You never stopped being schway Mr. Land
Doesn’t mean its not schway to puzzle under forty just psycho
When you just don’t get modern music:
Also, when “Yipee! Wow! Ha! Ha! Ho! Ha! Wow! Ho! Ho! Ja! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ho! Whee-eee! Wow! Yay Ay Ay! Ha! Ha!”
When it hurts a little that Wonder Woman had anything to do with Live, Laugh, Love:
When is the jet supposed to be invisible or not?
When Wonder Woman had a “Rage Cage” business back in the 40’s:
When Wonder Woman scores high on the hot/crazy matrix:
when even being a 12th level intellect can’t prepare you for the cringe
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(from this, which i am plugging everywhere because it’s cool and doesn’t have enough youtube views:
honestly a good excuse not to do just about anything
when someone asks when the next Doom Patrol WAL is
so now we’re prepared for every conceivable eventuality
When your feeling down
Boondoggle I say
When you calling someone reckless
Lacking knowledge of a speedboat
It’s morbi…er magic time
When someone say you have a great idea you respond
when someone tells you to be cool, or to act your age, or to perform a moderately difficult math function
When you are thrifty with your bondage habits:
When do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
When Marston is up to his normal lol’s:
When why not both?
When @biff_pow needs to up the security in his darkened studio:
I am not thrifty with bondage. I just tie every limb up with very expensive silk rope.
If you can afford it, that is definitely the way to go.
When Wonder Woman is your guest in your darkened studio
When she’s an annoying whistler:
When you drink too much Red Bull:
When she is channeling Tarzan (at the speed of light):
When you let Marston design your wedding dress:
When what the heck is perzin?
When she’s a slick chick but he’s a clown:
i hacked the above GIF to make a new creation i have named
Starcrier
but it’s a spectrum so i had to do two
Edit to tag @DC89 in case she missed them!
When your town needs a paper for crooks
When you need more evidence to back up the Robin versus Batman case you’ve been trying to make (or when you want to point out someone having questions and answers with style)
My kids and I are amazing at making criminals mad.