Title is self explanatory. If you were granted the ability to tell any DC character at any point in time one thing and one thing only, what would you say and to who?
DON’T DRINK THAT! It will get Alfred killed and really annoy Tim Drake! - Me to Batman right before he’s about to drink a fine glass of wine with Talia al Ghul.
Hey stupid! - Me to Darkseid just so I can make fun of him for looking.
Pick up the sock! - Me to Irwin Schwab
You should seek out Richard Dragon, O-Sensei, Sandra Woosan, and Ben Turner. - Me to a young Bruce Wayne.
Some guys are going to come and ask you to put on a helmet and raid ACE Chemical with them. Don’t. - Me to [Redacted].
To Joker right after he fell in the acid-“Why do we fall sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.”
To Lex Luthor after getting sent to prison for the 8th time-Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact… same thing… over and over again expecting things to change.
As I look at my phone for more quotes I look back up and see a huge number of DC villains angrily approach me that I realized I made a mistake.
I feel like I’d tell a lot of villains that instead of trying to rob a jewelry store with their amazing invention, they really need to try and just sell it and get rich that way.