Get Yourself Out of This Pickle: DC Heroes & Villains

Metallo was hungry for some Kryptonite and it made a perfect “meal”.

Constantine and Deathstroke are on opposing missions to destroy Darkseid. After defeating their nemesis, they are now battling eachother for “the anti-life equation”. How does it go down and who will be victorious?

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Constantine decides this just isn’t sodding worth it and sit down for a smoke and a swig from his flask. Deathstroke also comes to the conclusion that’s he not being paid enough for this and also sits down for a drink from his own flask. The two toast and fall into increasingly cynical conversations about whether or not people are even “worth it.” The anti-life equation dissipates in the face of TRUE despair.

Guy Gardner pranks Hal by painting his very ring yellow, rendering it unable to produce constructs. How does Hal get out of this one?

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Hal goes on an extended personal journey, visiting mystics around the world to conquer his personal demons and overcome the fear in his heart, purging himself of the yellow impurity once and for all. Or just washes his ring, one of the two.

Mr. Mxyzptlk is in a bit of a Mxyzpckl. He tried to pick on the Phantom Stranger, but the Stranger was having none of it and stole the imp’s power to use it in an honorable and responsible manner. How will Mxy resolve this crisis?

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Mxy just says his name backwards and goes back to the fifth dimension, taking his powers with him.

Nightwing decided to get a cape to look cool like Batman. But he’s not as good with it as he once had been as Robin, and now he keeps tripping over the cape. What does he do?

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Gets a shoulder length or a trench coat!

Robin is not as good at staying up as Bats. He needs caffeine quick but he keeps going from crime to crime. Where/how does he get caffeine/rest on such a busy night?

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There’s basically a Starbucks on every corner in Gotham, so it doesn’t take long to get a good cup o’ joe.

Mongul has decided War World needs a new business model, so instead of death matches, he’s having all those aliens bet on… E-Sports! But now Superman feels bad beating him up? What should Big Blue do?

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Obviously the only sensible course of action here is for Superman to train to become War World’s undisputed League of Legends champ.

(League of Legends is a thing they play in E-Sports, right? I know neither sportsball nor sportsmouse.)

Billy Batson just got braces put in, and they really hurt. And more to the point, he can’t pronounce the word “Shazam!” What does he do when Doctor Sivana threatens the city with a death ray?

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He mumbles “Shu-sam!” and is turned into the mighty Shu-sam, with the powers of poor dental care.

Now that Robin isn’t eating rats off the Batcave floor, there’s a real rodent problem in the place. What should Batman do?

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Let Alfred (the cat) at 'em! (Maybe have Selina and her pets over too for good measure).

Mr Freeze’s hair is messed up. He’s about to make a public ransom demand but can’t face the embarrassment of bad hair. With only a minute to air he doesn’t have time to leave and he can’t take the helmet off without dying. What does he do?

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With the help of an expert artist, Mr. Freeze draws a perfectly coiffed ‘do on the outside of his helmet.

Zatanna cast a spell for the Teen Titans to have an endless dance off. Whose smooth moves can save them from this exhausting awesomeness?

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Cyborg does the robot so good that the world declares dancing canceled. There’s no matching Vic’s sick moves.

The annual Justice League group trip has been chosen. Unfortunately for Martian Manhunter, there’s going to be a bonfire. What should J’onn do?

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Half of the group can gather ‘round the bonfire for s’mores and the other half can go on a night nature hike - led by J’onn as a lantern.

Two-Face was in the middle of a bank heist when the GCPD shot a bomb that exploded silver coins. Amidst the chaos, Harvey’s coin was intermixed. How will he find his lucky money and know what to do next?

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Harvey halts the bank heist and orders all of his goons to pick through the coins one by one until they’ve found his prized possession. The GCPD officers kind of just feel sad for him, and leave him alone until he is reunited with his beloved. Then they beat the ever-lovin’ stuffing out him and sent his binary but back to Arkham.

There’s a really loud death metal concert about ten miles from Superman’s apartment, and he just can’t seem to tune it out. And he really needs his beauty sleep. How does he handle this clamorous conundrum?

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Superman remembers he has a fortress way out in the freakin’ Artic for the express purpose of getting away from everyone. He flies there and brings an alarm to wake him up in time for work the next day.

Hal Jordan has beem invited to a Poker night at Will Magnus’ house. The only problem is all the other players are the Metal Men, plus Red Tornado and Cyborg to boot. How will Hal compete against such advanced processing power??

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He has an ace up his sleeve…wink wink!

(I couldn’t think of anything else :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :arrow_down_small:)

Hal Jordan got caught cheating on poker night, how can he get himself out of this?

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Hal uses his ring to blast a hole in the ceiling and then escapes into space immediately.

The Martian Manhunter has been possessed by the Sin Gluttony, now he’s roaming the Hall of Justice dementedly demanding “CHOCOOOOOOS!!” How will his fellow Leaguers stop this insatiable hunger?

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How else? Batman gives the Flash his credit card to go buy as many Chocos as he can. This is a hunger which deserves to be sated.

Someone asked Hawkman to explain his backstory and he needs a distraction so he can make a getaway.

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He gets Venditti to explain it for him while he flees the scene!
Someone gave Bwana Beast’s powers away. What will he do now?

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Easy! He’ll visit three+ non-powered superheroes to train and learn. Just when he’s started to get used to it, the writers will give him his powers back to keep the plot going! (and now we’ll have ninja Bwana Beast!)

It’s Thanksgiving and the entire Bat-family (and Gordons) are coming over to eat in the Batcave. Alfred found out the day of and now has to prepare a meal large enough for everyone and buy the food! How does he manage to do it in time?

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Alfred makes a deal with Bat-Mite, promising him some super-ultra rare Batman collector’s item in exchange for summoning all the food at once.

Bat-Mite decides to turn all the Thanksgiving food into giant, rampaging monsters. How will the Bat family get out of this??

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