Tim would use literally any chemical needed to make himself like chili and/or KFC for the sole reason that everyone else loves KFC and/or chili
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why is that so accurate
why is that something i would do
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But what about bloody rare steak? There’s nothing more satisfying then watching your prey bleed out in front of you.
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Only Hal likes Ollie’s chili.
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Um, Alfred’s cookies are insulted.
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Do not forget my batmilk.
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Happy DCUI Anniversary @c02goddess.16092! 
Thank you for being a great member of the community and here’s to another year! 
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This Alfred’s chicken noodle soup erasure
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It is Alfed’s batchicken batnoodle batsoup.
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Clark Kent has his whole little “aw, golly gee, well that sure is swell” midwest farmboy thing going on, but Lois Lane curses like a sailor
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Superman has super curly hair he just drowns it in pomade For Some Reason and one day he forgets to do his hair and the rest of the league is floored because Holy Crap Superman Got A Superperm
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AU where everything is the same except Clark Kent grew up on a ranch in Texas and his accents sometimes slips out
Bruce: It’s the best barbecue in Gotham, I don’t understand wh-
Clark: If it’s not SMOKED for 10 HOURS it’s not barbecue, darn it!
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When he gets annoyed the Texas Boy in him really lets loose
Clark, hour 10 of dealing with the league’s BS: ALL Y’ALL HUSH, THE LORD IS TESTIN’ ME
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Okay I just thought of something and it’s been making me laugh for like a minute.
Booster Gold 100% has a Cameo
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Imma start usin’ this from now on.
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Skeets is his cameraman. Booster Gold is an INFLUENCER
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I am seriously tempted
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Clark, at karaoke night, singing fortunate son: IT AIN’T ME, I AIN’T NO MILLIONAIRE’S SON-
Bruce: And what’s wrong with that, CLARK
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headcanon: tim’s brothers buy him red robin (the restaurant) giftcards for every holiday/birthday and he pretends to hate it but really he loves the restaurant
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