These two are fairly self-explanatory:
And I’d intended to make a joke that this was Green Lantern trapped in a giant pinball machine until I realized that that’s not substantially less ridiculous than what’s actually happening in this panel:
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uhhhhhhh yes
no, but in a nice way
and i swear i already made and posted this but i couldn’t find it so i made it again
and a couple bonus aquamans
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It’s true
For the Parents
Flawless disguise
Pickle Cheesecake
Pass
Blur it
The face says it all
For Smelly Smells that Smell Smelly
Joy
Misinterpretations
They’re doing it
Nice refreshing liquid
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i think there’s a lot of potential in this as a template to satirize opinions that are popular but sound like something a mindless swarm of blank-eyed fish would believe
it could be silly, friendly teasing that’s obviously just a joke, like
or it could be a sincere statement that you wish to express with subtle and incisive humor
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When the planetary science behind the plot is somewhat questionable.
When the planetary science behind the plot makes it somewhat difficult to suspend disbelief.
When the planetary science behind the plot gets downright ridiculous.
When the planetary science behind the plot doesn’t really matter anymore because you’re enjoying the Golden Women’s Giant Interplanetary Vacuum Cleaner too much.
Bonus round: When Bullets and Bracelets is brought to its ultimate level.
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It’s been a while since I’ve made a snarky post about Zack Snyder.
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For a good fan theory.
For gratitude.
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he’s living in a dream world!!!
i looked up the quote and it’s so much grosser than i remembered
Summary
“Once you’ve lost your virginity to this ■■■■■■■ movie and then you come and say to me something about, like, ‘My superhero wouldn’t do that,’ I’m like, ‘Are you serious?’ I’m, like, down the ■■■■■■■ road on that,” Snyder said.
“It’s a cool point of view to be like, ‘My heroes are still innocent. My heroes didn’t ■■■■■■■ lie to America. My heroes didn’t embezzle money from their corporations. My heroes didn’t commit any atrocities.’ That’s cool. But you’re living in a ■■■■■■■ dream world,” he added.
when zack snyder gets philosophical
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zack snyder thinks it’s naive to want your heroes not to commit “ATROCITIES.” who are his heroes!!! do we know!!! someone should check!!!
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In the 1997verse Human Bullets is the opening band for White Star. I see it so clearly.
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Let us also not forget that he killed off Dick Grayson. Again, HE KILLED OFF DICK GRAYSON.
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it looks like no one’s staked out which earth the Snyderverse is on so i guess i’ll go ahead, it’s this earth, now and forever
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#Canon
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Snyder: Yeah, so I killed off Dick Grayson in my JL movieverse.
WB Execs: …
Snyder: …
WB Execs: Mr. Snyder, we had, like, five or six films in development around Grayson as Nightwing and Todd for ‘A Death In The Family’ and Red Hood that we expected you to direct and/or oversee production of. We can’t do that now.
Snyder: Yah, but look at my Twitter/Reddit armies. I’m a god to those people! Too late to take it back now- already tweeted 'bout Grayson’s demise. Yeah baby!
WB Execs: …
WB Execs:
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