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This would be so aMaRzING! Just put s’s on the end of all of those and it is PERFECT!!! Just amagine how beautiful it would be! 
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So I was researching how to be an effective cult leader so that we may give Eggbaby the respect he deserves, and a very helpful list mentioned this crucial step:
So, y’know, make sure to recruit people to worship Eggbaby or whatever
also, I think we need a name for Eggbaby’s followers. Anyone got some ideas?
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i’m giving this my complete attention.
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Maybe we should get a handful of potential names and then hold a vote. This may be a cult, but I believe Eggbaby would want it to be run in a fair and just way.
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so far all my team has come up with is that our foundational myth can be called The Yolklore.
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The Eggzalted Ones
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Also is the cults official title just The Cult of Eggbaby?
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That’s either heartwarming or unsettling depending on context.
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*conteggst
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guys I think we need a logo
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Loyal Acolytes of the Elliptical Ovum
Constant Devotees of the Ellipsoidal Gamete
True Followers of the Obovate Zygum
Rabid Believers in the Strength of the Nit
Steadfast Helpers to the Rounded Goog
Trusted Disciples of the Blanche Clutch
Staunch Apostles to the Multitudinous Roe
Dependable Votaries of the Immortal Spawn
Unerring Adherents of the Ivory Oval
Unwavering Supporters of the Baby Divine
Exceptional Missionaries of the Palliative Alabaster
I mean, off the top of my head… 
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Conteggst. Sometimes life is better without it.
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i can’t claim to be steadfast but i’ll do anything for a rounded goog
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Thank you. I really enjoy silly projects like this (I mean, super-important and SERIOUS PURSUITS).
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The really witty and much more well thought-out contributions after Eggboys is just SENDING ME 
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