Hmmm I don’t know if it’s sad or not that I have a lot of humorous takes I could do on this. I know I can be romantic but now I am stuck especially since I have images of characters with lights stuck to their heads…maybe a lantern instead of their head?
You could combine that with a romantic pairing featuring one of the Lanterns. Hal and Carol? Guy and Ice? John and Hawkgirl? Kyle and…one of his many potential love interests?
Now that I think about it…Jade, Soranik Natu, Donna Troy, Carol…you have all these big macho guys with really only one real love interest and Kyle’s the one who practically has a harem. Ladies dig the artists, I guess.
If you read further on explanation, it seems like CT residents actually were the smart ones. This is because nutmegs needed to be grated and so people buying them thought they were being ripped off when they just didn’t know what they bought. Buyer beware