier questions to see how far Bruce will go.