This is just for sh*ts and giggles, but still! Bruce should be bankrupt by now.
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Nothing, my bats are excellent doctors.
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Yeah, I’m not trusting anyone or anything that doesn’t have thumbs with a scalpel.
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Very good evidence finding, A+
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Does it matter, he’s a billionaire.
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Maybe so, but supervillains and gods beat the ■■■■ out of him on a almost daily basis. That would lead to some insanely high medical bills.
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Not if my bats work for peanuts. They really love peanuts.
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I’m still not trusting a bat if I have broken ribs, a concussion, and I’m bleeding more than a Red Lantern, and they puke blood as a superpower!
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My bats are the world’s greatest doctors. They can fix any problem you have. They are currently working on the cure for cancer. Batnard is the world’s greatest scientist.
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I’d rather trust Eobard Thawne over bats with that. At least he’s fast and has thumbs.
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I don’t know how to break this to you, so I’ll just say it: BARTOK IS A ■■■■■■’ CARTOON.
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I am a cartoon. Look at my profile picture.
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You’re killin’ me here, man.
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Remember, he’s got this guy on the payroll to keep those medical bills down
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He can get universal health care by going to use the Amazon’s purple healing ray.
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He could probably buy a purple healing ray from the Amazons and put it in the Batcave.
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Are they sale and what do they need with money? Lol
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Mostly for comedy routines:
“Look at me! I am a mortal! I have a mortgage and pay bills all day long!”
Classic Themysciran theatre.
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