This is just for sh*ts and giggles, but still! Bruce should be bankrupt by now.
Nothing, my bats are excellent doctors.
Yeah, I’m not trusting anyone or anything that doesn’t have thumbs with a scalpel.
Very good evidence finding, A+
Does it matter, he’s a billionaire.
Maybe so, but supervillains and gods beat the ■■■■ out of him on a almost daily basis. That would lead to some insanely high medical bills.
Not if my bats work for peanuts. They really love peanuts.
I’m still not trusting a bat if I have broken ribs, a concussion, and I’m bleeding more than a Red Lantern, and they puke blood as a superpower!
My bats are the world’s greatest doctors. They can fix any problem you have. They are currently working on the cure for cancer. Batnard is the world’s greatest scientist.
I’d rather trust Eobard Thawne over bats with that. At least he’s fast and has thumbs.
I don’t know how to break this to you, so I’ll just say it: BARTOK IS A ■■■■■■’ CARTOON.
I am a cartoon. Look at my profile picture.
You’re killin’ me here, man.
Remember, he’s got this guy on the payroll to keep those medical bills down
He can get universal health care by going to use the Amazon’s purple healing ray.
He could probably buy a purple healing ray from the Amazons and put it in the Batcave.
Are they sale and what do they need with money? Lol
Mostly for comedy routines:
“Look at me! I am a mortal! I have a mortgage and pay bills all day long!”
Classic Themysciran theatre.